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[Cast Iron Pan]

Wang is 100% right. Of course.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

You can say what ever you want. All you are is some assmad fat fag in a thread making fun of fatties.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I'm trans now thanks to KF.

I learned that pants-shitting autists can laugh at pants-shitting autists.

I hate fat people, they're stupid

this just in fatties can't put down the fork

I'm a 42 year old male incel and the Farms got me pregnant.

I learned how to put a diaper on a goose.

Everything is meaningless.

yeah if my kid looked like a Troll doll I'd probably beat the hell out of them too

Spitting on children to own the libs

Spin her arm and watch them titties grow!

The meth energy might do you good!

I don't want anyone on any drugs

Imagine going on a hike with your family and stumbling upon this.

why does jimmy need to tell the world about his dong

The last one was from the chat

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

used to be a personal cow of mine before she went and fucking died on me while getting more concrete injections.

 

[FuckedUp]

In practice the Nazis weren't necessarily that much better than Americans.

 

[Bloitzhole]

We'd have something to talk about if you went and fucked those dolphins.

 

[AnOminous]

If kids watch more than 3 hours of animation daily they will end up wanting to mate with Paw Patrol dogs.

 

[Antipathy]

This honestly had (and has) me giggling like a lunatic. I was pretty shocked and disgusted by it at first, but my god, this is hilarious. This is the absolute pinnacle of paradoxically coherent insanity. It reads like somebody created a supercomputer with the power of human creativity and then programmed it with the personality of an acne-riddled fourteen year old whose only form of cultural identity is taken from a SAW compilation DvD box set inter-cut with random screenshots from FurAffinity. Oh my god, I just can't stop giggling.

Unsolicited tranny moob
Gay Puddle Time Edit to clarify: Not the gay, but the puddle time is what sounds really iffy to me.
"Her" erection
Little Girl Bulge only fire can cleanse this level of depravity
Forced Feminization

NO
This is not what Jesus died for.

This is why Jesus died. He foresaw this and went "fuck this, I'm out", and never came back.
The second coming will happen when the last troon is gone.

It explains why the Bible says that the next time God will destroy the world, he's purging it with fucking fire.

Get the flamer, brother.

The heavy flamer.

So, his dad died and the internet became a replacement parent. That explains so much.

Jeez, imagine coming across a stink ditch when you tripping.

Took about two minutes, so I have enough autism juice left to get me through the rest of the day:

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

You can't make this shit up. The "wokest" forum on earth is run by a homophobic chink and a white supremacist who drops N-bombs like he was a bomber pilot in 'Nam dropping bombs, and they make their money showing Trump ads to triggered trannies who are crying and committing suicide in mass numbers, begging them to stop, and they just say no and keep calling the blacks on the forum coons and Uncle Toms with no fear of reprisal, banning everyone who complains.

They've murdered 10 times as many trannies as Kiwi Farms by now.

 

[Antipathy]

I used to divide lolcows into two groups. Thick tardcum, and thin tardcum
Most lol cows will sperg out year round but nothing to credulous, this is thin tardcum. Others would stay quiet for periods of time but bust out thick goopy tardcum in a tisum storm. This is thick tardcum.

Not since late 2000’s Chris Chan have I seen a cow who not only produces rich thick tardcum but at such an aggressive rate...

It's the same feeling as wearing a vinyl glove to reach into a nasty clogged drain, only for the glove to break open and fill with dirty ass water. Only rather than a glove ripping apart, it's some retard's taint, and you're pretty sure that the mucous dripping out shouldn't be that color.

Honestly, I prefer eating out neovaginas that haven't been lasered. You have to work a little harder, but the hairballs have such a unique texture and taste. If it's been lasered, all you get is just a steady drip of mucus, and it loses so much of the experience.

He is an abomination. Not a man, not a woman, just a gobbet of doughy flesh, willfully ignoring the revulsion that all of reality feels for him, the revulsion that he himself feels deep within his core that no amount of disgusting perversions will ever quench. He is trapped in a cage entirely of his own making that only death will release. Even then, he will remain a revolting little maggot. I hope his death comes soon. It doesnt matter if it hurts or is swift or protracted, all that matters to me is that it happens. Inshallah, may Allah be in His heaven and deliver swift judgement to this abominable infidel.

Please, just admit you can't look away despite being scared and possibly horrified.
This is the great-grandmother of slow-motion trainwrecks: every single spectator can foresee what's going to happen, but no one is able to or cares to intevene.

Innure yourself to the horror, that's why we watch to harden ourselves against the horrors of this dumbest cyberpunk future.

I had a brain fart for a minute and thought he was talking about natural vagina juices, then it hit me that he's talking about his neovaginal discharge.

And I beheld a gray alpaca, fur patchy and thin, skin covered in sores and lesions, and atop it sat a figure, clad in robes of many colors, neither a man nor a woman. With one hand it gripped the reins, while the other hand was concealed beneath its robes. It drew its hand from beneath the robes, and I caught glimpse of a hideous wound beneath the fouled garments, before my attention was drawn to the soiled hand, now visible in the weak sun.

I saw a pallid, fleshy hand, covered in a foul, greenish slime, as the rider beheld it with a calm, almost beatific smile, like a man gazing upon the face of his son for the first time. And the rider raised the hand, and horrible, loathsome vapors poured from it, and I knew they would soon blanket the land, bringing plagues beyond reckoning.

The rider had held many names in life, but I knew now the true name: Pestilence, come to the earth at last.

I think I'm starting to feel the abyss staring back.

God it's like a slow motion car wreck. You know what's going to happen. You don't want to see it. But you can't look away.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Can you make a single post without being a fucking child molester?

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

It's also the fact that Apollo is pretty much the incarnation of youthful masculinity which makes the idea of him gobbling up some fat whale's neverbabies pretty fucking absurd

 

[Doctor Placebo]

We Need to Talk About the Nazi Community's Brony Problem

I want an MLP episode where Pinkie Pie meets Hitler.

Nazis built Equestria.

There was an episode where they were brainwashed into joining a socialist commune, pretty based

 

[Antipathy]

So my mates Girlfriend came out as 'furry' to me the other day since she'd heard I make fun of them. She catches me off guard with ot after 6 pints and I fluster a little, well played. A few days later she tries the same shit again by asking for my stance on her anthro erotica pics this time it went less well after I critiqued the work as bland by the numbers furry smut and queried why exactly she felt the need to share badly drawn wolf porn in public.

I CARE SO LITTLE THAT I KEEP POSTING ABOUT HOW LITTLE I CARE

...EDIT: THIS IS NOT OK, WHY, HOW MANY WATCHLISTS AM I ON? WHAT THE FUCK?

I may or may not be a large bearded man who baby talks his small dog in public because she's so cute. Fuck you Kevin.

Kevin has a mouldy snatch
Thinks the pus is a moist patch
Often gives it a good scratch
Very soon it will detatch

Cumlord is inarguably the most wholesome thing posted in this entire thread.

That's it,i'm getting a heli and a ungodly amount of ammo,MRE's,and weapons.

Wow, sounds to me like their greed led to themselves getting owned and they should lie in the grave they created.

Friendly reminder that this is what freedom of speech gets you

 

[verygayFrogs]

Can you see a titty?

and by "wake up wet" they mean "piss the bed".

Green Eggs and Ham is a rape manifesto, clearly.

Fuckin' Grape Culture

By what measure is a tiddy, exactly?

Fuck this gay earth

nipples are offensive.

2020's internet culture makes 1600's Salem Massachusetts look reasonable

As opposed to consensually raping.

grandma said if it weren't for crystal meth she would have no grandkids

USA feels obligated to save the retards.

I propose calling death by this method a "Mex-icution".

Goddamn glow in the dark CIA niggers running wild now that Terry A. Davis is gone..

All aboard the guacamocalypse.

Allahu Guakbar!

Inside every Kiwi there is a failed psychiatrist.

Nazis built Equestria.

 

[Antipathy]

For some reason I don't think Hitler or Jesus would be entirely cool with people identifying as cartoon sex animals but then I never read either of their books.

Then again, Hitler was very fond of wolves and dogs, even going so far as to give himself the nickname 'Herr Wolf'.

Say what you like about him, but he'd probably run Furaffinity better than Dragoneer could.

Hahaha. Imagine being the tow truck driver who, in the middle of bumfuck-nowhere-yokeltown, pulls up next to a bunch of men in dresses with alpacas stuffed into the back of their cars.

That's a story you're telling at the bar

Kevin the kinda guy to shit in a condom so he can freeze it and fuck himself with his own shit.

You underestimate Nazi degeneracy, bro. Even the OG's had a fair share of faggots in the ranks and German soldiers seemed unusually fond of crossdressing. The only reasons Nazis weren't having emergency meetings about their furry and clopper problems and the need to keep that embarrassing shit on the downlow is because those things hadn't been invented yet.

Nothing says Nazism like nationalism, racial supremacist ideology and ponies. Maybe the current day lebensraum lies in Equestria.

 

[Liber Pater]

You don't know what domination is until you ripped apart a pony with your dick.

Sodom and Gomorrah got fire bombed because they wouldn't let God into the orgies

 

[verygayFrogs]

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M BEING HORNY!?

simp for ants

Tumblr is the only website where fanfic discourse turns into murder allegations at the drop of a hat.

Is that a condom full of spaghetti?

Fucking guhbmint won't let me drink piss.

people who are trying to get rabies. Yes, the actual rabies.

Rabies is a fucking horrible way to go what are these people on

New Horizons was a mistake.

Penis magic.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Damn.

so what if he's a faggot? he's spreading right wing ideas very efficiently. stop being a retard

 

[Army Burger]

>Imagine having to put in your will who gets the rights to your daughters face fucking videos

What a time to be alive

I didn't dodge content, I dodged shitposting.

Do we all get a friend chicken for signing up for the No Darkies utopia?

He came back got in the back door and got a knife out of my kitchen and attacked me while i was on the computer playing Age of Empires Rise of Rome.

Does your parents know that you are posting right now on kiwi farms ?

I wonder if Robert screams 'Allahu Akbar' when he cooms

You're 66. Its quite sad that in your 66 years of life, the best thing you can say when someone doesn't like you is "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!" and "I LOOK MORE FEMININE THAN YOU".

Especially when their criticism of you is that you're a pedophile.