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[Aunt Carol]

I hate the mustard child so fucking much. Robot lady I'm ambivalent about.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Two things have happened since I have been on KF.

1. I like anime way less.

2. I really really REALLY hate libertarians now.

 

[Tablet County]

the relationship between Goku & Vegeta, specially after DBZ could make someone wish they had a gay training partner to get ripped with.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Unfortunately this forum is not particularly retard-proof

Stop being on my side, you're retarded.

 

[Cnidarian]

Figure out if your Daimon is a retard, and if it is a Futa don't listen to it

 

[The Spoils of War]

Yes, I am HALF GAY. Aka Bisexual. And I do like small cute femboy penises that are easy to dominate. But I PREFER FEMALE BODIES. Including the pussy and SPECIFICALLY. The Female Anus, which is superior to that of male. So I am not full on gay like those people seem to portray, also, that is not science, so you are wrong.

 

[Big Nasty]

male genitals in a discernibly turgid state

Trump is like Rodney Dangerfield in caddyshack while Vance is like Chevy Chase in caddyshack.

Do they even make midget porn anymore?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Honestly the dick curve is what I am feeling most apprehensive about.

The Fedposting has reached a near Las Vegas level glow.

Given that ppl used dildos going back through prehistory there's no way dudes weren't fucking strategically cut fruit or whatever they could Jerry-rig while watching cave paintings

"I'm a cool dude, I dance, play piano, write holocaust revisionist screenplay, and threaten to murder girls who've rejected me. You know, just a typical guy."

I imagine the venn diagram of "Sufferers of the worst schizophrenia symptoms" and "Hardcore psychotropic drug abusers" is almost, but not quite, a perfect circle.

Make schizos shamans again!

Surely more paint balloons are the answer to this new tactical quandary.

 

[ASeabear8952]

What Japan did in WWII is small potatoes compared to Jord Sandeaux Cobeler's acts towards Mrs. Green.

 

[Aunt Carol]

ooh sorry I didn't realize it was possible to force "the state of being black" into someone's orifices

what is an empty can of sodie but another foot skin receptacle to put on your sacred devotional altar to your gods?

 

[clipartfan92]

Anyone got an archived copy of Wet Ass Farts?

 

[Aunt Carol]

He, uh, looks like a Mr Potato Head in a wig, can't be bothered to keep his diabetes in check, and requires a steady supply of great value pasta sauce to maintain locomotion.

No idea why she thinks it's a good idea to hitch her wagon to Missouri's laziest troon.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Disregard that insanity. I lost my fucking mind for a second. I was balls deep in Russian social media too long digging or something.

 

[The Taxman]

Linux is not shit because it's free, Linux is free because it's shit.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Turning hood niggas into white hood niggas

 

[Mola Ram]

Gotta have that welfare state
Gee I need to lose some weight
Abortion on demand is great
Those were the days

 

[part timer]

Other than that, I really don't have and will never be providing anyone here with anything valuable in terms of what you're looking for. I don't see the point in continuing to engage here unless it's to help produce a thread on the guy.

I don't really care to prove anything to the people here, none of you are fans of mine. I've proven everything I need to already.

You know where to reach me if you want help co-authoring a thread

 

[Spergichu]

Man... I have seen a video of three men entering the ass of another man while YCMA plays in the background, and I still have never seen anything this gay.

 

[Aunt Carol]

My homeboy drac d!dn't fuck!ng take a fuck!ng stake to the ass from that homosexual terror!st van hells!ng for th!s

“If I want to rape you, I will - penis or no penis!”

I utilize both eyes now!

Surprisingly thin polycule members.

i kind of immediately freaked out because oh god everyone can see it but then i remembered i only got a two incher and i was wearing pretty thick jeans LOL.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Modern warfare is so fucking gay. Bring back mustard gas.