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[Gimgus]

I'm gonna guess Mr. Racewar1488 is a Nazi yeah

 

[I'm a Silly]

you guys are definitely talking to this nigger in discord or something

 

[Ravioli Chandler]

I asked him to speak in the tongue your spirit hears—but it seems the message was lost on the wind. Now you rage like a storm, throwing stones at kinfolk, calling them agents or exiles in distant land. He spoke as he did because your heart is heavy with fear, and your mind lost in dark visions of the trail ahead

 

[Pedophobe]

All she would have to do is follow the one and only rule that makes you not a lolcow: Shut the fuck up and do nothing.

You know what you did, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Ma'am, please get your valid and feminine girlcock out of here, I'm trying to jerk off.

It really is an amazing thing to behold for those of us that have to live with the consequences of our actions.

Look out. There's feet everywhere.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

*gets a bit sad and walks away sadly*View attachment 7505007

 

[Gentlebastard]

Guy could’ve at least made them in Canva or something. They have templates. Marker and white paper gives off schizo vibes

This is the most retarded sentiment I could ever imagine. A paraplegic dog would drag itself across the room with its tongue to be with its human, old dogs do not want to "spend the day resting". That dog doesn't know its owners are retarded spergs that used it as a prop, it knows it got to go to the park and get pets, and it was a good day.

"I eat India's DIRTIEST Street Food until I get Diarrhea"

since when is suicide ideation allowed on youtube?

>he thinks I’m gainfully employed
Oh no no no optimist bros we got too cocky!!!!

I can see the "AI-generated clips of Jack stroking out while fucking a hamburger and strangling his son" arc of this thread on the horizon.

Man he made that pizza his little bitch. This is so weird.

You can smell the fat bitches through the internet in those posts.

 

[Arrival]

I wish I was a burger so I had unlimited access to autistic cons.

 

[Tread Miller]

I have a literal sex goddess as my pp, I have publicly boasted about bullying gays, and I have voiced my extreme hate for homosexuals on KF for years.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Since the only part of the 1/8th Cherokee that's manifested itself in you is your brain, I realize I cannot explain it in white man's words. I rewrote it in a way that you could understand better.

"Clean Break was made for Chief Netanyahu. But Chief Sharon, he did not walk that path. When he spoke to Great White Leader Bush, he said: the road to war is long, full of hardship. Better to strike great enemy Iran, not Iraq. When the voice of Israel speaks against the war, you cannot say the war was for Israel. That is not the way."

 

[BinaricHate]

How big of an erection did you get while posting this? I can see the smug glee over meaningless and irrelevant pseudo intellectualism through my screen.

 

[JustSomeDong]

PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fucking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fucking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.

 

[CaddestSlown]

These doomers in the thread should really go do something more productive like suck dick or hang themselves.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Why does buying a Nintendo console cause so many people to cut off their dick?

I'm sure she felt super manly legs open with a turkey baster injecting herself with semen (something men love thinking about). I'm sure she felt super manly as she pushed the kid out for hours too, real Tate energy.

 

[Aunt Carol]

He's the only white guy running a 7-11 in all of Minnesota.

 

[Mound Dweller]

brb I'm gonna go message some teenagers on grindr for pride month

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

my favorite is when one of the extreme leftists accidentally wanders off the plantation and doesn't score 100% on even the smallest of lefty purity tests, it quickly becomes a feeding frenzy as they devour their own to a: use immense peer pressure and threats of utter ostracization to correct such egregious behavior and b: make it known to everyone else exactly what happens when you don't toe the line

 

[Crex Crex]

America may be full of the biggest retards on the planet but at least your neighborhood is full of south Asians now

Are you implying I, a Mormon, am Jewish?

 

[Tablet County]

How the fuck do you ask your dad the futa question.

Let's see you try to come to America, tough guy. ICE will be all over you so fast I'll nickname you Antarctica.

 

[Solid Snek]

edit: apparently woman cannot be used to refer to an underage female. Hmm I didn't know that.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

It pains me that men will never truly be lost in the sauce while straight jorking it.