random_text.txt

[NerdShamer]

DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET
DO NOT FLUSH MY LOVELY FURINA DOWN THE TOILET

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

it's not bootlicking to call out factually incorrect statements.

 

[I'm a Silly]

I want to make soyjacks of my dad to annoy him but I want to use pictures he will recognize

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Its absolutely retarded, but it takes a lot of effort to decide "im narrating for 9 hours straight how Goku would make a harem with the DxD girls"

Harle and an obscure korean MMO gave me a harlequin woman fetish (Chrono Cross is a pretty great game too)

i dont know i see anime feet i save

 

[Aunt Carol]

If you still feel the need to explain the definition of polygamy, polyandry, polygon or any other poly to me, instead of posting them here, send me a lengthy DM instead which I will definitely read in its entirety.

 

[Skitarii]

How is null gonna take a firm stance on watermelon, but allow this foot fetishist to draw breath?

I think my addition to the moderation team would bring much needed diversity to "Gorl Tawk" as I am a heterosexual cisgender male and the userbase of "Gorl Tawk" is composed almost entirely of homosexual transgender women

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

His description of wanting to be a pet is cute.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I have child-aged female family members whom I love dearly.

 

[Smokeski]

WARNING: THIS IS NUDITY. THIS IS PROOF I AM ALL FEMALE. I AM NOT DOING THIS UNWANTED.
thank you.

 

[Gog & Magog]

i will open a 1300s themed restaurant
we will have bark bread and rotten fish
starvation cuisine
and you have to labor long hours for your food

@Benzo Samurai

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

I really hate faggots like this I was a vet who cares nigga fr I could beat to death any marine or special forces "operator" (Jocko I'm coming for you) in the world gay niggas be thinking they brackin when all they do is be stroking their shit to the niggerball draft gay niggas be out on patrol at the mention of full auto like yeah nigga I wanna dump the mag quick style like a true og nigga ya feel. Also the other cheapo boy on the block making his friends pay for the 5.56 mag he let them shoot talk about broke like shieeeet get yo money up lil jit calling the feds.

 

[Potato Burrito]

this thread is so very long and scanning through loads of nigger this, nigger that paragraphs whilst trying to find evidence that it isn't all a right wing conspiracy, is counter to useful.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"im worried about all the times i keep accidentally startin to go number 2......"

What?? Why is this a problem? There's no law against using a toilet to urinate and defecate at the same time. What am I missing here?

You having fun collecting retard points?

He is literally telling people to cyberstalk a sitting judge

 

[Rotollo 2]

Jerrel's lolcow teets are swelling and are absolutely ripe.

 

[Tablet County]

Why be a whigger or nigger, when you can be a greegger, blugger, magentagger, redger, cyanger and so on?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I hope you're involved in the improvement of a classic, family-friendly franchise.

 

[babadook]

It's called squirt, my dude, not piss. It's a liquid that female clitties generate when having a shaking full-body orgasm (easily reached by engaging the melanin receptors inside the vagina walls)

So what you gotta do is start beating off your dog in the middle of a crowded intersection after laying down a ring of cheap boxed prosecco around you, all while blasting Beyonce music from a vintage 2001 pink barbie stereo. The music will attract a steady stream of white women who will find themselves both aroused by the sight of bright red dawg dick being jerked and incapacitated by both the prosecco and the musky smell of canine ejaculate. This will enable you to make your move.

Now the type of white woman you attract will statistically depend on the breed of dog you are jacking off as well as specific Beyonce album thats being played. If you want something tight and pretty yet with the popular "repeatedly molested by her uncle" piquancy I suggest a rottweiler and the lemonade album

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Troons have ruined suicide, there's no way I'm gonna kill myself. Everyone will assume I was trans.

but you just don’t like rounded rectangles?

To be more specific: you are being eaten alive, which is a horrific situation.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I'm straighter than you. Video game waifus like Marie Rose are more feminine than the average 170 pound birth control infested American woman. Objectively I am super straight for liking her.

 

[Toothp!ck]

What "hiring policy"? They're not hired, they're jannies. They work for free.