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[Antipathy]

Welcome to the new age lad, their going to post their sexual lives to bring in more horny nobs trying to get their rocks off.

why the fuck would you wear a red shirt AT BLUE SHIRT CON

it’s just going to be another dog rapes woman comic. except the dog will be alien shaped

She left furries behind to pursue futa demon and Fortnite cuck porn. How is it not her fault that things have turned to shit?

I can't wait to see that wedding go down in flames, but jesus fuck you guys, are you really sitting here critiquing furry porn?

One of these days I am going to pretend to be a furry "artist" and convince someone to pay me $1500€ for a drawing of a pink fox with wings in a diaper. $500€ more for floppy ears.

This is just too funny if you visualize it. Imagine three grown-up men in dresses hysterically (testerically?) yelling at each other to the point one of them "attempts suicide" (probably tried to cut his wrists with a butter knife) and another has to hide in his bedroom and pee out the window.

The hunger of the farms must be fed

Lulz for the lulz gods
Cows for the cow throne

Shit, I already spent my money this month on water filters to stop them from putting fluoride, lithium, and the stuff that turns the friggin' frogs gay in my water.

Or as RazorFist said in a shorter way: "You ran so hard from your parents that you became them on crack."

Back in my day femboys fucking tried.

Get that filth out of you head. The underage Muppet didn't necessarily get HIV by sucking off every trucker and gangbanger she saw. She could have gotten it from sharing heroin needles.

Small balls, fuckface short, fat, libtard that's too ugly to get laid, get in the oven you red Nazi Jew

Now me write article becaue oy vey diapey not ready in microwave yet

I tried to read the whole article but after 2 paragraphs all I could hear in my head were the sounds of a man crying while performing autofellatio.

 

[Army Burger]

I agree with Tommie.

Government should be about hugs, kisses and blowjobs.

Ghosted by a retard. Classic.

 

[Antipathy]

Don’t talk to me or my wife’s dog ever again.

man, you know you're in bad when furries with cropped porn icons can successfully roast you

all this talk and he still lives in a fucking shed in his child bride's parent's yard

Imagine having to explain the t-shirt.

“Yeah it’s from a comic where this cat chick is raped by two wolves.”

Why did you take time out of your life to write all this about gay furries

Only joggers are allowed to shoot people without consequence.

 

[CobraPlissken]

Then cheddar fluidbonded with brie without goada's permission and now they all have herpes.

I can't tell from how these people type if they're 10 years old, indian or retarded. Probably some combo of all three.

This vag is a dream come true

Looking for a top partner to take over the world with - I am a content creator and cat mom and spend a lot of time online

The emus are improving their tactics. No longer are we safe in the seas.

"I, being a typical representative of lesbians in all respects, would indeed vigorously fondle, suck, and stroke said eyeballs."

"How dare you say I'm valueless, I chop vegetables and keep a phone charged at all times!"

 

[Antipathy]

There is nothing "Peaceful" or "Loving" about Child Porn. Fucking sicko

Deleting a file only removes its entry and marks the space for being overwritten.

Only way to really trash a file completely is to use a program that rewrites the labeled free space so it scrambles all the residual data into garbage.

Woefully underestimates the rhetorical power of "fuckface".

So the the joke is on this testically deficient manlet.

They disarm idiots, but smart people whip up zip guns for $10 or less in parts at a hardware store to get traded in for hundreds.

 

[CockPockets]

It's all very retarded.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Who are these people?

Thats a gif you fuck tard

nigga how the fuck are you gonna drink water

Is that yogurt dick?

Like scoob, they turned me nu-male

very disappointed NOMAP isn't a counter movement telling them to neck themselves

The only good pedophile is a dead pedophile.

little boy assholes

I'm a non-consensual intercourse person, not a rapist.

Lol Jesus's Mom got knocked up at like 12 years old, God is canonically a MAP.

Is it rape if the baby is already dead?

I thought corpse fucking was a whites only thing, are the blacks evolving?

Fuck these pedophile fucks. They don't need acceptance. They need serious help.

Thinking about it, if trannies can get into lgbt, why can’t other mental illnesses?

MAPs deserve the gulag.

I'll take "Daddy Issues" for $500, Alex.

I'm gonna have someone's ass in muh briefcase

my wedding cake was bought at the Walmart bakery

If you have to pay someone to fuck with them, you're not fucking with them.

Bake the cake, faggot.

You might be capable of pretending you're normal around everyone else, but we know you're actually an adowable widdle RETARD!! Get back in the bucket and stop acting like you're better than us!! Here, flap your wrists and chew on your necklace and play with some slime you stupid widdle retard!! UwU!! <3

Remember kids! Be inclusive and woke, but it's still totally ok to shit on poor people!

 

[Childe]

Are you literally gaslighting me out of the existence of Somalia?

 

[Table Country]

Did he train with King Kai, or was he just hiding his true tard level the entire time? I suspect Boxy learned the Gay-o Ken technique.

 

[Bessie]

"SO WATCHING TWO CHICKS GET IT ON WITH A DOUBLE SIDED DILDO MAKES ME A TRANS WOMAN NOW?!"

 

[SIGSEGV]

This brings up the better question of why you decided to make bookmarks while drunk.

I do many, many things when drunk man, and making bookmarks is one of the few things I vaguely remember doing, tbh.

 

[Y2K Baby]

I'm not familiar with boy pussy, rape or church.

 

[Antipathy]

We can't harass Chris.

But we can sure as fuck dox you.

help i am mad with power

Never underestimate the power of a loser with an Internet connection and a mission.

My cunt was made by God, you old, ugly faggot.

Pinball you're a shining example of truly weaponized autism and I unironically envy your incredibly specific knowledge of random shit.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

"She used to sniff the paper after she wiped, it was hella disgusting.


You'll never understand."

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

You should never stick your dick in crazy, but you should NEVER EVER stick your finger in crazy's butt hole and sniff.

 

[Antipathy]

Kill me and free me from this mortal coil

I like the concept for the "Bioworks" pitch mentioned in the OP. However, I think it would be preferable to have the white blood cell be transgender rather than a cis lesbian. Not only would this be more inclusive, but it would also be a better fit for the personification of a cell that usually lives for a few weeks before self-destructing.

No, he's busy fighting someone in front of a gas station FOR BEING WRONG ON THE INTERNET!!!

 

[some Sketchy dude]

Also: he hates that I was raped by a nigger, and I used to fuck niggers.

I'm starting a blast thread to tell him stop be civil or fuck off or doxx.

 

[Monolith]

Not european per-say but some people form the horn of africa (mainly form Ethiopia) that do in fact have caucasian/european fecal structure.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

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Based.

If Quinton has had sex I will go to the nearest hat store and ask for the all-you-can-eat buffet

 

[PoisonedBun]