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[Gentlebastard]

I already pre-rebunked the malinformation and memetically dispersed it via unregulated shitposting.

I fear this channel is gonna be a huge source of content for this thread, but I honestly don't have the stomach to go and watch some of this shit.

"No stalker child, I am not fat. The accretion disks around my mass are a figment of your imagination. I am not bending space-time around me. Enjoy prison"

For years I thought anything mentioning IANAL was just weirdoes dropping the fact they were into buttstuff into conversations that had nothing to do with it.

Make friends, listen to your friends when they tell you shit like “having anime swords in your living room is gay.”

I'm really starting to think we need to start shaming these people more than we already do.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

"g0y, used by gay men who don't want to identify as gay. They get amusingly pissy if you call them "goys."

 

[The Nothingness]

If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lay down. If it's white, say goodnight.

 

[Breadbear]

My boobs naturally divide…? As opposed to what exactly? A large monoboob structure?

The cartoon hippo looks like it has body odor.

 

[CEO of Gay]

I care more about getting paid to translate loli porn than I do about my kiwifarms account

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I like how some of you guys in this thread can identify the artists for these pictures easily. "Oh yeah, I know that anthro airplane scat futa vore porn! It's made by magichorselover69, and man, he sure loves his poop!" Godspeed, you fucking wackos

"The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I goon on company time!"

 

[Otterly]

Ultra-Nigmatic-Mega-Homos.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Moderation is entirely subjective. We talked about Star Trek all day and they go on and on about Captain Planet and Good Burger.

But mention Stargate and the moderators clamp down on you as if they were goa'uld hos-
OH MY GOD.

 

[Aunt Carol]

These three men fuck.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Prove that's not just your cum

My entire social life consists of brapping up Kiwi Farms.

 

[Cemetery Support]

After reading all 5 pages of this thread I am fully convinced of humanity’s dire & urgent need to enact the tranny holocaust.

 

[Preacher ✝]

i never stuck garlic up my ass
it was only an IDEA

I DONT FUCKING HUFF BUGSPRAY

IM NOT A CAT BOILER

IM TELLING YOUR MOM THAT YOURE A FUCKING BITCH

THIS ISNT RAGE IM JUST MAKING A POINT

IM NOT FUCKING SLOW IM FAST AS FUCK

I HAVE NO NEED FOR MORTAL CONCEPTS LIKE SLEEP

 

[Dr. Butt]

Her phone showed her a picture of eggs and she wrote an entire In Search Of Lost Time to argue that she shouldn’t ever have to look at eggs and it’s all skynet’s fault.

 

[Warai Otoko]

Men don't really care about the mental wellbeing of children. But remember, protectors and providers.

all men are born rapists.

Women want to kill all men. That's why they're opposing the rape game.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Today the farms taught me that The Confederacy was Jewish.

 

[NerdShamer]

Another hit from Emily Cassidy

 

[CaddestSlown]

Hahahaha, this stupid bitch is fucked.

I refuse to jerk off to famous people. I would never give them the unknown satisfaction.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I don't want to speak to some mentally retarded third worlder who spends 20 hours a day arguing with himself about whether a video game character has a firm, athletic ass or flabby baboon ass. There's nothing of value to be gained from that.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"This book is for kids that have ever felt too fat, too large or too sweaty."

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Stand him up and spin him around real fast. I mean real fast. Thousands of RPM.

This won't fix anything, but it sure would be funny.