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[Aunt Carol]

I see this cretin pop up everywhere, so it's pleasant to confirm he looks like a goblin.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

SECOND wife, his first wife was a famous furry artist called Spazzy Koneko who cheated on him a ton.

My life goal is to never end up here

Am I the only one?

 

[Big Nasty]

 

[Meat Target]

How much damage did the exploding chats cause?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Nah nigger, if i end up in a situation where a flip is inevitable im cranking up the go pro and timing a well placed 'i hate niggers' bomb

Hopefully some kind soul will find the footage and upload it

That said i really dont wanna die lol

 

[CobraPlissken]

I know a wound care nurse who would not ever want to touch that and she loves wound care.

Otoh....bro, your teeth match your beige hat. At the very least, color coordinate so as to not highlight how greige your chiclets are.

He just opens his mouth and lets the wind blow his tongue around.

 

[Mr Bunny]

One whore can easily handle 5 combatants at once; 6 if one of them has a foot fetish.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

God is a colonializer, a cop, and a white supremacist

 

[Blackhole]

I'm an armchair Marshal you grabasstic piece of amphibian shit and if you disrespect my rank again I will PT you until you fucking DIE

No, guys, you don't understand. My middling understanding of Eastern European politics and possession of a Twitter account give me unclouded and precise knowledge about how many vodkaniggers on either side have been killed.

Nonsense. It's the fault of Gamergate, white privilege, and most of all, the horrible transphobia of J.K. Rowling.

The Farters of Kharkiv. The Sharters of Novi Buh. The Buck Breaker of Rozivka. The Ass Fucker of Kherson.

 

[Meat Target]

Sam is immortal. In the future, people will study him like historians and archaeologists today study Pompeii.

"Class next we are going to talk about historic problems with American gun control. One man was able to commit 13 different school shootings."

This has to be a parody.
I need this to be a parody.

Cool it with the Islamic remarks you glowing motherfucker.

All that makeup, plastic surgery, and convenient lighting, and yet I can immediately tell it's a man

How big is his dick?
This is a very important question.

 

[Lunete]

Oh look it is stupid. Look fuck nuts You are a noob you have no clue what you are talking about. You know I wish we still had the dark web.
I would love to access the back web once again and ban you from the internet for good. And once done you would never gain access ever again.
Then as many had found out daddy came home found out you got his physical address banned and beat you nearly to death.

It was wonderful being an MSN level 4 admin back in the old days

 

[KiwiFuzz]

For the Faroese, it's a prime whaling location.

Never invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy.

 

[Meat Target]

Groypers are walking attention starved little personality disorders

When one skips our meds we all
skip our meds

The serotonin storm is coming

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I was Wondering how long it’d take for RWBY and RT to touch the Ukraine crisis.

woof. how tone deaf can people get?

fuck. I want to be sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends. I’ll even wear it on a Tech Wear Shirt

 

[Blackhole]

Other pedos out there playing tic-tac-toe while Tommy boy out there playing quasidimensional chess

 

[Haffhart]

Not really much of a point when they're the same retards that go on Twitter because they're mad someone misgendered a box of Trscuits.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Das Rite, if you don't gay-love it then hetero-leave it.

This gave me cancer, good job. I think we have a winning strategy.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Bigfoot is a fictional being made up by foot fetishists who want to be dominated by a mythical creature with big feet.

 

[Meat Target]

Polish claws clacked this post without a hint of self-awareness.

I still cannot believe that there is an honest to god lolcow at the center of one of the biggest international crises we've seen since 9/11.

Dirty dirty Cuban cigars that leave a ton of residue behind.

A well placed explosive should take care of this, in Moscow.

Haha, it's not fedposting now is it?

 

[mr.moon1488]

Turns out nuclear war was how we all get isekai’d to generic MMO knockoff universes. Who knew?