random_text.txt

[StudMccool]

Nigger's probably so poor section 8 gave him two houses.

There is no one coming to save us. It is up to us. Everyone stays, everyone fights.

 

[Aunt Carol]

No you don't understand this retarded woman who is obsessed with a public domain bug is INFURIATING AND NEEDS TO BE ATTACKED.

I have reason to believe that “barbiebimbo2000” may be lying about being cis.

 

[3MMA]

What if Nick Rekieta is channelling his inner Russel Greer and Aaron Imholte is his Taylor Swift

 

[Meat Target]

"I've got fifty bucks, can I see your mom's tits?"

 

[Gog & Magog]

When I was a kid I once got so disruptive and vulgar in an AOL chat that an administrator instant messaged me saying if I didn't tone down the sexual humor, I would lose my account. Two minutes later I lost my account.

when i was a small child i got a one week ban from roblox for typing "bitch" in chat and cried so hard i threw up

I was roasting marshmallows over the fireplace and also working on the innards of my desktop computer and dropped a marshmallow onto the videocard which was still hot from being on recently.

Then in an absolute fiend move, I didn't want to waste it, scraped the sticky substance from my nvidia encrusted candyland and ate it and it tasted of battery.

When I was a lot younger I found my way onto a free movie site, and when the expected inescapable loud pop-up happened I broke down crying and called for my mom because I couldn't close it.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

we should shame certain mental illnesses & kinks until the people either become normal or a suicide statistic

faking yet another suicide attempt when he got mogged by Chick-Fil-A

Niggas need dragons DEAD.

"Oh fuck, I'm an adult and have no actual skills and my life is a lie because nobody caught me."

I didn't know you could neglect a child so bad it becomes retarded.

If you have one drop of nigger blood or Jew blood or latinigger blood you are not white.

This film is dedicated to the gallant people of Afghanistan.

If he’s going into the woods anywhere, let it be the Aokigahara Forest.

They're like if juggalos were autistic pseudo-intellectuals.

I pray I never see your obituary in the shitbull thread

That's why the dog attacked, she smelled another bitch in the house and didn't like it.

Everytime someone uses the word artist to describe Chris I die on the inside.

You ever look at a piece of art and you know a Mexican made it?

The only sound null hears inside his head is the one that compels him to feed

STILL cannot get the taste of Joe Biden's dick out of his mouth

Some days, seeing a jeet get cut in half by a train is the only thing that puts me in the right frame

 

[CaddestSlown]

you don't want your sissy hand holding your dick, that's just gay.

 

[JustSomeDong]

You know, sometimes I wonder whether you’re frequently pretending to be retarded or occasionally pretending to not be retarded.

 

[John_Smith]

Smart people sound stupid to stupid people, child.

Last twenny minutes has seen an outbreak of rage oinking on his xitter feed.
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Keep an eye on this while I head for the shitter for the next forty minutes....

 

[Black Man Underwear]

EGGS ARE BAD! LOW EGG PRICES RAPES TRANS CHICKENS OF COLOR!

 

[PhoBingas]

Are you accusing me of fag stolen valour??

 

[Seafarer]

the federalist papers would've been significantly better if the founding fathers who wrote them had been fans of bossmanjack.

@Null this one has got to make it in!

 

[Laburnum]

"Most people on KiwiFarms are Class III obesity. Meaning they're so fat they have to fart in order to walk."

 

[Blackhole]

I don't know what would be more depressing: to be a cow in a thread that goes past 1,000 pages, or to be a cow in a thread that took 6 years to hit 50 pages.

And regarding Trump, enemies of my metaphorical enemies are not necessarily my friends let alone invitees to my spitroast breeding carousel.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Hello men-faux and women-faux!

 

[Aunt Carol]

I see the usual tale of "Pizzahut is better outside of western countries".

Mazel tov, you fat retard.

 

[Poonocchio]

Am I reading this right, is this pooner sticking her enlarged clit into a man's butthole?

(Sorry if bindun)

 

[CaddestSlown]

show me how that pussy farts

 

[Sperg Spectating]

i knew a guy who raped a 12 year old while he was 17

 

[JustSomeDong]

Something Awful is dead, old man. The age of goons is over. The time of the weeb has come.

You will never be a real android raptor, you have no gimmick, you have no recognizable name. You are a pale imitation of the BPD Catlady perfection that was their 'bortion and religion posting.

Hmm....I do have that old Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS costume I wore for my Niece's christening lying around somewhere.....
Just need to fish the blonde wig out the septic tank and give it a hose down and i'm good to go