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[Blackhole]

It's not a cutesy joke any longer when you promote and defend child rape. You're like the catholic church but without the cool architecture.

Just a reminder: coal and oil finance 'green' energy shills demanding inefficient garbage like solar or wind because nuclear terrifies the jew.

I think the most important takeaway is that I can't rhyme or rhythm to save my life.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Stop inserting your alphabet shit into everything and maybe less people will want to insert their boots up your asshole.

The federal government puts Null's dick in a pencil sharpener and makes him hand over everything he knows about you.

Surely, there has to be a judge somewhere that agrees with my opinion that public atomic wedgies do not violate the 8th Amendment.

Then wear a dress and do it faggot

She looks like a child has made a face out of a balloon, dog hair, black marker and a mouth, cut out of a random celeb magazine.

Unless alien means something incredibly offensive in their language, I highly doubt they care. For all I know, there's aliens at the center of Mars that use faggot as a formal word for friend.

I find her sharp eyebrows threatening.

 

[Meat Target]

He looks like his kids bully him for his credit card.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Well if his ability is tracing toddlers for diaper fur porn, then let him eat diapers.

If El Wheelio can run an extortion racket, gramma can sling rock.

 

[SCSI]

"that shit looks like a diseased corpse. Do not procreate with it."

stop acting like a feral prostitute

I don't think my dick looks like that, then again mine doesn't usually fall off.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That's some ineffective censorship. What's the point of blocking the urethra and some parts of the shaft?

We needed an replacement because @Null colonized our garden with his white privilege.

Does anyone else remember that doujinshi that use to get posted on /b/ about the curse that made girls constipated with impossibly strong shit and the first half was about these girls who ended up killing them selves in various ways trying to dig the shit out and then at the end an armless and legless loli figured out she had to eat the concrete shit out of her sisters ass and then twist into her self to eat her own concrete demon shit?

Good times.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I myself used to keep a similar list when I was his age, except it wasn't for 'problematic' behaviour.

Probably a list of the biggest boobs in ranked order

 

[DerKryptid]

It's time to get back to the REAL Ghostbusters.

 

[Haffhart]

"THIS GAME IS DIARHEA COMING OUT OF MY DICK!"

A German store is a proper place to practice eugenics.

 

[Meat Target]

The fat kid that plays YuGiOh at his school has just become significantly more cool just by not being fruity lefty creep like him.

 

[Hitman One]

If my biggest personal accomplishments of this decade would be "moving out of my mom's place" and chopping my genitals into a mushy meat salad I would kill myself (not in Minecraft).

 

[Meat Target]

We may be a lousy secret society, but we have a decent benefits package. Didn't you get the discounted Costco "Evil Cult" membership?

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

The Russians preserved Lenin’s corpse in Mod Podge, I’m not sure why it won’t work with Ms Green.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

We're the old internet, really. When it was wild and free. We built it and now the new settlers have decided they don't want our kind.

And, like a Comanch without his eyes we must wander between the winds forever.
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Not a funny/weird quote, but it gave me the feels.

 

[Meat Target]

Hold up my darling sauerkraut, I am a cat and am not into bestiality, I stick to my own.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

@Meat Target Its the muscle relaxants I swear

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

She needs gays. If she already has gays, she needs better gays.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This feels like the start of a plot to a black, bootleg version of Dumb and Dumber.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

If Scooby Doo was in every porn video ever you'd get turned on by the sight of Scooby Doo.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Yeah you don't want to wake up in 30 plus years and he's calling you barbiechu and fucking you every 3 nights

Stunning and brave? More like go home & shave.