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[SIGSEGV]

This entire thread is like watching a fat retarded midget walk up to people and dare them to punch him in the face, and then saying he won the fight as he picks his teeth up from the sidewalk, over and over again.

 

[Antipathy]

In California, even the exploding meth labs are fruity and gay.

Putting the death in deathfat.

i believe it is 2 possibilities

1) someone is trying to pull a @Jeremiah Tube Gamer stunt because it's almost summer

or 2) the person who is pooping their pants in the videos is the same person who made the thread.

i'm leaning more towards 2

"#BlackLivesMatter but not as much as our fine upstanding men and women of law enforcement, the coffee shop I like to go to that someone threw a brick through, and my need to remind everyone that I like to eat human waste."

...as someone with an officially tested IQ of 148, your "debate skills" make the average middle schooler look like fucking Socrates. I (and everyone else) can understand what you're saying just fine, you can't understand us. I'd estimate your IQ to be in the 70s, maybe low 80s.

How the fuck hasn't OP been doxed yet, anyway?

My IQ is 163. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence. I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people. While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Beethoven's 9th Symphony, Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, Mozart's Eine Kleine Nacht Musik, Chopin's Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2, and Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries. All this and I'm still in high school. Ask me anything.

Y'know, I used to be a bleeding heart but now I'm thinking exterminating retarded people might be a mercy

 

[Army Burger]

The penis just looks...off. But my my, those are some tiny fucking balls. Tragic really.

 

[Brain Power]

I'm voting for Orange Man just because he scared Jewsh into no longer censoring his users and restored our freedom and liberty. He made Kiwifarms great again.

 

[Water-T]

Zinnia is Hannibal.
Tell me, Chelsea have the lolcows stopped screaming?
I shoved it up my ass with a can of fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.

"I want to see a real lady, with a big fat horse cock in journalism, I mean the kind of crank that'd tear a Chinaman's ass up...for racial integration you see"

I protested "but what about Lakshmi Singh? she's woman of color."

The old lady smiled wanly and said "Oh dear, I'm talking about real racial equality, not letting some sand nigger or dot head or something filthy like that just run loose. I'm talking about turning a white dick brown in the ass of a yellow while their ass cheeks get slapped red...to symbolize all the races"

Jake Alley is Stolen Valor for titty skittles.

 

[Army Burger]

i remember being an "edgy" 12 year old who thought gurg had a magnum dong.

Admitting you like Filet o’ Fish is like admitting you like smelling cum on your wife’s breath after she comes late from work.

I know probably none of you actually remember this or care anymore but I just wanted to let you know that I have stopped working on the "Coom" Doom mod

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

most of the insults were werent funny so i just ignored them.

 

[Army Burger]

You're truly a moron. The Wile E. Coyote of transvestites.

 

[Yoghurt Baby]

anything else you would like to say that is stupid , hateful and delusional before i put you on ignore, incel cuck?

 

[Brain Power]

I have instructed my lawyers to take the Kiwi who posted this in these forums to the International Court of Justice for crimes against humanity, genocide, and crime of aggression. Amnesty International and Human Rights Watch have been notified as well.

Its 7am, and Ive disturbed my entire household cackling "fired for being ugly" until a coughing jag forced me to stop. Trying to stop hearing that sentence in my head so as to comport myself appropriately. Im going to fucking die.

 

[Army Burger]

What a time to be fresh out of uterus.

His mating strategy isn't to make a nest, but rather offer food and weed, and advertise his potent jizz.

If a Zoomer bae were to offer up her womb and asshole to Lucas, where would he anally torture her?

 

[Assman]

Yup, a hippie with toe fungus and a skillet is lecturing Kiwi farms about the virtues of his femininity. Just another day on the farms.

 

[Brain Power]

A sexist drive-by? That's my kind of style.

 

[chasingmice]

Simps? On my Kiwi Farms?

 

[Turd Blossom]

Liking fried chicken and black dick does not make you a ally to the black community Chinny.

High As Fuck And Eating For The Negroes.

The revolution will not be catered, and Chantal and the rest of the deathfats need to keep their unwiped asses at home

 

[Army Burger]

Thanks for the info Awex, I always suspected that bears just fuck things at random until they miraculously find a bear vagina to stick it into. Nature is so amazing.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Sink-washed? It's worse than that - some of them use bleach on their rotten meat.

 

[Monolith]

Today, ITT, I discovered: God is most certainly fictional, or the entire state of Florida would be molten glass, just to be sure

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

I want some autistic tard to lurk around his house for weeks or months with a phone just to take a picture of him. Not because I actually want a picture of him, but because I want an autistic tard to do that.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

1. i already told you dumbasses multiple times that isnt my account
stop spreading fake news.

2. and no proof for you until you poz all my comments in this thread.

Wisdom is basically the English localization of Latin experience.
Hence wizard = expert. Native English word vs Latin import.

you only have 3 tabs open. topkek. I have over 100 and I'm using 18GB of ram.