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[vomitusdeux]

Why would a lesbo suck on a dildo anyway?

Which one of you tattled to his mom that he was posting his pedo stump rape fantasies here?

The second my mother sent Null a picture of herself I'd of blown my brains out

Yeah contact limbless children association or whatever while you are at it. Fuck off with your moralops.

ABDL is so attractive to them because you literally have a wet cloth pressing against all of your most sensitive bits, and for many this gives them the sensory arousal needed to get erect.

Just wanted to give my 2 cents as somebody who has experience with both circles

Not gonna lie, I think Alex's mom joining the forum to warn people of a literal shit eating retard taking over her son's account is weirdly endearing.

I am convinced that some part of the autonomic nervous system involved in the process of orgasm is also involved in the process of sneezing.

I do not sexually enjoy sneezing. I enjoy sneezing.

I. Am. Dead. Beanie has entered the White House. It's fucking real. Beanie Haters in shambles.

Real talk. Does he wear the Beanie while having sex with his wife? There is a non zero possibility of this.

You don't want your three-year-old to be afraid of elephantdick hiding under the bed.

Corpse at a funeral = mom chastely kissing dad on the lips.
Mom and dad fucking = rotten suicide corpse melting in a bathtub.

The bible tells us to kill nexus troons.

the furry cries out as he grooms your child

Did he take the underage monkeys to Disneyland then started a BDSM relationship with them that included pissplay?

You're not fooling anyone by tucking your penis back and gluing hair to your crotch.

He came for the cat raping.
He stayed for the trachea tube.

I suppose that's a pretty sturdy dog house though and if someone isn't used to heavy-lifting it could be rather hard to lift.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Can we make being fat illegal

 

[Solid Snek]

"Gender' in the modern online sense is what you get when you tell a bunch of white people they're not allowed to say "spirit animal."

 

[Windy Moors]

I cant adequately describe to you what dreadful condition that home was in.

His dryer was fine. He just never used it. Clothes were filed a foot high from bedroom to kitchen. Dirty.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

It's terrifying to see the dark night of fascism descend up on Germany again.

revealed to be a donkey kong fetish pedophile

He was on a quest to find the legendary clitoris.

WE FOUND THE PISS DRAWER.

If I'm gonna stick a baby in a juice press I'd like to know why. As for the puzzles, the most complicated one is the first and it's not all that hard once you figure out where the dick and pussy-shaped objects go.

If any of the kids come out running and screaming on fire, make sure to put them out with a nice greasy load

don't question the super smart race experts

you know you're watching a guy who shits himself, and tries to make it everyone else's problem.

Find a happy medium somewhere between where you currently are and the holocaust.

He can talk about his mind operating beyond the space and time continuum all he likes, he's a faggot.

DOWN THE ILLUMINATI! - I shouted, taking out the most confused nigga of all time working at the Home Depot in the lamp/lighting section.

They are in their "drawing concentration camp fanart" era

There's nothing more annoying than getting molested.

Basically you can google the words "cock vore tutorial" and find a tutorial on how to force an earthworm to wriggle into your dick hole for sexual pleasure.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Nigga, sex is sacred and meaningful.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

So you mean to tell me being autistic is aryan?

 

[SNEED.EXE]

if they put chicken jockey in cc3 i will be forced to take my own life

"ah yes I am going to be an obese farting trans woman by 2026 with 7 domestic violence charges because I hate my family or something AND ALSO I'll groom at LEAST 16 minors"

"Oedipus and Macbeth had similar dismissive attitudes upon hearing about their own imminent fates."

 

[Schizoid Wife]

STOP BARGAINING LIKE IM SOME CHEAP WHORE TO UNDRESS WITJ YOUR EYES

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

im so scared of getting pussy i forced my mom to get a c-section when i was being born

 

[NerdShamer]

I HAVE NO STDS
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO OUT AND GET ONE????

 

[Pedophobe]

The word "community" has become completely meaningless, example 105943022345

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

Kellogg has done a ton of damage to American genitals

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

I AM NOT A WHORE WHO CAN BE BOUGHT

YOuRE NOT EVEN BARFAINING CORRECTLY HOE

IM NOT A FUCKING COWARD EITJER DICKWAD
COME AT ME
COME AT ME
COME AT ME

I CAN TAKE ON 100 OF YOU BITCHES AT ONCE BECAUSE I AM STRONF AMAZINF BEAUTIFUL AND THE ESSENSE OF LITERAL PERFECTION

IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS WITH A METAL SPATULA

@Trombonista IM GONNA BEAT YOU WITJ A METAL BAT

IM GONNA RIP OUT ALL YOUR ORGANS AND SPOONFEED THEM TO YOU FUCKIN LIMPDICK BITCH

IM GONNA SHOCE A METAL PIPE DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT

 

[FedPostalService]

It's not gay if the second penis is now a festering wound.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Biden's the catboy, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA is the anime girl.

 

[Pure Autism]

WELCOME TO WHEN I DROPKICK YOUR FUCKING ASS TO MEXICO

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I wish I could be as confident as a troon.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

This is one of the first times I've typed that word out and I feel wrong

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

There's nothing more annoying than getting molested.

seems like the hustle should have been you rent the puppy time as the business, and then your smart clients pay for the "extra"

The first puppy kiss is always free and i'm kinda struggling to see the downside lol.

It's a bore-hole drilled into the space behind where your testicles used to be that's lined with sterilized cadaver skin. It's basic biology.

It's possible to roll a character with negative anal circumference. In other words, no butthole. Randy Stair would approve.

You don't get to call anyone gay when you are part of a bike gang. What is this, France?

I think the reason why people come back is a form of "call of the void". What these people do to themselves is so ludicrus and beyond human comprehension, that we need to see it with our own eyes. AND maybe laugh at an specially horrorfying stinkditch.

If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lay down. If it's white, say goodnight.

Apparently a man’s pee, along with his vagina, is stored in the balls.