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[Aunt Carol]

(plus Manson's wife was hotter)

A&N once again proven to be completely filled to the brim with lazy worthless niggers (yourself included)

 

[Crex Crex]

I'll be honest I am demented and retarded so my posts really shouldn't be taken too seriously.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"I have an 8-inch vagina!"
*scratches labia*

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

Evil ho. Straight up Vantablack, supermassive black hole, psychotic, no soul, evil ass witch. I pray I never cross paths with a woman as vile as her

 

[30+GameOvers]

Ian is a stormtrooper lost in a world of Jedi Knights.

 

[supremeautismo]

Total Jewish Victory. I now love and support the great State of Israel.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"You got kicked out of the women's group because they were afraid you would harass them? You should harass them, that'll show them."

At least scientologists promised you a cool spaceship before scamming you of all your money.

Rape victim shelters need to improve their DEI policy so that rapists also feel included in their spaces. Otherwise, that's transmisogyny.

I wouldn’t recommend sticking your dick in either one of them though, just in case.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I kinda hope that we get a true crime 'influencer' serial killer one day. Maybe BetterHelp will sponsor him too.

It's like hereditary alcoholism, but with more grease

look at those little birdy arms they're no thicker than a cigarette I could smoke them little arms

Haunted Sears Mannequin eventually reappeared beneath a cactus

I think putting your dick in a pencil sharpener would yield better results on average than dating a kiwifarmer.

If watching the TTRPG space has taught me anything, it's that if you all of the cluster-B personality disorders were incarnated in human forms and had to get jobs, they'd all become game designers.

• are based
• Anglos are cucks
• Alberto Barbosa is real

What kind of a surname is "von Yates"? Hiberno-Teutonic United Front?

Can I anti sign so I don't fucking have to watch this shit?

angry with everyone, and Taya needs to get sprayed with a hose or dumped in the arctic ocean to cool down her savage flaming pussy

American politics is a clowncar where nobody researches anything, we just adopt whichever politics pisses off our parents and yell about it until someone shoots up the local school.

Like I just dumped posca on your head. Like I just fucked you with lemon juice

. Broken people who hurt things weaker than themselves for sadistic pleasure were cast out or killed. But then we invented lawyers

a nice "End Stage Cataracts" aesthetic.

So, what word do I need to say to summon a bear to my location

Lord knows where they find them but the meth gives them some temporary powers of discovery

I also had a problem when my grandpa sold his house. Realtors kept calling and texting me to sell the house, even when I told them I didn't own it. Months after the house was actually sold, I started sending them rape threats and death threats, and they all of a sudden stopped

 

[SITHRAK!]

I'm a reactionary fascism

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Andrew Tate told me to rape my grandfather.

 

[Dr. Butt]

i don't know why more men don't give gold diggers a chance

she would hike out to the mountains with a shovel and gold pan

i would stay at home and smelt the gold nuggets down into bars

 

[Law]

lol i put a skull cause its the emotion i felt looking at the video

 

[ForTheHoard]

From Russell Greer's 2018 Utah criminal complaint about Null.

site owners are still guilty of state law

 

[Agarathium1066]

"The cat killed my sperm!" he yells, "And that's why the birth rates are down!" as he strokes another one out into a sock.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Didn't read + Pink triangle + You're a faggot + Kill yourself, faggot

 

[Oliver Onions]

Harvey Milk, best known for dying while gay

 

[frozen_runner]

Just because you're being monitored by federal agents doesn't mean that there's order and meaning in the universe.

The fewer men that are on earth, the more pussy there is for me (eg - more of my genes will pass to the next generation).

Would it not be possible for a local notable gay or lesbian wearing normal clothes whose adopted surname is not “Bangz” to read to the children? And to read something that isn’t about trooning out? I realize the answer is no.

I was quoting Metal Gear Solid for yuks, don't get so bent out of shape. I appreciate the fallout quote though.

Jesus fucking Christ, that is one FAT fucking woman! And indeed I would NOT have sex with her!

Why in the world would give your dog a faggot toy to play with.

"I keep putting the scorpions in with the ducklings and all the ducklings keep dying!

Clearly, the ducklings are racists." <proceeds to pour more scorpions into the duckling enclosure>

Robocop is Jesus.

More niggers need beatings.

god its so fucking hot how this guy is gonna have a lifetime of suffering in a shitty 3rd world country

I am lactose intolerant and will gladly be buck broken for hours in the restroom for milkies.

I too once dated a beautiful woman who was two midgets in a trenchcoat.

The demons in the circuits were poojeets all along.

All this thread did was make me crave cookies.

Is everyone here like...ugly or something?

No, I'm also fat and poor.

The American, even in death, continues to worship niggers at all costs.

As a lady, I'm fine with men not shaking my hand. They squeeze too hard (as if trying to intimidate me) and also they go to the bathroom without washing their hands. I don't want to touch mean penis hands, thanks! This is one area where I agree with the muslims.

Idc, Im gonna bust a fat nut in big bird.

What's pride? It's dairy month. Eat your damn cheese!

Fuck Elmo. His dad was one of the looters in katrina

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I will put you down like sick dogs.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

So miss purple horse, what did we learn today?
Providing and procuring ammonium nitrate for terrorists makes someone a bad friend.

 

[Relinquish]

I know 100% if you mongoloids start a Discord I'll be seeing a video of Callmecicada masturbating in a french maid dress while on video call with his girlfriend(male).