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[Mina]

I might be autistic, but I'm not stupid.
No one who is autistic is.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Faggot. I bomb a nation every morning before breakfast when I leave an arm-sized turd in the pot. My friends call me B-52 on account of all the shitters I've blown up.

When did @Drain Todger become so fucking based?

 

[Antipathy]

Imagine this guy referring to you as a "cum dumpster".

Well, at least he doesn't have a Sonic OC.



Of course he does. Of course he does.

Remember kids, don't be a furry, because then the magical shit leprechaun will crawl up your snatch and you'll become pregnant.

While being hot on the trail on the furpetrator that took a poop on your rug...

Now i feel like im on every FBI watch list

Forgive me if i'm wrong but this dragon appears to be anal voring the planet

Sometimes I think the sole reason these extreme fethishes like trying to vore irl or zoosadism are able to exist is people are simply too bored.
People need to get hobbies or they will end up trying to screw roadkill.

In that realm of magical thinking, you can fuck children, eat puppies, slay the elderly on a whim and follow it all up with a staunch refusal to wipe your own ass because you practice radical self-acceptance and are working really hard to embrace the parts of you that are involved in pedophilia, that are involved in animal and elder abuse, and are covered in your own shit.

I'm fairly certain she mentioned her habit of maggots eating her cunt+habitually shitting and pissing herself led to her needing some vaginal canal reconstruction.

wow furries being disrespectful and tactless, couldn't see that one coming. Only way they could have made it worse is if they both had throbbing erections.

Why can you trashtalk Oz, but why aren't we allowed to give you legit good advice, such as making Wogglebug more complex by giving him a drug habit and four arms to better kill his enemies?

I'm saving what matters most. Leapfrog Frogster Learning Game System roms.

 

[Army Burger]

James, you still have yet to explain why your Twitter account was nothing, but gay incest porn, and you taking pictures of other men's crotches.

 

[6thRanger]

Kiwifarms is basically pokemon grindr for freaks.

 

[Assman]

Leftist journos write stuff like " umm... *adjusts smartypants glasses* okey dokums class here's the skinny on capitalism". The weirdos on reddit talking like a stroked out Ned Flanders with their heckerinos and puppers and snoots. The worst part is they seem to think it's cute.

 

[Shield Breaker]

I like being on my knees to suck dick though.

 

[Antipathy]

To be fair you'd have to be a fucking saint not to gloat when your enemy literally gets exposed as a cuck, not even just literally a cuck, but actually starring in literal cuck porn, that's on PornHub, of him sucking his own shit off dildos. Who wouldn't be a hypocrite under those circumstances?

This website has dedicated five straight days to some middle-aged man's sex life.

There has to be ANYTHING more worthwhile to talk about.

Nice relaxing Sunday let me check my comic book thread and-

Oh. More gay porn.

Nothing says "Serbia" quite like nonbinary goatmen with fishnets and manicures.

Watching these people fighting over clout and ass pats would be great if business owners weren't losing their livelihoods to roving packs of violent retards.

You literal nigger. You fucking ape. If this is what you call "debating" then I stand by my assertion that you would get absolutely destroyed in an actual argument with anyone that has even a single brain cell more than you do, because you don't know how to make or defend a claim at all.

 

[Army Burger]

Where the fuck is her dick?

 

[snailslime]

 

[Clown Baby]

you really are the online antfia, no better. completely destructive individuals that are not constructive.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

i have 100s of hours debating people on the internet during the fanboy wars: xbox 360 vs ps3 or android vs iphone during the 2000s.
i got exp.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Antifa is the online antifa.

jesus is a piece of shit
he taught people be to weak and helpless
no, Caesar, Napoleon, hell maybe Hitler or Stalin.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

'Escape from Nigger Island' sounds like the title of a great adventure video game.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

okay mr. rapist, believe all women when we say, pull..the dick..out...nice and...slow... and no one gets politely spoken to...

 

[Haffhart]

Tears tears everywhere, this is amazing as fuck. I'm cumming.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

When I was in kindergarten, I thought racism could be solved if, instead of calling people black (or worse) and white, we said "salt and pepper people" because both of those things were good and stood right beside each other on the dinner table.

 

[Army Burger]

Have some youtube cancer coins, gorl.

If it looks like a faggot, acts like a faggot and everyone calls it a faggot, it's a "twin spirit intersex AMAB", apparently.

 

[Brain Power]

Schrodinger's stink-ditch, it's worse than a real vagina, indistinguishable from a real vagina, and better than a real vagina at the same time.

 

[Khaki Shorts]

I had a friend of mine say he was okay with being thrown off a building for being gay by a muslim to show how tolerant he is and that as a wiccan, he would reincarnate.