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[KiwiFuzz]

He looks like the scary librarian at the elementary school i went to for fourth grade. Except uglier. And a man.


but who will eat it?


There is not enough chlorine in the world to protect you.

Gayer than cum on a mustache.



We need to bring back burning societal rejects and deviants at the stake Salem style.

 

[seri0us]

From one of those autistic PM chains:

Invite me to it

 

[Penis Drager]

Invite me to it

Done

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Starting to think some of those people should never, ever be around children or animals

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

This place is a cesspool of child porn addicts making death threats and breaking the law LMAO.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The lesbian lolcow world is certainly a small, interconnected one.

This is a case in point because this is a serious topic (and she has a point) but she's threatening to pull a "Cled Clazinsky" against the forums because we're "clucking with a clentally clill clown".

The clindustrial clevolution and its clonsequences have been a clisaster for clownkind

 

[Meat Target]

The Gunt never ends it just keeps expanding.

At least his jowls wobbling in rage as his world collapses around him is growing on me as a spectator sport.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Imagine an SS member involved in Aktion T4 making a picture of all those patients they're going to euthanize with a caption "Sie werden den Bouhler-Autschi bekommen!"

 

[Euler's identity]

Michael Fassbender plays the accordion.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

My litmus test is that if no one would have yelled “hey, queer!” and thrown shit at you in high school, you’re not fucking “queer,” you’re boring.

On the weekends, they are diaper wearing goats.

eta:

digital Satan

Cyberbullied into moisturizing

 

[N’egger]

I'm in the process of getting this place shut down.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The way the nutsack is angular/pointed instead of, y’know, rounded/smooth is giving me the weirdest sense of… genital uncanny valley?

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

 

[Zero Day Defense]

"Oh baby it's so hot how your funbags jiggle while I do the sex in you."
"Yeah father, fill my slimy gash with your oversized schlong."
"Oh oh I'm about to jizz!"

 

[PsychoNerd054]

"SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK!!! i can't believe you hurt my childhood's feelings!!"

 

[Return of the Freaker]

They say a lot about the Lizard people, but they never mention if the Lizard women are hot.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What's to explain? We think racism is funny.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The genital area is moist and dark along with the fact the body REALLY don't like having its genitals rearranged.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

you forgot about puerto ricans, who aspire to one day be niggers

If it's too late for an abortion, pitbulls are the best solution.

Margot Robbie is a woman, therefore I hate her.

 

[Ed Special]

Just realized that this might be good for random.txt, so... sorry if quoting myself here is some sort of taboo.

Imagine being unable to find a job for the next five years because this thread is what shows up when a prospective employer googles your phone or email.