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[Aunt Carol]

Unemployed layabout Jewish stoners were beloved under communism.

there's nothing stopping you from just walking up and rubbing your dick on 90% of famous artwork on display

For over a decade Lucas has admitted his penis isn't working.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Do you ever stop and think about how Nick has legitimately slept with Aaron?

Many times, actually.

 

[vomitusdeux]

A eugenicist who only sleeps with retarded women feels like a Simpsons joke.

I think Zoey's Raid encrusted salmon looked better than Colton's stinkditch sausage pasta

i was not ready to wake up to the vicious relentless tides of the milkman delivering his frothy goodness

What compels someone who looks like this to ever take a picture of xeirself?

MOTHERFUCKER I WILL MAKE YOUR BERENSTAIN NOT BEAR ASS A RUG.

also appears to have some kind of life-sized ninja turtle sex doll.

It misgendered me so i got the banhammer again.

I cannot believe that the transphobic hate website known as kiwi farms has once again destroyed the life of a true and honest transwoman by observing, recording, and discussing her actions. Clearly motivated by blind hate. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

They bled to death on Israeli streets just so some western libshit can post pepe memes about them.

What is an autist? A miserable little pile of hyperfixations!

>husbando thread
>femboy thread
>men in skirts thread
>BBC thread
>mpreg thread
>all in one week
/b/ification of kiwi farms

Why did she film this, and why is she only wearing one eyelash?

And that's why Olive Garden is considered a five-star fine dining establishment.

To be fair, she's only EATING it and not stuffing it up the nether regions.

Reading this made my vagina dry up and fall out of my body, and I don't even have a vagina. This would be the perfect thing to tell a woman if you wanted to immediately turn her gay and swear off all men forever.

"oh potato, oh how i miss you. you left me, and our children, in such a way that was untraceable. ill never forget how untraceably you left us all, and how theyll never find you, ever, because of the reasons i will outline here"

He's eating the murder burger straight off the table.

did they fucking AI generate that image? they couldn't even pay somebody to make a dystopian cyberpunk propaganda piece?

This feels like it falls under the category of "things nigs do that white people aren't supposed to know about"

 

[Sperg Spectating]

That can't be fucking real. How is the shit everywhere all over his ass and legs? Its like a stream! Is this AI?

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

"get in your wheelchair" "No I want to go home" "What do you mean you are home"

 

[Arrival]

zoey is NOT a horsefucker and to falsely accuse them of that is SLANDER

STOP ACCUSING ZOEU OF FUCKIJG HORSES

I SAID ZOEY IS NOT A HORSEFUCKER

 

[GunCar Gary]

Alongside memorializing Breivik again, Pipkin Pippa is also scrawled on the gun.

 

[Ass to Ass]

 

[Black Man Underwear]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/irons-...uff-elijah-jordan-millar.221958/post-21743816

Your Mom and Dad Now Know What a VTuber Is Thanks to This Arrest. Maybe. Sorta.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I appreciate that a software bug in US society is that nudist colonies were accidentally added as an expansion to the Nursing Home tech tree.
It’s too bad this can’t be fixed because the Rape Chance goes up drastically if the inhabitants are under 50.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I couldn't fap to Simpsons with a gun to my head

Fuck all these rule34 sites, its nothing but nigger dicks everywhere.

You really don’t have to worry until you start encountering 5th level rapists, they’re the ones that can cast lightning bolt, fireball and counterspell.

Playstation is peak nigger technology.

He spent five hours engaged in this argument and all of it is completely retarded

Millennials among us who didn't simp for Lara Croft's triangles back in the day, throw the first stone

You have to understand, weebs would install an app that does nothing but emit cancer radiation as long as it features pngs they can fantasize having a relationship with.

No, but I do also sensually suck on a lolipop while moaning and wearing skintight underwear to make sure everybody starts salivating over seeing my buttocks.

You're allowed to not like other races, being a pornographer shouldn't be allowed.

Either rape kids or overthrow a government

when I was like, four a bee got into my milkshake straw and nailed me right on the tongue

 

[Day of the Cope]

iran should nuke israel because my penis is small and i have never touched a woman

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Just pull yourself up by the bootstraps, grandpa.

"I'm important!" cried the literal who.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Start archiving or I will strangle you.

 

[frozen_runner]

If you use the word problematic unironically you either a faggot or a woman (which is also pretty gay).

This post was sponsored by Fanta.

source: my ass

The Something Awful to Tranny Janny pipeline remains undefeated.

Someone please explain this in football terms

there's pyramid-shaped spacecraft in hibernation mode buried beneath the ice
if you disturb them, the kangz on board will wake up and return the world to its rightful nvbian overlords

If you’re going to a chatbot for looksmaxing you actually are a little bit subhuman.

does this cookbook work for normal people (straight men)

Me Chinese, me play joke, me steal IP of your Coke.

I will never forgive USAID for what they did to pizza hut

A&N failing to read the article speedrun (any%)

I'm going to mail a dog turd to my boss and call it art.

Give me a million dollars.

If we find the Seven Malt Liquor bottles, we can wish for the girl's dad to come back... ... ... or some new Jordan's.

What ever happened, it was bad and happened to R.Kelly so it brings me joy.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Again, because you lost the thread, you owe me an apology and retraction.

 

[neger psykolog]

He.... He has his own dedicated search engine? There's a graph tracking his increase in begging? What kind of fucking think tank group of "dents" does this guy have?

Niggas watching some fat old guy who's bad at games and kinda whiny and moving an abacus around saying "I have collated your next snort Phil, I know its timing even before you do"

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I WILL RESURRECT NAZIS JUST TO HAVE HIM SHOT

 

[30+GameOvers]

>V-tuber watching femboy autistic fedposting Neo-Nazi

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

it's unironically like the pot calling the kettle a nigger.