random_text.txt

[Statix_Shark]

‘Look not upon pornography too long, my brethren, lest you end up parading around like a shrink-wrapped potato on cocaine.’

 

[CEO of Gay]

I have already passed a number of tests to warrant deeming my self Leader of the Autistic Race.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

In fairness, Girl Scouts are a lesbian ran cookie company.

if you buy chicken from the turk butcher in my city you are supporting organised crime

I really want to know what 73 years of no pussy does to a mother fucker

I'd like to thank autism, my adblocker, and the total fragmentation of culture for making this achievement possible

FBI homicide tables aren't just for honing your racism

Their relationship with metallurgy is probably sexual but I think that's a good thing

Imagine you are in the FUTURE. Imagine you are decapitated and, instead of dying, you are taken to [REDACTED] and grafted onto an foul mass of flesh composed of other dissidents' heads. You have offended the powers that be and so your sentence is torture until death. Worse still all around you a zoo of manmade horrors beyond comprehension lay in collective agony. Everyone you knew is here with you in this new hell. You cannot run, you cannot fight back; you can't even scream. You are trapped. Limb-regeneration now affords the cruelest of despots novel manners of torment. What once seemed like a life saving procedure is now an instrument of terror

So naturally, my job was nigger city

The stink from my local GW used to be intense.

Blame Columbus for being a retard and not the farmers who want accurate competitive racism

Thomas the Tank Engine did not immediately respond to a request for comment

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

I've seen the murdered and the butt-raped, and I know which one I'd rather be.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Jeets and Pakis.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

Spoiler: Descriptions of the stuff Jolylan Zahrah was accused of sharing

View attachment 7513211

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Not all quotes posted somehow (I actually get that a lot, rogue quotes mid-post that I definitely intended to post earlier, too), extra helping:

I once ran a complex scheme to get a keylogger onto a computer of the leader of a rival guild in Ultima Online, just to log into his account and rename their guild to Faggots.

I find Dark Souls bosses to be the easiest part of the game(s) and people think that's a brag. My biggest obstacles are anything I can fall off, grunts that I've already killed a billion of, me being dumb and I'm also very arrow intolerant. The perfect storm is a grunt shooting me with an arrow while I'm on a ledge causing me to nimbly dodge roll over the edge and die.

I agree it'd be nice for some Indomitable Human Spirit to be featured on the front page alongside the Unstoppable Retard Antics that usually grace it

It can't be on run a potato clock unlike classic Quake 2, my body needs retard graphic to live.

 

[Pedophobe]

Drama can be a means to an end, or it can be an end in itself.

Every time I come to this thread I discover a new smell.

Why would you tell people that? That's genuinely fucking cursed knowledge.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

FOR THE RECORD BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WRONGLY ACCUSED OF THIS BEFORE
I DO NOT FUCK HORSES
I AM NOT INTO HORSES
LIKING A SHOW FROM MY CHILDHOOD DOESNT MAKE ME A HORSEFUCKER BECAUSE AGAIN
I DO NOT FUCK HORSES

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

Sorry buddy but the features are being reserved incase the lawyer farts on stream again.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I prefer the epithet Retard Prime, First of His Name, thank you very much.

People that don't appreciate the process of mowing the lawn should be executed by firing squad.

Nah man, this 30-40something Norwood III Instagram user is totally going to be a brave revolutionary vanguard who actually does what he talk about online.

The sophistry about what is porn and what is art doesn't need to permit the furry harem porn games.

It's literally in every White man's genes to want to drive your Mustang flat-out across the plain during the day and retire in the evening to cruising around the city your ancestors built in your magnificent chariot.

they're now backed into a corner where they must insist that a 14-year-old exchanging porn on Discord for 7 hours a day is fine and healthy, but that a boomer asking ChatGPT to edit a picture of their dog is deeply dangerous and sinful

 

[TV's Adam West]

As someone who was exposed at an early age to futanari porn and eventually progressed to watching full blown shemale porn, I find it hard to believe synth only enjoys the former and not the latter. It's really easy to make the jump.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Fourth, the new bylaws will formalize the Board's Discord-based decisionmaking.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/rationalwiki.14720/post-21735346

 

[Haloperidol]

You feel the need to utilize your 1ST AMENDMENT RIGHTS by opening the window and screaming NIGGER at the top of your lungs, unfortunately, it's one of those 1970's panel windows that do not open. You settle for muttering "nigger" to yourself in lowercase.

 

[obsdj]

I believe this is called "ghetto lobster".

 

[Meat Target]

some people make the world a better place by cleaning litter in their community, some do it by teaching robots to hate jews

 

[Écho Öwl]

He’s just some faggot that needs a haircut.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There ARE a TON of 'murica flags, and not a single one is on fire!

 

[obsdj]

Just put your keyboard in the microwave, set it for 99:99 and press Cook, ok?

 

[Sawamura Simp]

I cant believe my dwindling lifespan and ever-encroaching mortality is being thrust into my notice against my will by a man skidmarking his pants on a live stream. Also that it happened twice.

I knew it was targeted at depraved perverts, but I didn't realize it was targeted specifically at depraved perverts who are so mentally stunted that you have to use anthropomorphic cartoon mascots to appeal to them.

Jesus fucking Christ, I want every single one you fuckers to go to the kino casino thread and say "I'm sorry Pauseski"

Just put your keyboard in the microwave, set it for 99:99 and press Cook, ok?

RACKETS HAS THE CROOKED JEW NOSE,
THEREFORE, RALPH'S THE NIGGER