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[Cyclonus]

She looks like what a raw iceberg lettuce leaf tastes like.

 

[Maskull]

delete me

 

[Army Burger]

Imagine being so broken that you see one of those things the goblin knights rode in Labyrinth, and thinking, "I wanna fuck that."

 

[Doctor Placebo]

She's like a mannequin but with faker tits.

Find me a child as sexy as a troll doll, and you can call me Digibro.

Disney is shitty and evil. I'm gonna raise my kids on anime. If it turns them gay, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

At this point, it wouldn't surprise me if Disney orchestrated coronavirus to get more Disney+ subscribers.

 

[Cryogonal]

Do you think Josef Mengele would have been a healslut?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Spice gets ya twice, and most white people have dainty delicate anuses that can't take the goodbye kiss the spice always gives on the way out.

 

[TFT-A9]

Joke's on them, I LIKE THE BURN.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Do you think Josef Mengele would have been a healslut?

Yes.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I'm not using tech from shitbag bbc aficionados.

 

[Jack Awful]

Starting to wonder if that weird Nazi guy I met in jail wasn't right after all.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Antipathy]

"My fursona is the proud, noble wolf, who uses cunning and strategy to hunt, just like I do when I roll into the candy aisle at Walmart on my rascal and the twinkies are on the lowest shelf and the doritos are on the top."

...I love your posts. You're the Dynastia of the AC.

Why do furfags say stupid things like "he only looked me up he didnt dox me"?

Okay furfag for your insolence here is your mom, dad, and your family's home since you are an only child:

Ugh. Just imagine that scene. Pus-stained My Little Pony panties scattered around the room amidst the discarded packaging for Transformers figures and amiibos. The sour smell of a neckbeard nest combined with the cloying, sickly odors of a WWI field hospital. Fake, exaggerated giggling echoing through the room. On the bed, a pile of pallid, pockmarked flesh, writhing and moaning, desperate to experience the euphoria they were promised. None of them will ever find it, but they keep up the charade for the sake of the others.

When Kevin passes, his gravestone should probably read something like, "Here lies Kevin, COOM AND CONSOOM."

The only difference is that a tiny bit of the fat in his gut was transferred to his budding moobs. That and adding the autogynophile smirk.

This man went from looking like the least fuckable uncle cousin at the West Virginia incest convention to looking like the least fuckable sex offender at the carnival freakshow tryouts.

For a second I thought you meant cognitive behavioral therapy. Then I remembered where we are.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
THAT DOES NOT LOOK RIGHT

We already have trans havens. They're called psych wards.

Kevin Gibes chopped off a lot
To pretend that he's a thot
Now his vag begins to rot
I forsee a loud gunshot

I was about to have my lunch before I opened this thread and now the thought of eating anything for roughly the next six months makes me want to vomit until all that is coming up is blood and bits of my intestines. Our Glorious Leader should be advertising this disgusting creature as a fad diet to fund the Farms.

World's horniest man wants to be even hornier, cuts off the one thing that gives him sexual release... what could go wrong?

DOWNIE SEX DOWNIE SEX

 

[Y2K Baby]

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Based trannies.

 

[Antipathy]

Classic cope to stave off rope.

 

[Ask Jeeves]

(on being in a group home)

I honestly hate talking about this topic as its literally the most horrifying experience I've ever had in my entire life but I suppose the farms will never have someone mentally stable as I am to tell you what its like so ill do it.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The incentive to work hard, be a decent person and not smoke crack has never been lower

 

[Fascist Ferret]

these people do not share my cognitive function. They hold an obsequious reverence towards the absyss, and everything that I abhor, and their retrobate minds. Their minds, that are.. uh, say, um, uh... primal. Reptilian.

 

[гape]

i just drank a whole soda filled with cigarette ashes on accident

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Unfortunately for him, I archived his porn account before he could delete it.

 

[Antipathy]

Steven Universe is an animated rule 63 version of the Gay Niggers from Outer Space.

They clearly didn't succeed, what a piece of shit show. Gumball was pretty much the last good thing CN did. Also Rebecca Sugar is a bitch.