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[SIGSEGV]

To be honest i just skimmed over them because i'm brain damaged from all the amateur handicap porn and can't process information.

 

[Antipathy]

It's not hundreds of pounds of lard, it's a PROTECTIVE SHIELD AGAINST BIGOTRY

Oh my god, just make a fucking salad. It's not that hard. You can even get pre-washed baby spinach if you're really lazy (I say this as someone who is really lazy).

$40k a year while living with your parents should be fine, NICK.

Two guys having sex is less gay than this.

 

[FuckedUp]

I had a dream where Kiwi Farmer boys and girls were holding hands with normie boys and girls.

 

[Antipathy]

I have to powder my lady bits when it gets hot so they keep nice and dry, I can't imagine how bad it must smell under her folds with all that heat. Gurl :/

No one asked. Take your pussy problems somewhere else.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

cw: big mental abuse k*wi farms must be stopped at all costs. they misgender people.
>K*wi Farms

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Sticky rice hardens like a black mans penis when it sees an attractive oriental female.

What's that all about?

 

[Army Burger]

The 2000's were fucking awesome, gen 3 pokemon, star wars episode 3, 9/11. Fucking classic decade

I don't get why people would conceal their politics with partners or friends. I tell girls about the Jews all the time and it works fine for me.

Never, but I felt a little dirty when @Adolf Hitler liked one of my comments in the holocaust thread.

I hope he gets raped by an orangutan while a gorilla watches from the closet and masturbates.

You fucking niggers need to stop inviting Null into our secret autism chambers.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Welcome to Troonderdome.

Just kidding, we have more wedge dick!

DOWNIE SEX DOWNIE SEX

^ Okay, that's officially the grossest thing in this thread so far.

It's not really that bad. It's just gross and overly sexual.

I thought an erect 3-inch triangle dick would be the worst thing I've witnessed today, but then Kevin started giggling.

His laugh has some strong "Mom, can I have Joker? No, we already got Joker at home" energy.

So thank you for archiving the video, brutal poodle, but also fuck you for archiving the video.

The riddle of the clit

He looks like if Charlie Kirk from Turning Point USA trooned out.

 

[Big Nasty]

"I am still erect. Help me."

 

[Cyclonus]

"Those silly gamers know nothing about how games work," sneered the VP of Marketing, before she spread a thick layer of butter on her left hand and tried to eat it.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

I looked and he looks passable for prison rape roleplay. What's your point?

 

[nekrataal]

Taken from my profile

Lol you really have nothing better to do other than swarm every single thing I post with negative reactions, regardless of the context.

 

[Local Fed]

When I was 13 I asked my dad to buy me Mangekyo Sharingan contact lenses. He said no and told me I wasn't allowed to watch anime anymore.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine the most terrifying blend of nigger and Jew.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

She can eat a gigantic bouquet of dicks.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Of all the phrases that can be used to describe a child 'sex property' is not one I would use.

No Chad Thundercock is gonna waste his time with some freakish Little Critter-looking thing that's always going on about the patrilluminati in between diddling kids.

How the fuck do you go from Scarlett Johannson to Lena Dunham?

What's the point of being fat if you don't have bomb-ass big tittays.

"You are unpaid prostitute. You are lower than dog"

One of God's cruelest jokes is a fat girl with bad tits.

uh buuuuhhhhhhhh hay guiz seen any little girls around?

Child molesters should have shock collars and not be allowed to fly around anyway.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

If I had a choice between her and a hornet's nest I'd take the hornet's nest

RIP in Piss you child predator

Frollo did nothing wrong

And thus, the Niggeru Slaya was born.

The only effctive, non-autistic red pills in existance are niggers themselves.

Girls have a vagina, boys have a penis.

I'm tired of people cancelling beloved media simply because they portray cops in a positive light.

 

[Y2K Baby]

My sister and I have played video games for our whole lives. We’d run over to our cousins’ house on a weekly basis when the weather didn’t allow for us to play outside and our parents let us switch on the N64. From when we maneuvered Mario to Bowser’s castle to rescue Princess Peach, all the way up until this morning when I launched a killstreak on the opposing team in Modern Warfare and paid off my home debt on my Animal Crossing island.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

 hey yea 2750 tons of fuck your shit up here

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Someone is permanently stuck inside a fantasy universe in their own head. Is this isekai?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

In 2008 her piece critical of the television character Dora the Explorer appeared in Bitch Magazine