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I feel like this gem hits all of the criteria requested.

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IF I SHIT MYSELF, I WOULD TELL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! I'D PROBABLY MAKE MORE MONEY OFF SHITTING MYSELF! I MIGHT PULL DOWN MY FUCKING PANTS AND SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE TODAY! DO THEY REALLY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS I'M DOING?! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BEING HATED! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU TALKING YOUR SHIT, I GET PAID EITHER WAY! DO YOU THINK I WOULD GIVE A FUCK, I WOULDN'T, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND A FRAUD LIKE NICK REKIETA, AND AUGIE, AND ALL THESE COCKSUCKING FAGGOTS, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, THE MONEY COMES IN REGARDLESS! I COULD SHIT ALL OVER MYSELF AND I'D STILL GET PAID! THAT'S 'CAUSE I'M TALENTED, THAT'S 'CAUSE I'M CHARISMATIC, THAT'S 'CAUSE I PUT ON SHOWS THAT NOBODY ELSE IS FUCKING PUTTING ON! THAT'S WHY I GET PAID REGARDLESS, THAT'S WHY IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY CASES THEY PUT ON ME, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY LAWSUITS PEOPLE FILE, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE FUCK THEY DO, PEOPLE TUNE IN TO ME ' CAUSE I'M AN ENTERTAINER, AND I'M BETTER AT IT THAN ANYONE IN THIS WHOLE FUCKING SEKTUR, FROM THE TOP ON DOWN! AND THAT INCLUDES EVERYBODY!
 
Yes I did do pedo actions. I did like cub.
I don't do any of that anymore. I have been clean for a good 5 weeks.-Synthia

If this doesn't become a quote, I will be sorely disappointed and I will stop production of all diet coke.

Edit: Saw this was already posted but don't care. That pedo shit should be immortalized before he ropes himself.
 
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"I am an atheist, ex-military, motorcyclist, history major, who has spent time in prison thanks to feminist law, slept with women of every race, rebuilt cars, written a novel, play guitar and saxaphone, and am handsome as all hell, despite a Picard-like baldness, and I drive a 93' sports car I rebuilt myself (paid a mechanic to do the allignment), I'm bisexual, have had MMF, MFF, MFMF, have slept with Male TF, Female TG, and I plan to get weirder." - Davis Aurini


What makes it even funnier is that he has since joined the TradCath grift like so many other Alt Right figures. Unfortunately, his thread(s) aren't very active.


 
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