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[Army Burger]

Anybody who knows titties knows this was inevitable. And I, as what you might call a "Titty Master," knew this is what they were always like.

He is full of love right now. I guess he caught another roach and raped it

Good Lord, it's like all nuts and no wiener.

The Virgin being a father figure vs The Chad molesting a retarded girl

OP, come back! Your thread is now just lunatics shitposting! Its completely safe now!

Huh, didn't think it was possible to have a concave penis.

Do you think Josef Mengele would have been a healslut?

Tardraging is a stressful job, man.

This is like a Lamborghini of autism. We went from zero to fucking retarded in a matter of seconds.

"Sigh, I just don't feel like the beautiful pre-teen girl that I know I am inside when I jerk off. What should I do? Get online and tell the people i call transphobic cyber terrorists all about it? Sounds good."

He thinks he's so seductive with his paddington bear hat and 5' O clock shadow.

 

[TFT-A9]

I'm not sure how to feel about having been quoted in this thread more than once.

 

[Robo Sonichu]

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

We should have known from her meth teeth. Those weren't the teeth of a prey. Those were the fangs of a predator.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

@b0o0pinsn0o0tz said:

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Did the thumb actually penetrate the asshole?

 

[Diabeetus]

A FUCKING DAD JOKE DESTROYED ETHAN RALPH'S LIFE.

 

[Easterling]

KRAUT, ENHANCE THAT FART

 

[Antipathy]

Just a reminder, this is what the person who wrote this article looks like. I have to wonder if he is more afraid of spiders or other males.

 

[Childe]

I mean I think fresh corpses are moderately hot

 

[verygayFrogs]

Why do autists love trains so much?

If I ever have a special needs kid, I'm banning anything PBS related from my house until they turn 18.

No kind God of any denomination would approve of what he's doing.

Does he try to shit standing up?

YO WHERE THE WHITE FAIRIES AT

Courtney Love would suck a dick for a diet coke zero?

This is the stuff that dreams, where your dad ISN'T murdering your mom with a package of aluminum foil, are made of.

Vodka and ejaculate.

Goes great with everything!

Your butt isn't all that great, FYI.

it's all troons

penises...FOR GIRLS

This is the worst Sailor Moon reboot ever.

This woman is crazy, and I would not have sex with her.

How thirsty were these guys to stick their dick in this much crazy?

I feel like OP needs to just wash his penis.

Needs more lobster memes

0/10 no peeing standing up

Just buy some Cool Hwip and Obama cookies, then crumble the Wayne Bradys in. Problem solved.

>crossplay
>implying this isnt a TRUE and HONEST womyn with a penis

Ethnic Cleansing is Magic!

Elite kiwi agents selected by Null himself have been dispatched and will arrive at your location shortly.

I bet Daddy's cock isn't the only part of him that's fat.

minor obstacles between you and that next slut over there who could use something sharp in her abdomen right about now

Their bodies have died, but their yandereness lives on.

Steven Universe is an animated rule 63 version of the Gay Niggers from Outer Space.

Do they taste like candy

Kids are stupid assholes. What else is new?

 

[some Sketchy dude]

CatParty is a serial dumpster arsonist and needs to be stopped for the sake of proper garbage disposal everywhere.

 

[Basil II]

You got that perfect asshole
*Deep Sniff*
Ooooooh

For most part lolcows produce Julay by accident or otherwise unintentionally, but Ralph gave us some platinum quality Julay in form of a deliberate self own birthed from a misguided believe he'd bury Meth-kun and the Farms.

You really thought food was a good idea following a video where Ethan Ralph sniffs his thumb after sticking it up a misshapen girl's asshole.

 

[verygayFrogs]

REEEEEEE GIVE ME ATTENTION REEEEE WHITE BAD

I'm really trying hard not to let cancel-culture and Woketardism turn me into anti-Semite, but it's an uphill battle.

Fuck nigger mermaids and their fluffy hair. Aryan mermaids only.

wait foot fetish is a mental condition now?

 

[Brain Power]

I have homophobia and transphobia, please remove alphabet characters from video games.

 

[Haramburger]

Glad to see a legitimate journalist weighing in to the gunt tape shit show.

Radio Host Ethan Ralph Releases Sex Tape to Mixed Reviews

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"I was surprised that people were surprised by the butt sniffing," said one internet masturbator. "I've never had sex myself, but if I ever do, you can bet I'll be sniffing that ass."

 

[Spidersforfriends]

What a sad state this thread is in.

 

[Personal Jesus]

"You don't wanna mess with me, I post on Kiwi Farms."

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

I doubt any size queen would be willing to handle getting stump fucked by the Wern.

 

[nekrataal]