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[Army Burger]

Yep, because if there's one thing lesbians love more than anything on a woman, it's a cock.

his dick looks average...not bad.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone (while we laugh at you).

 

[Army Burger]

Was your dog teasing you before you fingerbanged it?

"These fries don't taste good"

Proceeds to inhale fries

Kids look up to adults. They shouldn't have to fuck them.

The penis looks like a malformed Frankfurter.

 

[Meowthkip]

Also, gotta love the image of him out photographing his burning community with his diapers full of fresh ass sausage.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Everyone thinks they're the hero of their own long, boring, shitty story

Man this is peak feel.

 

[Book Thief]

When Hitler himself is telling you to cool down you know you've gone too far.

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

"Take that faggot energy and go somewhere else."

 

[SIGSEGV]

Did you really buy into the weaponised autism meme or is that what your mom would tell you to make you feel special

 

[Army Burger]

Based on this new information and time stamps of when previous drama shit occurred, this suggests that a 12-year-old boy posing as a teenage girl was having cybersex with a teenage boy(?) on a SpongeBob fan wiki because we live in hell.

I remember that from slumber parties : if you turn out the light and say "John Flynt" 3 times while looking into a mirror a hot tweet will appear calling out your privilege.

 

[pierce your heart]

look this is 4th gen warfare, keyboards are the new guns, memes are the new bullets.

 

[Cast Iron Pan]

The human leg is full of all kinds of shit.

 

[Brain Power]

Is Golbat there because it looks like a neovagina?

jesus christ.... i make the fucking post and get no loving or respect? i want the penis buried in me, but this is what i get? you guys suck! i want you two to gut spelunk in me and this is the respect i get.

 

[Army Burger]

Does anyone really give a crap on who loves Sneasel?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I showed them a Sargon video and that video of Nick Fuentes with Lolisocks and we all went out together and burned down a synagogue immediately after.

 

[Army Burger]

This is like the 30th time she's trying to re-write her life story. Now with more suicide baiting from her father, nigger lovers, more trauma and more vague on the little details like her lack of hygiene.

What does the qu'ran say about eating out teenage girls? is it ok if you boil their pussy first?

I'll pay you 50 cummie munnie to Danny Devito it right fucking now.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I guess it's all fun and games until the pussy falls out.

 

[Army Burger]

Cynthia, we all know that the Wogglebug only left Oz because he was run out on a rail for being a pedophile cannibal mass murderer of munchkin children. Stop trying to whitewash the Lollipop Guild Daycare Massacre!

When do we get to the bugfucking

It could be all about Cynthia trying to find a witch who'll give her an iron snatch so she can withstand his monsterous bug cock.

Must be a Washington state thing to praise your Dad’s penis.

He is a retard to surpass Metal Gear.

 

[Monolith]

With the utterance of "JERKCOPS!", Chris-chan has yet again, truly grokked the zeitgeist.

 

[DJ Grelle]

If you're having trouble doing this because you're a mobile user, kill yourself.

 

[Antipathy]

Picture has that phantom persistent stench of toe cheese and wet farts.

I can't believe Vice deadnamed Christine Chandler.

>The world of "lolcow hunters" is rarely consensual.

L-lewd...

I'm pretty sure it's machine translated from french, with a pass or two through the KF word filter.

They can't keep on joggin'
If you ventilate their noggin'

I doubt Jamal wants to risk getting filled with lead for the potential to steal some middle-upper class soy goblin's funko pop collection.

The absolute state of white people

"YE THOUGHT YE WERE GETTIN' A WEE LADDIE BUT IT WAS ME!"

Imagine getting the haggis ready for your underage Grindr date when four angry Scots in rainbow kilts kick the door in and start beating your ass while a fifth plays the war pipes.