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[Ruined by the Rain]

Unfortunately I don't really know how to help you detransition your hobby

 

[Throwing Romans]

PS: please simply remember me by doing absolutely everything possible to ruin the careers of Dana Outlaw and Judge Stupid Fucking Lazy Ass Garrett. Also let Scott know the absolute only service he provided to me was yelling at me, and yelling at me to pay him more.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Blacks are how I know being gay isn't choice who'd want to be a nigger and a fag?

 

[Mound Dweller]

The psychiatrist refused to see Richard Jr. because his blood pressure was too high.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I always love a retard-off.

I think his sex life has gotten better and it horrifies me to think about it.

She's "modifying [her] body to be a real life fuck doll"?

...but people are continuously refining high-end sex dolls to look more life-like and human.

Dumb bitch, you're going the wrong direction!

 

[analrapist]

We must all say or type the word "nigger" in a public place

 

[CaddestSlown]

I am lactose intolerant and will gladly be buck broken for hours in the restroom for milkies.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Stop asking AI to think for you and fucking google it.

source

 

[vomitusdeux]

Huzzah!! I deserve "the raped category"

finally
gay eagle

Too bad, we're going to talk about it around you, and you're going to get Second-Hand Redcorn.

Such is the fate of all Irish women. Perfectly evolved to withstand the bodily punishments of both alcohol and their husbands. This is what nature's perfection looks like.

Daily reminder that people of European descent invented furries.

Girl is all over the Farms, has a synthetic hormone beard, eyes looking like if Manson was being forced to watch a kid get molested, and gets into constant public slapfights. It's a bit late to "nip it in the bud" lol

A nigga got beat up at a biker bar in Indiana. I have no idea why any black person would go into a biker bar in Indiana in the first place.

You know what they say, stick it in a pooner and your end comes sooner.

nigger logic says to warsh the chicken but not the potatoes.

The sad eyes of a man whose wife decides to grow a beard

Idk what gayop is, but it sounds like something a terrorist would do, and I'm not brown.

Ah yes, gay men notoriously wanting uhh.. flowery girly bodyhair-less women who've got beer guts and no tits.

Segregate all diaperniggers, no human rights for diaperfags

I will only watch if Bobby spends his time saying ok Boomer to Hank when he says Boomer tier shit.

Show me where the dog-fucking hotel rooms were at PAX East.

I agree. This is why I always introduce myself to women as a flagrant racist and a raging antisemite. They are then obligated to let me receive romance because attraction has nothing to do with saying the right things.

"Hey John Femcorn"

"Yeah guys I'm gay, I like men."
<marries a mentally ill woman

What did he mean by this.

Lovingly served to you by the casual frog- and slug-eaters! LMAO how is this a major improvement compared to the nig-nog "cuisine"?
Besides those potatoes look pathetically small, they're probably one of those limp-dick "elite" sorts of veggies served at expensive restaurants in tiny dishes as "culinary masterpieces" that taste like any other meal but can't even feed a 4-year-old toddler. Get real, ACTUAL, normal potatoes are around the size of an adult fist - you'd know this if you weren't a giant manbaby wasting his life away in front of a computer and had to actually prepare your own veggies to make actual edible meals to eat in place of that pre-processed, semifinished microwaved slop you have as your breakfast, dinner and lunch every time your elderly mother isn't at home to cook for you.

 

[Stan]

I tried, I honestly tried for so long to hold on, but I cannot keep fighting
these women and this judicial system. - Lowtax

 

[Stan]

^^^ This sentence is from Lowtax's suicide note, not a post by Throwing Romans.

 

[BinaricHate]

Graphic Ukraine sex videos? What

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Now you gave me the idea what it's a violent queef, which while it sounds like a great name for a pornogrind or punk band, it's a very horrific yet hilarious concept that I'm not sure I'm prepared to comprehend.

let's say, you've been a bad girl. let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even.

Bro, if I ever come home to see a spider with a three foot cock just hanging there, I’m gonna have to find a way to place myself under involuntary hold.

the more horkers i see the more i want one but my cat would Attack

I've been leaning towards him being just plain retarded, but an expert's opinion can't hurt

For all I've been a fan of this series, this is genuinely the first time I've seen someone depict Goku's pubic hair as turning super saiyan with him.

Why the fuck would anyone pay attention to a person who chooses to call himself ‘Shaboozey’? That’s the kind of name you’d expect to see given to a puppet in an anti-drinking campaign aimed at black ten year olds.

a good, if French, indie RPG Maker game

George R. R. Martin and his consequences have been a disaster for the public perception of fantasy novels.

nigger have you never seen a small potato? it's literally just a baby potato
have you never dug a potato out of the ground and had a few not fully mature ones come along...

actually scratch that, let me rephrase
do you know how potato is formed? we should start here and work our way up

 

[Vibralldo]

My Rabbi loves the Kiwifarms.

 

[Marc]

Easiest way to explain it is compare a human being to a slug. A slug is as evolved as we are, it is 400 million years old and has survived and existed longer than we have, maybe even longer than primates will in their entirety. However, a slug cannot compose music, created nuclear fission or engineer planes. That doesn't mean that the slug is less advanced than us though.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

i dont think this fellow is a jewish crab. Crabs can't type nor can they be jewish.

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

Just like men, different women are attracted to different things, so even conventionally unattractive people can find a mate, although with greater difficulty. However, no woman in the history of the world has ever been attracted to weakness and self-pity. It's over for Null; he'll die bitter, fat and childless.

Imagine going back in time and telling Hitler his biggest fans in the 21st century are a collection of fat retards on a basket weaving website and a schizophrenic negro.

My bus driver kinda did that only he talked about personal problems and how we didn't respect him enough.
One time he made us all get out of the bus and threatened to leave us on the side of the road.
I think that's what finally got him fired.

Good times.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

This is the last good site on the Internet because THEY ARE NOT HERE.

Because when we see problems, we come up with solutions. And for every problem, there is a final solution.

Turkey tom on suicide watch lmao

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Pardon the ignorant question as i've never killed myself before

 

[Dr. Butt]

I'm a minute behind, please direct to the "The John Redcorn Guy (the second one) Is Dead and Has A Pooner(?) Life (lol) Partner" general?