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[Dr. Butt]

I wonder what my friends or family would say if they knew I spent as much time as I did looking at rotting caverns and massive man made dongs

 

[Meat Target]

I assume Cracker Jacks are kosher friendly, but I don't care enough to search.

nigger Yiddish and Hebrew are not the same.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Greeks doomed the world by inventing sucking dick for cock, and Shitalians will make you sleep with da fishes if you insult their gabagool recipe.

*dueling banjo music intensifies*

 

[Meat Target]

Can somebody please get shot at one of the riots so we can have fun again?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Apple pie hasn't been British since they lost the Revolutionary War.

Null has a Fallout 3 style bomb collar on at all times, and if he says more than 2 positive things about anime women in a row it starts beeping and won't deactivate until he brings up shadman or something similar.

I sure do miss apples.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for starscream!

 

[Oliver Onions]

The longstanding deterioration in relations between DSP and the entire country of Argentina is now even being compared to current actual wars

 

[demicolon]

I like Gayniggers From Outerspace. The only complaint I have about it is the gay niggers from outerspace did very little gay nigger stuff ...like have gay nigger sex.

 

[Écho Öwl]

She maybe hasn’t sold her soul to Satan but she’s certainly leased it out.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Okay you Kyeboard Faggots. Im 22, Asperger & good looking. Im living in Zurich, a Muslim Lefty Shithole. I'm having strong Depressionen from unwillig Islation. I tried to find a Group for my intresseds, every Group are full of Redpillers and Neckbeard over my age and are Asocial. I tried a Job but after 3 weeks i had to stop because the Normie driving me to a Massshooter. Therapy doesn't work and the good ones saying they know the Problem but Autism is very little touched in Swiss. Im going every Month to an Escort and got even a private Number. What should i do Kiwi Terfs?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I would share, but I'm afraid I would get me made fun of.
uh I mean
Imagine being attracted to fictional characters lmao.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Who in their right mind would nip on down to Tijuana to get their balls whacked off?

There's a lot of things I might like to see or do in Guadalajara, Mexico, but this isn't one of them.

I hate that book. It made me feel dirty to read it. You read the plot description on Wikipedia or wherever and it doesn't seem so bad, but when you experience reading it, it is.

she can't look THAT dead inside...

Oh, nevermind, we've got a full-on husk over here.

Watching it was not good for my spiritual health.

I feel like I'm watching the culinary equivalent of a snuff film.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Thanks you for your suggestion, I always really appreciate it when people assume I am the dumbest retard nigger ape to ever live.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

She rushed to the hospital because someone tricked her into eating fruit

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Honestly, there isn’t much between a reptilian and an autistic. One loves to eat eggs, the other shoves sonic the hedgehog figures into his ass. Pretty similar, imo.

hot goth dommy mommy salami girlfriend

 

[scathefire]

Adults that can't whistle need to shoot their own testicles off

 

[Aunt Carol]

I think it's interesting she says she likes receiving double penetration but then says she's 'curious' about anal. That pussy must have 3 rows of seats.

Insufferability can be cultivated and this guy’s a prime example of that.

I'd expect to pull my schlong out and have it looking like parasitic maggots are infesting it or some shit. Go to an African veterinarian to get treated for mango worms because no US doctor has the required experience. Have 'em miss one and wake up in the middle of the night to a wriggling sensation in my pecker as a 2-inch fly comes bursting out. Get identified as Patient Zero for the biggest joint CDC-USDA investigation this side of bird flu. Die and have men in full hazmat gear haul my body off to a crematory capable of rendering prion diseases inert.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Half the conflicts in the Middle East,
Marxism and communism can be directly blamed on the British.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Putting an axe in a faggot is literal fascism, genocide is what fascists do.

No, it's broccoli that causes kidney stones. It's blueberry muffins that cause strokes.

did he fart? I didn't know bitmojis could do that.

 

[Thé au lait]

I would be offended if I could read that.

The fuck you mean "accidentally bought a shed"

Those ecommerce checkouts can be tricky. You check the wrong box and next thing you know, you got a shed.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Man being Indian fuckin sucks.