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[Counterfeit Obol]

The Chinese can't go ten feet without getting hunted by their natural predators[;] motor vehicles, industrial lathes, and construction equipment.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

begim masturbatio

Kill yourself trannysimp.

Dogs fucking would mess up the pace of the film.

 

[stupid frog]

As cool as it is, if you are expecting a full set NES collection with the boxes to get you laid then it will, but you better be willing to be with a dude. I've never seen a woman get horny over someone's retro video game collection.

Anisa learned all about Israeli oppression when the IDF blew her childhood house up in Edmonton

The government doesn't want you to know this, but the people in wheelchairs at the park are free. You can just take them home. I have 456 paraplegics in my garage.

METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR
TWO
HUMAN
SKUUUUUUUUULLLLLS!
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[AspieNextDoor]

Can't quote sadly

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

The battle for the human mind will be fought in the internet arena: the Autistic Thunderdome. The computer screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore, the computer screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on the computer screen emerges as raw experience for those who scroll it. Therefore, Kiwi Farms is reality, and reality is less than the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Tablet County]

It's like sex with horses. Once you do it the first time, there's no going back to dogs.

Violence is not inherently degenerate, skooma addicts are portrayed sufficiently negatively, the guy who wrote the lust argonian maid is a in universe fop

Yeah, and game's ESRB M rating is absolutely unjustified

 

[Dead Lion]

>This user has also played as:
>kindergarten prowler

 

[Gentlebastard]

After reading this I went and had sex, patriotically

Whenever people say it would be amazing if India got nuked Im just thinking of all the poor tigers, elephants etc that are already endangered.

This dude has to be an experiment for an AI generated redditor.

let me sperg on this for a bit

this website is founded on that morbid fascination with dysfunctionality... it's energetic, i get it. it buzzes like electrons around a nucleus of absurdity. the comedy and tragedy elements can't exactly mix, but they're in an anxious suspension together and you're forced to take them both at once.

 

[CaddestSlown]

To truly appreciate the lolcow you must become the lolcow.

 

[pink cigarettes]

She looks like one of Lou Gagliardi's deformed titty weasels.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I am homophobic. Don't mention lesbians near me ever again please.

 

[Meat Target]

Just because you *can* store it doesn't mean you should. 2TB is a whole lot of gay porn you could be using to do cwingy boing-boing on your goonstick and making plappie-plaps in your handwomb.

Okay now rewrite this insult, but this time with less homo.

 

[frozen_runner]

Shrek took a massive ogre shit and stank up the entire film industry. Canon btw.

Congress should be terrified because there's a lot of young men with limited prospects that are caring less and less about the privacy of their Minecraft servers.

Be less gay, avoid anime

Days since seeing a fat woman in a hijab: 0

I also just don't like muslims. I support their subjugation of women and all, but they just look gross.

Moral of the story is don't trust Arabs. Doesn't matter what religion they are, can't trustem. It's the Bedouin genes.

My name is Takeshi
I work on a bus
I steal 7 dorrars a day.
I go see Kasumi
To play with her pussy
She take my 7 dorrar away

You underestimate the jewdicial judges

I fucking hate "science".

JRE is niggerlover, also his "wife" is a nigger racemixer

Can I upvote my own posts?

Its not that we AREN'T AWARE of basic data storage, ESPECIALLY null is fucking aware of this, its that we DON'T need 8k resolution cat anuses

Why be a whigger or nigger, when you can be a greegger, blugger, magentagger, redger, cyanger and so on?

Congratulations DNA suppliers. It's a body type 2.

 

[CaddestSlown]

We don't need educated faggots right now, we need capable and handy faggots.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I don't really need to see gaping assholes in 4k but you do you my man.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I thought Ethan Klein was rich. Why is his video shot like the Blair Witch Project? Someone donate a tripod, please.

Physiognomy never lies.

Why did chrischan shove a medallion up his ass, and drink cum-laced orange fanta?

I like not reading this thread, and simply absorbing the growing legend of Ruben Sim through Habbenings posts.

Furries are the jews of the internet age.

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HOO-RAH, brother! People like this Brandon Hernandez moron give us gun owners a bad name. Look, machine guns are illegal for a reason. I served in the Army so I know what machine guns are capable of. Could you imagine some camel jockey terrorist from Iraq or Libya coming here and shooting up a school with a 50cal!? Even if he didn't hit any kids those huge slugs would rip their limbs off if they were within a foot of being near them!

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US Army Feb. 1984 - August 1984
MOS 36B
Proud 100% disabled vet (Fuck you, VA! I always win!)
Private Security for Twin Pines Mall: 1985 - 2010
Proud 1988 Ford Mustang owner.
NRA Trained RO

 

[Aunt Carol]

I've been lovingly tending to a Black Man's Willy for the past few months. Just the other day I was admiring its deep purple hues and velvet texture as I gently stroked my Black Man's Willy. I was longing for the day my Black Man's Willy would gift me with its seed.

 

[NerdShamer]

WARNING: THIS IS NUDITY. THIS IS PROOF I AM ALL FEMALE. I AM NOT DOING THIS UNWANTED. I HAVE BEEN ASKED FOR THIS. THIS IS NOT POSTED DIRECTLY ON THIS SITE SO THERE-FOR BREAKS NO RULES OF THIS SITE. THIS IS ALSO GIVING A CHOICE IF YOU WISH TO SEE THAT I AM A FEMALE AND NOT A MALE, CLICK HERE.

I EXPECT AN APOLOGY FROM TROLLS CLAIMING I AM A MAN WHEN I AM NOT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE BY NOW TO CONFIRM ITS ME.

THIS IS NOT UNWANTED NUDE POSTING DIRECT ON THIS SITE AS KIWI HAS NO SAY IN WHAT DA ALLOWS. ^_^

thank you.

 

[Arrival]

Yup, that's me. Commissions are still open by the way. I do good work so hit me up if you ever want a lolicon doujin translated or something.

I care more about getting paid to translate loli porn than I do about my kiwifarms account

 

[Return of the Freaker]

We all know what I meant. I mean Hitler in the socially acceptable way