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[Boopims]

Man on probation makes death threats.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I have severe chronic phone fagitis. BRING ME THE BEES and a cane and a variety of your finest toobs

 

[The Noise]

Pardon the ignorant question as i've never killed myself before

 

[neger psykolog]

also you forgot the blood dildo incident unless its in your broken attachments

 

[stupid frog]

Should I dubbbz win lolcow of the year? Perhaps. Will he get cucked out of the spot? I'd expect nothing less.

 

[Cnidarian]

you ready yourself for excessive glory and conquest as you proclaim yourself the R word

 

[demicolon]

His Discord (Chat) is full of Gays, Pedophiles, and Trannies. Voila ChatGPT (chibi mode)

 

[I'm a Silly]

I have a feeling his panther is not telling the hole truth.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Was randomly skimming through that screenplay for lulz when I landed on this:

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

He's the goku of being raped

 

[Hepativore]

The front man would be a robot, for good measure; being the songwriter and lead guitarist I would supply the material and direct the music, while he, Golem-like, would be the cyber-darling of the crowds.

 

[But Nuster]

That feeling when the forums are running smoothly and there's nothing to do...

*unstressed sigh*

 

[Meat Target]

"you can unfollow me, but you can't unswallow me"

 

[Crex Crex]

I am waiting for a test to tell you your psychology by picking pictures of bleached assholes.

 

[Pedophobe]

What you have going on is a fucking affront to my senses.

You Kiwi-nerds just aren't smart enough to have a toilet dog for your guests.

um excuse me ma'am your ASSHOLE IS SHOWING

I agree that you shouldn't give minors eggplant parmesan

 

[CaddestSlown]

Pride Month is for people who enjoy the taste of ass.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I found something I didn't need to know I needed to not know.

He clearly daydreams about this victim impact statement - which has got to be the most effeminate dream any man on earth has ever indulged in.

Meanwhile you're a CUCK who gave in to BIG UNDERWEAR and probably wear something that supports your little friends down there.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these:

I am a faggot and I want to poke the cow.

I came here to laugh at people of calories pressure-washing their chicken not read some autist's diatribe on potato skins.

In my utopian vision of the world, the type of people who leave shit like frozen pizzas or packages of ground beef in the aisle where the cereal is will be gunned down within 10 feet of leaving the item to sit and fester.

 

[Tablet County]

One of my cousins bought some Adderall to try and study for some big test back when he was in college. He wound up getting hyperfocused, but unfortunately instead of focusing on his school work, he got real distracted by his messy dorm and spent hours cleaning it. And then he basically binge read the Assassin's Creed wiki.

He failed.

I actually have a pooner ex-sister. If they/them becomes a target of public mockery, I'll join in, both for fun and as a matter of family honor.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I did think a dead German was going to call me a racist for clicking on pictures with dark complexions as the least appealing.

I don't know what my results mean, but one part said I was autistic, so I'm going to go ahead and say this test is BS.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Imagine going through the trouble of becoming a man only to look like David Hogg.