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[Dead Lion]

This reminded me of a line from the book Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter (No, really)

 

[Schizoid Wife]

She doesn't need to, her green beret stepdad is more than enough when it comes to scaring those trolls away

why is my mom telling me to try nicotine patches for my autism

 

[Gentlebastard]

How do you stop someone from being an author? Do you sever their fingers?

How does he fuck up so often? I’m not a thread regular, but somehow every time I check in I see a typo.

No, stalker. Child. I’m speaking. In complete sentences. Always am. You. Are. N’t. Enjoy grammar.

I never thought I could see something even more depraved and pathetic than a Passport bro and yet here we are.

You think he does the grocery shopping? No, he's in a light beer/meatloaf daze most of the time. He might go to the liquor store or a gas station to pick up beer, but I'd bet that's as far as he goes.

 

[Harm]

Once again,I hate anime,but I have a fat fetish. I can like the fat fetish part and hate the anime part. Personally I wish there wasn’t an anime component. It’s like a hair in your soup. I like the soup but I hate the hair. Unfortunately on a nip majority art site there’s going to be a lot of hairs in a lot of soups. Simple as.

 

[Axiom.]

The fat fetish is worse than the anime by a infinite degree.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I hate anime and I love fat chicks sorry.

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/604056

 

[Big Nasty]

Friedrich Nietzsche is a philosopher for gay homosexual men and fat people.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If it was a drawing of a dead cat with it's gut cut open and you're beating your meat to it, its a fuckin problem.

You can force a child to literally eat your shit while you fuck them in the ass and they could do nothing about it.

Have you ever held hands with a fat woman? They are soft.

HUMILIATED BY HAVING TO CLEAN THE SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF HER OWN ASS.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

That feel when you minmax worldly suffering to reap maximum humility and poverty in spirit for the biggest gains in heaven.

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

I missed the part where Jesus said,
"tho shall fuck 500 pound fat chicks"

> Father please, you gotta help me. When we go to see the walrus's at the zoo, my dick gets hard.

 

[legtard respecter]

You’re giving attention to an attention whore, thank you for feeding the trolls, which is very similar to a feeder fetish,which I have.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Okay I guess. I like fat chicks. You got me!

 

[Sperg Spectating]

This cellular data needs to understand I am currently in an extremely bloody war with KiwiFarms and it cannot go bad on me.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Nothing about it makes sense. Last year he was begging for canning supplies on top of everything. I don’t know what it’d be for instead, but “a glowie needs to move my sperm across the Atlantic” is one of the more out there grifts that I’ve seen in a good time.

Most women pee disgustingly loudly. They usually sound like they are trying to erode the porcelain away. Full force, no finesse like a mare while piss splashes on the underside of the ring.

We men on the other hand have infinite variations. Do we go for the middle the water to establish presence, half and half to not annoy other patrons but still showing non-homosexuality or stealthily at night by going for the side and achieving complete silence. It is, of course, also physically possible to piss sitting down but that is reserved for a subpopulation of germans and swedes.

Pol Pot had the right idea about people with glasses.

Hacking is whenever somebody uses technology to upset you, even if you can block them or turn it off.

lesbianism should only be a performative act to entertain your husband

Secular explanation: Misery and/or self loathing signaling.

Non secular explanation: Demonic possession.

Burned down the entire Gayborhood

Coin slot pussy and all.

...You've thought about this a lot, haven't you?

Someone after my own heart and ass.

English, defiler of moms, do you speak it?

Okay, I happen to have an extensive archive of media which includes the entire Andy Griffith show

The only thing crazier than getting your genitals mutilated is trying to get a discount on it.

Not every problem can be solved with an orgy, man.

Listen.
LISTEN.
I keep my autism for fighter gets, giant robots and trains in check on this fucking forum. I pray for the strength every time one of those topics pop up. But today, I'm going to slip. JUST a little.

How the fuck is this stealth bomber looking nightmare going to be cheaper than the F-22?

 

[Law]

They’ll interrogate him within a circle of toothpaste. “WHERE’S THE PROSCIUTTO!?”

 

[Tablet County]

My life has been swirling down the drain for at least 15 years, and a large reason for this is the fall of the west.

Referencing Hitler in any capacity is the journalistic equivalent of pronouns in bio.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

I've been MKUltra programed to think all women are actually men pretending to be women.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Stop fighting with HHH.

Enjoy the pink triangle

I see no grown men wearing Adidas sweatsuits. I feel like that'd be the first sign we were secretly conquered by Russia.

I’m like Cinderella, nigga. If they can’t love me afterwards despite the many times I shot ropes on them in their nice homes in front of their pets at their place just because my ikea furniture is questionable, then they don’t deserve me or my inner beauty. Thus, the eternal struggle.

 

[Betonhaus]

I can't get through a single post of yours without being reminded that, yes, you want to fuck grandmas

 

[WelperHelper99]

BTW, unsurprisingly Hitler also knew about this trick of the Jew, as he wrote -