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[Tablet County]

i have nothing to add to the conversation but i must post

 

[Tablet County]

You sound very molested and I'm sorry for that but also kill yourself.

 

[Thé au lait]

Upon further investigation, I was thinking of the wrong site completely. Even if it was however, since you guys found everything else about me, here's my nhentai account, which is still mine however. Turns out the site Sperg linked to with the doujins is not even nhentai, that's a whole other site called hentai.name, which I never had an account for. That's someone else completely using the name thedanknepper, I didn't even realize that site was a thing until today. Now THAT's a coincidence.

Keep digging, you'll find your way out eventually.

LMAO at the idea of Beggy and her IQ that couldn’t melt an ice cube typing out multiple paragraphs with words like “condemn” and “persecution.”

I cosplay a plate of chinese food on the internet and even I'm not that stupid.

Imagining hulk hogan squatting down and scuttling along so he can be short enough to successfully clothesline argumentative toddlers

...

That's Josh in a dress.

If any more regular users are accused of being 3 slobbermutts in a trenchcoat I'm gonna laugh.

 

[Big Nasty]

There's hidden stuff everywhere once you sniff some glue and unleash your tard eye

He's just listening to AI songs about whiskey farts and diarrhea.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This thread was a goldmine and I apologize to anyone who beat me to the punch on any of these.

what do you tell a woman with 2 bracka eye?

Learn to hit back dumb Chink bitch.

N'wah you are pooping in the wahmen's bathroom with your e-peen out, is it really that hard to understand why this is considered rude?

i have nothing to add to the conversation but i must post

The retardation is coming from within

if murder was legal, i'd pick u first.

*growls and snarls under the moonlight, my wolf fangs growing larger and glowing with crimson power*
leave the ladies bee

Have you tried not twiddling your dingaling to drawings of children or horses?

I am sorry to hear you are dying alone, your leaky butthole wiped by brown immigrants.

Of course Null has sex, everyone knows before 2025 Kiwifarms was funded privately by Null's formerly wealthy sugar mommy, Kamala Harris

this isn't high school where i need to give an intro and allow you to make a rebuttal

you are retarded and a faggot

a retarded faggot

Null has sex because he's Internet famous. Internet fame brings in opportunities to have sex.

You specifically are perceived as an incel because of that thread you posted complaining about not being able to bed white women.

You made the thread. nobody focred you to hit send

I am spectating you right now, we are all seeing you before our eyes, and what lies before us is extremely homosexual.

Mods, crush this guy's skull, thank you.

I'm straighter than you. Video game waifus like Marie Rose are more feminine than the average 170 pound birth control infested American woman. Objectively I am super straight for liking her.

See you in a week when he immediately posts his debate Null thread and gets fired out of a cannon

This was a retarded debate, but funny nonetheless.

You sound very molested and I'm sorry for that but also kill yourself.

Remember that in a large-scale free for all game of kick-the-autistic such as this, you don't need to be normal to get by, you just need to look more normal than the next guy.

One retard shadowboxing

To speed up time, drink 8 liters of vodka.

I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes Nulls.

 

[Dead Lion]

We respect trans rights here on Kiwi Farms, no room for transphobia here

 

[IamnottheNSA]

STOP IT
I AM REAL
I AM REAL
I AM REAL
I AM REAL
I AM REAL

 

[Oliver Onions]

It's not about fucking women, it's about principles.

 

[Pork Wellington]

The Ganges is the worlds largest open sewer.

 

[Warai Otoko]

Some of you retards make it embarrassing to have an account here

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I care more about getting paid to translate loli porn than I do about my kiwifarms account

 

[Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe]

A leftist fish would say how great the air is while calling water fascist

"I'm a boomer and fuck my kids"

Right, but the fish wouldn't be found dead shoving a banana up it's pooper, which still makes it less deranged.

 

[Skitarii]

Hi guys this is Guacamole Nigga Penis' mom he blew his brains out and is profusely bleeding all over the floor this is all your fault @Glup

Rename the site to deadniggerfarms.st

>Some Pink Triangle nigger created a hugbox for other pink Triangle niggers
>Retard thought it was a good idea to invite Azure05 and Coberald
>pink trianglefags cope and seethe about being the butt of all jokes on the farms for a while
>Until some retard gets invited and leaks the entire chat
>I ask to join to spite a nigger, get dragged in, and start spamming nigger in chat
>Azure05 and Coberald join in on the spam
This is literally the fault for these dumb niggers for inviting known users from the soyjak thread.

 

[Gentlebastard]

No phones.
No tweets.
Just me...
and the open sea...
and maybe some gentle sharks.
Sharks wouldn’t ask me to retweet their blog posts.

4chan has been absolute fucking cancer for years, and a few weeks of being here feels like a cheesy beach day montage from a movie compared to being stuck there.

I… don’t have the fantasy of tackling an active shooter.

When you grow up like I did, all brands of racism taste pretty good.

It was informative in a sort of slap-you-in-the-face kind of way.

A statement aborted halfway between dumb comedy bit and worthless observation.

I have a super-detailed plan of where I'm going to hide at work; does that make me nonbinary?

This hovered in my feed for a week before I watched it, now I feel the dreaded N word. Nostalga.

That's how you know a Canadian wrote it, its all about America.

Having a billion retards is not an achievement, it's a liability.

It's as if God himself came down from the heavens and crafted the most embarassing moment captured by man, so no mortal man could top it.

Also, he's eating a pretzel and what looks like slabs of pressed meat -- very casual fare -- with the affected daintiness of a little girl hosting a tea party.

End stage AGP. Greek mythology kind of divine punishment. Can't have sex with men because he's not attracted to them. Can't have sex with women because he's jealous of them.

Anytime some jabroni posts about men not showing emotion, I treat myself to a YouTube compilation of grown men attacking their televisions like frightened game-fowl because the Cowboys are losing.

Oh my god, some poor junior detective or paralegal is probably being made to follow his Twitter/Bluesky etc in order to collect evidence. Horrific.

Even though the truth will set them free, they're not interested in the truth.

 

[GunCar Gary]

From my personal perspective, I've been with a handful of Black and Mullato men sexually in my youth

 

[PhoBingas]

Get out of here, commie. The only thing that can stop a bad Filipino with an SUV is a good Filipino with an SUV.

 

[Warai Otoko]

Maybe the real lolcows were the friends made along the way.....

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I want to lick human feet. The feet of the fantastic Marie Rose! I'm not a furry like you. You no doubt fantasize about engaging in smelly sex with God knows what type of animal

Real source for quote (because it was in a dm chain that got leaked):

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/claud...yofangamer-gonebythedust.217009/post-21247409

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Any kiwis that are in Mexico, avoid any pork stew in the near future.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What the fuck is a WERE-COUGAR GENDER?

"Oh, this new makeup? Last year I was a skater gender, but I'm a GOTH gender now! And look at all those stuckup cheerleader genders over there, with their prep gender and jock gender boyfriends! Ugh. I'd rather eat lunch with the nerd genders..."