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I wonder how a gooner in a goon cave feels when the post nut clarity hits him. That split second when you go, "what the fuck am I doing, why am I here, why did I create all of this".

If you fuck both a one and a zero does that count as fucking a ten?

I'd rather die alone than partake in advanced cuckoldry.

I call my boy a faggot cuck and he laughs and hits me. You call a pooner a faggot and she'll cry for hours while writing a novella on reddit.

You can chase after 10s, or you can go to a con and have a threesome with two 5s.

This reminded me of a wet dream I had in early puberty after falling asleep to Coast to Coast AM.

I think that 9 year olds 'learning disability' is that he's based.

Now, the fda may have approved dubious shit and still will, but they also didn't take into account an absolute obeast drinking 14 bang's a day and eating 3 pound of butter straight from the tub

It might be because both of them are obviously autistic but...
 
@KiwiSuperPowerUser said
When Kiwifarms is your fucking life it's time to eat a bullet. This use to be the only cool place left on the internet and then it got invaded by 4 chan faggots and reddit mods. There's literal Troons using kiwifarms unironically right now not realizing the majority of people on here see them as mentally deranged retards who are dangerous to society.
 
Secular ethics all derive from the Right to Coom. Once you have accepted there is no such thing as "higher purpose" or "ultimate meaning," let alone an afterlife or eternal union with the Divine or reincarnation or whatever, only the eventual annihilation of everything, then the most important thing in your life is to experience as much pleasure as possible. If it pleases you to have kids with your wife, go ahead. If it pleases you to ejaculate in a cross-dressing man's anus and then buy a baby from a woman so you can LARP your fetish in front of others, then go ahead. The important thing is that no law or social convention gets in your way.

From the Right to Coom flows all other morality and law in secular liberalism. We have a variety of laws and conventions to ensure women can chase orgasmic highs without inhibitions or economic consequences. We have free AIDS drugs so fags can coom all they want and not die from it. We have speech codes to ensure nobody makes fags or troons feel bad about their paraphilias. "Free speech" has been circumscribed to refer mainly to porn (because coom) while apparently not covering your right to not bake a fag celebration cake (because coom). We spend enormous sums to rush narcan to junkies because they have a right to get high as many times as possible (which is just a form of coomerism).

The Right to Coom also leads to open borders. Since young men and women have zero duty or moral pressure to sustain society with progeny, we open our borders to barbarian hordes to try and sustain our wealth (just another form of coomerism) and our welfare systems (which exist to mitigate the consequences of coom). The only real alternative is to knock the Right to Coom off its pedestal, but that's impossible in a secular, liberal order.

The main alternative to the Right to Coom is secular authoritarianism, like Communism or fascism, where there are no rights (because who really cares if some irrelevant worm coomed enough in his short life?).
 
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