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[verygayFrogs]

I'm just waiting for him to rename it JesOS.

IT'S FUCKING ALGEBRA, NIGGER

Because of nigger libtards like you Ron--you're spicy enough.

Because they are GAY and so their tongues are adapted to taste SEMEN

Have you ever considered just eating deenz nuts?

Go, Joe!
Sniff those little girls!

Men only want one thing, and it's DISGUSTING.

It hurts knowing Terry will never be able to call my TempleOS game niggerlicious.

I REPEAT DO NOT OBTAIN SALIVA OR HAIR THROUGH FORCE!

THE WORMS DO NOT WANT YO NASTY ASS VAJAYJAY IN THEIR FACES

Stop trying to book-shame me!

 

[Local Fed]

I called it a couple of months ago: these two are scat queens.

 

[Bender]

"the only time I say anything to anyone here that could be remotely considered thirsty is in the form of a public rape threat."

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"Corona Virus (COVID) Special Report: If you put a bomb up your ass, you could explode. (This is a public service announcement)" -Kelly Karl Sleight

 

[MediocreMilt]

I thought Ralph was only sipping on one bottle of warm ass

 

[Antipathy]

Presumably you don't like to fuck children enough for starters.

The U.N. only let's ONE thing spill on their watch, and it's the cum of their soldiers into various starving children.

>feature length
Hailey please, we've already seen your microdick.

And then for no reason at all Hitler was elected as Chancellor of Germany.

The free plane ticket and 11 kiwifarms bucks must not have been enough to offset the smell, taste, and personality of Kevin.

This is just too funny if you visualize it. Imagine three grown-up men in dresses hysterically (testerically?) yelling at each other to the point one of them "attempts suicide" (probably tried to cut his wrists with a butter knife) and another has to hide in his bedroom and pee out the window.

Thats the correct response when niggas comin at you with mother fucking WAR ELEPHANTS!

Well, lolcats and rickrolling did originate on the alt-right Nahzee hacker known as 4chan....

When you sleep with some dudes and it leads to race riots burning half the US.

Just because you're a fat ugly Jew doesn't mean the fat ugly Neo-Nazis are suddenly worse than you. Both of you are retarded.

Jewish women age like tuna salad.

The year 2020, were people wear worthless masks and hamburgers eat people.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Shut up, you can't stop me from fucking the moon.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

lmao

Hey Alexa, what can I drink to not become massively obese?

>nearly every form of liquor known to man

lol fuck that I'll just keep slamming this whiskey

Orderd Chinese tonight. saw the little mushrooms in my beef and broccoli. Reminded me of Gunts chode, I lost my appetite and fed it too the pigs out back

 

[GaryGrey]

At one point it sounds like a bulldog eating custard. (describing the gunt's sex tape)

 

[Maskull]

Maybe you can give everyone the context, @{o}P II

 

[{o}P II]

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Maybe you can give everyone the context, @{o}P II

Sperm is bassicly insect.

 

[Antipathy]

..remember that once in a while, life will throw into the world a genius à la Einstein or Hawking, a weird medical specimen à la Joseph Merrick or Abby&Brittany Hensel, or a cruel dictator à la Hitler or Pol Pot... for no apparent reason. It just happens.

Well, the same thing happens with morons. There is no real reason, explanation or medical condition as to why they are stupid; they just are. And the beauty of living in these days and ages is that even the most stupid person can manage to shine on the Internet.

For our utter joy.

New drinking game: take a shot everytime someone armchair diagnoses Clotso.

Perhaps there is a third, undiscovered kind [of stroke], the Ramadagic, in which fat blocks the vessels from getting oxygen. Symptoms include slurred speech yet still having the ability to slurp sugar coffee without spilling a drop; being unable to speak, write and pronounce clearly yet have spectacularly limber tongue in the realm of gobbling fried chicken wings; a fascination with bright, shiny things, especially when it's a troon’s boobs in a metallic bikini, and finally, amazing finesse when swatting children especially when using utensils.

Imagine getting raped because you're too lazy to ride your new bike lol.

He's a gentleman rapist.

 

[nekrataal]

The other repulsive thought is can you imagine tom fumbling through your clothes? just sicking and gross.

I've seen the worst the internet has to offer, hardly anything phases me anymore. This genuinely creeps me the fuck out!

 

[Baguette Child]

as much as i critice others its to improve ourselives like the ai fghting against eachother

 

[Antipathy]

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I know the Democrats love abortion and joggers, but even they won't let you slide by on this one, Darius. Time to go back to your natural habitat, prison.

It's like Wonder Woman did the fusion dance with the grimace from McDonald's.

apparently so is Senator Scott Weiner’s lust.

Looks like a total carpet muncher and a quick rape & kill for a drugged out ISIS guy with no standards.

Just wait 'til you see "murdersexuals". They're terrifying, but y'all won't see them until about 2044, they're being born now.

We are devolving. We can't even agree about what constitutes a vagina anymore.

" on bail for a 2018 case in which he allegedly hit a man with his truck — pinning him up against his truck and another vehicle — before biting his ear off and biting his back. "

But this is just a guy that got drunk and crashed his car into some people like red-blooded Americans do every single day. How stupidly mad at brown people do you have to be to make this about immigration issues instead of 'a drunk crashed his car again'?

I'll fuck anything that stands still long enough (except black chicks)

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Yea, I'm shitting myself and there is nothing wrong.

 

[Bender]

my girlfriend and a guy i know irl have both told me about this website and how they read some threads here but think the userbase is reprehensible neo-nazi incel cyberterrorists and the whole time i just sit and nod pretending like i have no clue what this website is

 

[verygayFrogs]

His wife took his Wii U in the divorce.

who is offended by fucking midgets

Sniffing someone's neck while you're on a date together is literally rape ! ! !

Anthony Burch is harrassing my brain. He should be raped and murdered in prison because of his assault upon my cerebrum.

Did he quit masturbating because porn is problematic?

implying all porn involves women
>implying women don't consume porn
>implying he's not a massive cuck

An apple a day keeps the faps away

omg please do

Not even death can stop mister bones, you should know this by now.

We all go a little Autistic sometimes.

Is there such thing as a holy fire hydrant?

Cheers mate, the Karen Cavalry's here!

Nogs will fuck literally anything.

Words cannot express the deep hatred I feel for Kisekae.

And then suddenly a 3 year old trans girl of color came up to the crowd and admonished them that baby Jesus would've accepted BIPOC refugees and everyone clapped. And the girl's name? Alberta Einstein

Shut up, you can't stop me from fucking the moon.

Why not send them to camps?

Everything is gay and trans. Even watching paint dry.

 

[SIGSEGV]

@Useless Porg the Cum Lube Connoisseur slowly unravels the mystery.....

 

[Antipathy]

Man, that went from 0-10 real quick. From swastika chromosomes to wanting to genocide some fuckin monkeys.

>I got called ... a fascist
That's probably because you quoted Mein Kampf and one of Hitler's speeches while claiming that he National Socialism wasn't actually socialism.

“You quote Mein Kampf ONE TIME and suddenly you’re a nazi”

Anita help, I feel the need to yell 'BROTHAAAAAH' at gravelly voiced war veterans!