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[Axiom.]

>"Stinky, bald, and fat."
>

I'M NONE OF THESE THINGS!!!!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/amanda...attyforgothgf-ghostguy15.192186/post-19383189

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

He somehow looks both like the school retard and the asshole that bullied him.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

HIV could be extinct in the next two generations if people weren't fucking retards.

leave it to a Mormon to come up with a biblical justification for smoking crystal meth

First world problems have first world solutions with first world prices.

His mother loved meth more than him.

go cry to the queen you curry scented dingleberry, fucking perma-vassal stooge of england.

Were you bullied by Jamal and Pedro?

Satan is real and he's thriving in India.

Shut the fuck up, Trump doesn't care about you.

"Any Jew but THAT Jew. Please bring home a Palestinian boy before Sander."

Living in filth, eating literal shit, and worshiping smurfs. Bomb them all to hell.

What's up with the mentally ill having spergouts at Panera Bread?

Does this Caucasoid tranny have a legitimate reason for identifying as a Cherokee?

“Yo broski, don’t mind my dude Noah… He’s just having his boy drip out the front hole!”

Unchecked Judaism and its consequences have been a disaster for the Human Race.

America is a satanic beast which devours the flesh and blood of the young. Beating heart of the anti-christ and probably also lovers with Beelzebub, Lufcifer, and Satan.

We must secure the existence of tomgirls, and a future for cool chicks who likes dood things!

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS?!?

Ah, the accursed uterus.

“That’s nice, dear. Does that mean you’ll be leaving the house today?”

God forbid the good name of a demographic known for eating each others assholes be slandered like this!

Can't The Writers come up with something more creative? We already had an attempted assassination this season.

I guess Trump assassin's are also DEI hires.

This is what happens when you send a protestant to do a mormon's job

The murder attempts will continue until the orange nigger steps down.

"IT'S THE CIA, IT'S THE FBI, IT'S THE FREEMASONS, IT'S VENEZUELA, IT'S HAITI, IT'S ALL THE CATS AND DOGS THE HAITIANS ATE, IT'S ILLEGALS, IT'S ZOG, IT'S THE ILLUMINATI, IT'S GLOBOHOMO, IT'S GEORGE SOROS, IT'S GLOWIES!"

Only the holy cleansing fire of the Lord can heal such sickness.

MANLY MAN EMBRACES MASCULINE HOBBY, KNITS MANLY SWEATER!

The Cubic Pubic special please Doc! Extra fries!

Finally! A man with the long fabled yaoi hole!!

"It appears that a thin strip of fabric worn around and partially hanging off one's neck is a token that displays your belonging to the 'man' group. Therefore, if I got such token permanently branded on my body, that would display my dedication and solidify my status as a 'human male' ."

poetry is just
when you write sentences
like this

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

A beautiful contribution to an otherwise mid public freakout.

if a guy bought a robotic ass-wiping toilet from an online clearing house stocking products made in sweatshop factories and it peeled his butt skin off, I'd suggest he should've bought a regular toilet.

I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits.

It’s conceivable that breaching the amhole would be akin to fucking a pumpkin.

“freak off supplies”

I know you mormons work for the CIA, but at least be more covert than this.

Yeah, and that's one reason why I work for The Episcopal Church and not fucking Hezbollah.

Jesus wouldn't use this website.

In the words of George W Bush: Fuck those niggers, they killed americans too. Fuck all of them.

We should built a Kiwifarms pager network

If you want to accuse me of being a muzzie, then I challenge you to present proof of ham sandwich and I will do the same (bacon or other pork products are also acceptable). Then we can be sure there are no semites here.

I wish I was a sociopath, this world is easy to take advantage of.

Believe it or not some people have great fear of the coomer shitposter ever being more than that.

 

[Betonhaus]

Both of you quit shitting up the thread or my eyes are going to need a rape kit.

 

[Pedophobe]

It's okay to laugh at internet weirdos and retards.

I'd pity you, except you're actually such an awful person that you deserve it.

Because there is no justice in this whore of a universe.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

We are a Collective Consciousness of autists so to speak.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I find it very unlikely that his Japanese skills will be good enough to support his sales role and I find it very unlikely he'll stop being autistic.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

You know how in some video games, if you die during the boss fight, you have to go all the way back to the beginning of the level?

I think deportation should work like that. Send folks back to the very, very southernmost tip of South America. "Now you get to try New Game+!"

Reminder that she's Buffalo Bill level crazy, don't blame me or anyone here if you end up being worn as a robe by that freak.

Some posters need to touch grass, as recent posts have shown.

And when I say grass, I mean bushes.

And when I say bushes, I mean the vaginas of adult women.

I see that your pink triangle is well-earned.

Enjoy your UTI, stalker child.

hey they stole my Voldemort / Scabbers mpreg fanfic!

DO MOT INSULT MY WEBSITE BAASTVH BASTARD!!!!

YOU ARE MOTHER OF FUCKING!!!

Jews are just like women. Always trying to blow up your phone.

"I like watching tranny on girl porn! That's ****ing hot! It takes the man out while leaving the man in! And yeah I'm a 'perv' too!"

 

[Melee Bouquet]

Nobody needs to thoughtfully refute your posts, you have said very stupid shit before.

I am respectfully submitting this bit of wit and wisdom for EVERYONE'S consideration. In your deliberations, please bear in mind the significant benefit users of this site would enjoy from such an insightful bon mot. Thank you.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'd shoot the guy who shot Hitler. Nobody harms the fuerher!

I guess now this thread is just a place for people to come and confess things that I would only admit at gunpoint. Ok.

poetry is just
when you write sentences
like this

i wonder if there is a person out there somewhere who has a Roswell Grey fetish

I achieved my dogshit taste in women on my own.
Truly I am free.

play video games or rant into some poor motherfuckers ear for hours on end when high, like a normal, stim abusing person. Christ.

At about 7m04 the family dog displays a personal shame I did not think possible in a non-human.

 

[tehpope]

The signing of the Declaration of the Independence was the first Autistic Thunderdome thread.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

He's basically an expert on Japanese culture, he beat persona 5 for Christ sake.

 

[Marc]

Sadly as as much as it pains me to think Jack probably is nearly naked all day.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

WINNER OF THE RAPE-O-METER!
Caroline from Portal 2!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/zoey-e...-meowtsuba-and-many-more.197481/post-19388031

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

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WOAH WOAH WOAH. THATS A GUY. No amount of gundam anime whatever cosplay with a blue wig is chagning that that's a DUDE. Or a tranny. But that's a DUDE uness i'm blind.

Don't pretend you have this delicate palette when you eat cum and man ass

 

[3MMA]

It's smart of her to stay out of cuck business.

 

[Thé au lait]

For example, the '67 Pentagon riot was organized by outspoken Marxists, Abbott Hoffman, Jerry Rubin, Allen Ginsberg, and...hey! HEY! SHUT UP! THAT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE!

I'm still waiting for patrick's toilet's response before making up my mind

 

[NerdShamer]

you clearly don't realize something.

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET DIRTY STAYING INSIDE ALL DAY? and I have AIR CONDITIONING. so HOW THE FUCK DO I GET DIRTY STAYING INSIDE?

Now stand up, go buy some soap and head to the shower. You stink

Considering how she didn't respond in 3 minutes, @PigFarm didn't actually shut her up, she's likely filming herself as we speak

I take baths and showers every other night, I am MORE than happy to do a weekly proof video with date to provide proof of that to shut you all up on my blog. I am not ashamed of my body.

@NerdShamer for a second I got scared you were right. I'm glad she reappeared a second after you posted to further prove that she's absolutely disgusting

I have cool air, tones of water, etc. Your just pissy I pointed out your flaws. I also DO keep MY apartment clean, I have a swifer, a mop, etc.

so tell me again, HOW AM I DIRTY WHEN MY PLACE IS VERY CLEAN? despite my previous video showing dishes needing to be done, do I need to post a video of it being clean?

 

[Day of the Cope]

I fully admit to my biased, agenda driven reaction of finding it funny and awesome when sand niggers die and not okay when white people get hurt in terror attacks.