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[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

When she saw the Rockies for the first time she honestly and without irony ask my in-laws if the mountains had been man-made. And she wasn't a stupid girl, she was an A and B student.

I am convinced that public schooling in the US is unsalvageable (was optimistic, but the last few years my faith has plummeted)…

 

[Panzerfrau]

This thread needs more content about Rioley and less content about shoving marshmallows up your ass.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Listen here fat.

Getting tattoos of various porn star vaginas on his taint and then immediately after having the laser tattoo removal procedure.

Didn't someone send in their iguana's DNA and it came back as Jewish (this may have been a troll post).

Stockings, cumshots, Ohio.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

if you guys have a 4Chan account or something please find this far left racist who advocates for violence

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The horse piss really takes it out of a motherfucker.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Gave me a new idea, gender neutral N-word, Niggx. Let's spread this so we can be a inclusive forum.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Even from the Jail of Fail, our Most Holy Motherfucker still brings lulz

I can't believe the alt-right on Reddit has done these hate crimes yet again. Someone needs to shut that site down!

The internet hate machine known as eBaum's World must be stopped before it's too late.

I am just very disappointed and disgusted that this is an airline message board, and NOBODY posted a Bane meme.

Like what the fuck is wrong with you people, it's right there.

The forum I just rebooted for Southwest lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here. But only one of you. First one vaxed gets to post again.

“911 what’s your emergency “

“Hi can I have the internet police please someone said some mean words on the internet again “

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but if you say "nigger" on the internet you've literally committed genocide against millions.

She turned a literal porno situation where she fucked a repair guy into a three part essay. I never would have thought an onlyfans could be pretentious, but here we are.

No one cares faggot I want to laugh at nigger spam on an airline page.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

you fucking faggots derailed the thread with the homophobic bullshit

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I don't know, coming here to do PR shit is kind of like standing in front of a moving train loaded with tons of bricks and expecting to stop it while it's going at 100 miles per hour.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You can get off without a dead body, I promise.

 

[Hitman One]

What's hilarious is that the Twitter mob is trying to fuck over Chapelle and Netflix when he explicitly said:

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Guy's made his cash and so has Netflix, they don't give a fuck

 

[Flim Flam]

In retrospect, it was pretty fucking dumb to expect even a shred of sanity from a bunch of guys in dresses who larp as the shortbus A-team

 

[TaintNothin']

"Fuck the police. Start the revolution. Full space automated gay luxury communism is mankind's only hope." - Phil (TransLifeline)

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Just fucking post the goddamn picture as an attached image for fuck's sake or fuck off.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

It's great that she's prioritized her child's needs over her ex's evident creepy desire for a 24/7 racialized ddlg and pet play fetish lifestyle, but her ongoing preoccupation with being an internet personality is concerning.

 

[Blackhole]

Could you imagine Nick Bate in India?

Ah yes, safety nets to ensure nothing goes wrong during crucial iPhone production step of leaping off the roof

Cookie Run fans shut the fuck up about sexuality/gender challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

You want some real fun? Message posters from r/gangstalking with random alpha-numeric codes. It really brings the schizo out.

>Stick your peepee in a fuck-ton of women
>Decide NOT to clean your peepee
>Wind up getting sick from easily-treated peepee condition

2008 called, they want their meme back

Anyone involved with the creation of the federal reserve should be dug up, atomized, and then their ashes pissed on. Every relative of theirs should be raped and skinned alive.

Um, no sweetie. That’s not what the Science says. Get the jab.

My God. They're now forcing people to BREATHE 5G.

"Today in Politics, the Speaker of the House told the House Minority leader and I quote...to go suck Null's dick"

"I'm speaking!"
"You can speak to deez nuts!"

"President Joshua Moon disbanded the CIA today, when asked why he said:
"I told the motherfuckers over and over again how to do a Starter post on a LOLCOW and they just kept handing me 50 page reports...they didn't archive a single thing."

"The representative from New York motions to label these proceedings gay and unrealistic."

"House representatives today voted on a resolution condemning the Chinese government guilty of organising 'gay ops' across the internet"

"The congresswoman said,and i quote: "Xi Xinping is fat and i would not have sex with him."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

We're running out of reasons to feel better than the Chinese really fast.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

This thread is fisting the ass of truth with the hand of facts.

Honestly I’d get the vax if it means we’re allowed to euthanize all the fat people (in Minecraft).

 

[SCSI]

I'm detecting a great amount of Necrophobia in this thread bigots.