random_text.txt

[The Nothingness]

biggest lie about 6 million people since the holocaust

 

[CEO of Gay]

This is all part of Greee's 4d paralyzed face checkers.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

im not gay but id put little bows in turkey tom's hair and call him my little baby man

 

[Hitman One]

That’s gonna be pretty awkward when your transsexual furry Pajeet girlfriend has to call 911 for your fentanyl overdose and they ask what street.

 

[Meat Target]

I'm not convinced you aren't a lobster.

 

[Tablet County]

The lumps are forming.

I was practically raised by ED and as you can see I turned out okay. I pretend to be an anime milf from the 90s online, like any well adjusted adult.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

that's sexual assault
which is like diet rape

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Adventure Time and Steven Universe, the Fat Man and Little Boy of faggot autism

Maybe given the way the western world is going, maybe there is a place for hate after all.

you're dealing with a lovecraft abomination and not some implicitly gay world.

born to shit

forced to die

If everyone's profile Pic is their cock, no one wants to see your roid clit or your deformed tube tits

Whipping your dick out, slapping it on the cute secretary's desk and telling her "its not gonna suck itself": Sexual harassment.

 

[Dr. Butt]

KNEE GUNTS.

 

[JustSomeDong]

You're blackpilling. ICE is shooting leftists' nuts off and you're blackpilling.

Never accept a hand job from a robot.

I am not afraid, I will stare uncertainty and look into the future, with a hard dong.

Wendy's online ordering was down, my fat ass most affected

 

[Dr. Butt]

Nick got cancelled again

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I'll have you know I always direct my anger and autism exactly where I intend.

Blam blam blam! I'm shooting you over the Internet!

 

[Second Alter Ego]

Every time a toilet clogs all I can do is shake my head and think about is how badly women have damaged the world.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Are you popper and peepee shaming me?

 

[Aunt Carol]

The pH will decrease until morale improves.

In every other animal species on the planet it's the male that puts in effort to attract the female. Something has gone horribly wrong with human males.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

This is the stream version of Contact. I waited three hours to see the aliens and it was her damn father.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

The third world;
-the women with a baby strapped to back and often front as well, manning a stall/planting rice/working the fields/cooking
-the men; aimlessly shuffling around.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

The only thing that could make it more boring is if she was naked

 

[Dr. Butt]

Woman is when tits and nail polish.

 

[Meat Target]

Catch The Rainbow has made me hate jews more than the news or anyone else on the website.