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[Tablet County]

Being unable to get into Star Wars because the Force offends your Atheism is somehow even fucking gayer than when people do that because they're Christian.

Sure, he might have been a faggot, but I never considered him gay.

AI has now come even for Winston Smith's job.

I can't believe you posted gay nigger fanfiction to general discussion thats it you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 1488 weeks, now go to your room and dont come out until next pride month.

there are spurdos visible on the sides of your pictures
sloppy work

Bitch I just woke up can you guys just not have knives pointed at each others penises for like 5 minutes?

Imagine sisyphus building the niggerfaggot tower.

The senate will decide your rape.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Guys, have you heard about this 'Wolfetone' dude?

 

[Tablet County]

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Internet Rape Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

I legitimately don't understand sending dick pics to anyone, for any reason. It's a live event, not a national monument.

counter counter counterpoint:
You're not real.

"man that was a funny insightful comment on that lolcow, I wonder what there pussy/dick looks like?"

Shut up and send the dick pic to her, CHUD. “Noooo Hitler wouldn’t want me to do it, it’s impure” stfu

 

[The Cunting Death]

From an email @Cpl. Long Dong Silver sent to null since he got banned and null told him to fuck off.

Oh well fuck you, you fetal alcohol fat sped. Say hi to your drunken mom candy for me if she isn't taking a mile of nigger dick.

Sent from Proton Mail Android

 

[Sillyclown]

chris chan would probably be able to walk through a nuclear blast unharmed.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I got a horrible horrible vision of a future where the elites have decreed your car must be made out of Beyond Meat, and instead of parking it when you arrive at your destination, you simply eat it.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Knowing you I was nearly afraid it would be an actual penis.

human sacrifice, dick pics, dogs and cats living together, mass sweepings!

Get off vent or I'll have you bent.

I feel like most of the women here have a venus flytrap for a pussy and once in a while they bait a man here for sex so they can feed on them.

"I'm a they/them of my word."

It's a lowcow farm.

Your mosquito bites will never be A cups

Im autistic enough to hate faggots.

Homie, you belong in an oven.

Jokes on you, I have a humiliation fetish, so I win no matter what.

That's a very feminine bulge then, very Sapphic

Who the hell are you, Arnold?

i’m still waiting for you to die from cirrhosis in your shithole trailer

i wish there was a soyjak that could make you less of a retard

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

And @Null when you read this and ban me fat boy just know that the fat BP whores you gunt guard to protect your shekels will turn on you the second your principals outweigh your love of their money.

 

[Tablet County]

If God is real, then why isn't God real?

Heh. Checkmate, theists.

Do not mourn, he went down like a true and honest American....by thinking about nigger dick in his final words.

Am I just not hip enough to invite to the Goon Cave?

i wish there was a soyjak that could make you less of a retard

What does this even mean, she has no pussy?!

 

[Harm]

[Ethan Ralph] has stated he will spread his asshole and let men fuck him in the asshole if Rackets doesn't come on tonight's Killstream as scheduled

Since then he has started Sieg Heiling to a hood trap remix of Erika while saying nigger

@Null rides in on his budwiser sponsered clydesdale and screams his decree "Catladies shall not be negative rated, we shall change the site to suit their needs!" and then @Lidl Drip waves a fag flag banner.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Dont make me post micropenis

 

[Dr. Butt]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

You still aren't a woman, but you aren't a man. You are an advanced faggot.

 

[clipartfan92]

You will look, because who doesn't love a hole that's essentially as sexy as a deep belly button?

 

[Tablet County]

Offtopic but someone just called lidl Belgian. another 9/11. That’s like the shittiest country. My god, the tragedies just won’t stop…

I'm greatful for your wokey ack-knowladgement of my identity. Thank you progressive Kiwi Farms user RACISM.

Kosovar detected, remove all jars before it's too late

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Oh wait, she's too busy reading baby rape hentai at the moment.

 

[DumbDude43]

From an email @Cpl. Long Dong Silver sent to null since he got banned and null told him to fuck off.

>Sent from Proton Mail Android
>Android

kill phoneposters, behead phoneposters
giving internet access to mobile devices has been a disaster for the internet race

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Wait, so we're the providers for random.txt.? I thought the lolcows were the ones being quoted lol.

 

[Gog & Magog]

If someone actually got outed as a freak criminal that's one thing but all we've learned here is... Kiwifarmers are weird degenerates. Which isn't much of a lesson.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

ALL moids and ALL foids need to be banned immediately.