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[Marshal Mannerheim]

You are a slovenly bourgeois Hungrarian of limited intelligence

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Jesus fucking christ it's like the tofurkey of cock

 

[AMHOLIO]

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because I got a boner while crossdressing. But because I am enlightened by my intelligence.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Any US District attorneys and clerks posting here have to identify themselves as such.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Instead of a silver coin, could we maybe do a gold plated imprint of Null's penis? Or maybe a 3d printed model based on a scan of the cock? Something true to life, so I can appreciate the pure aesthetic glory of dear leader's business? Erect or flaccid, I'm not picky.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

@Jimjamflimflam wrote:
I love titties but i don't need to call myself a mammary-sexual.

 

[Double Dee]

I'll wait. You can't even see the virus, dude, nothing to be scared of.

How can anyone be scared of something you can't even see tbh. What are you afraid of ghosts too? lmao pussies

If he is ever smart enough to figure out that incels just need to put on a pair of cat ears and knee high socks to get full scale societal support to hate and openly abuse the women they can’t have then he’ll join the tranny train, I’m excited to see him on the terf battlefield.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: She’s a weapons-grade moron. The kind of stupid that makes one non-self-aware. So stupid that she doesn’t understand that she’s stupid.

And I would not have sex with her.

 

[CobraPlissken]

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"If your asexual friend Steve is wearing nipple clamps on a Sunday and swinging from the chandeliers then he's a lot less asexual than everyone thought"

 

[On a Journey]

This nigga looks like he steals chromosomes from children when their parents aren't looking.

 

[Snusmumriken]

you ever poop so good that you became trans?

 

[Tour of Italy]

 

[Leibowitz]

Nobody runs from a fair and open debate faster than a man in a Party City wig and size 13 stripper heels.

 

[D_Tractor]

Technically Imperialdramon Dragon Mode is a "peeing in my mouth Digimon."

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

We get a single turkroach thread and people show up with decapitated heads as their display picture. Uncanny. Please stop moving to Europe.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Fuck everything my therapist said, I'm killing myself

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

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I'm Latina, trans, non-binary, and otherkin, yes I'm afraid of someone building a profile on me. KiwiFarms exists solely to harass and dox people."

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

@Leonard Helplessness

> Latina
> trans
are you sure that's not ADF?

 

[TFT-A9]

lol @ the angry roaches wandering into the Turkish Brony thread

I'd say ban Muslim posters on sight tbh but IbnTaymiyyah's a pretty cool dude.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

" I’m not mad! What made it seem like I was mad? If anything, you seem like the mad one. "

 

[verygayFrogs]

Of fucking course she'd like Kirby, creepyass pedo.

Leave Arceus out of your disgusting fantasies.

Can someone translate this? I don't speak autistic inflationist.

Sentient cocane sounds much more creative, than whatever is it on the picture.

Get spell check nigger.

Found the coomer.

The end result of cooming is turning yellow and having your balls ripped off by Bruce Willis. I don't make the rules.

What's the difference when they have cumbrain?

I'm sorry you lost your daughter but what the fuck lady

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang, but with MLP Generation 5.

Sorry for not letting you know sooner, but I am a transgender "little". I'm sure you will accept me for who I am, diaper or not.

Maurice is bitchmade.

Anybody who writes, reads, or cares about fanfiction is a faggot.

Cover your snout, Tyrone.

It's hip to fuck bees