random_text.txt

[BibiLivesMatter]

This was from last year when a user admitted to having gay sex with his friend.

fine i'll just repost it:

so uhhhh.... i lost my anal virginity

okay so i went over to the gay guy's house. now to preface, we weren't ever friends but we've known each other since kindergarten (my town does K-8 so we basically either met in kindergarten or freshman year of high school). (this is relevant in a bit). so he had sex before but i haven't so we took turns so i could get a feel for what i like more (idk why the fuck i'm writing this). then he started trying to make out with me and i pushed him off and he said he's had a crush on me since 7th grade. i left right after that and now i'm home drinking beer unsure how the fuck to feel about shit. i thought i was a top but bottoming actually felt really good. pretty sure i'm vers

Here's the repost of it from him.
and a link to the post
I never seen a man powerlevel as hard as he did. on that thread

 

[Ric Flair]

...

I actually like this one from the post you linked:

lol @ taking a dick up the arse but when the dude goes to kiss you being like "eewww gross, no"

 

[Justtocheck]

"Anime and fetanyl are one hell of a combo huh"

https://kiwifarms.st/members/justtocheck.44079/

Leupold 2 of Belgium commented in my profile in reference to my previous pfp about Floyd getting anime pussay.

 

[Local Fed]

You’re pretty much fucked.

Welcome to Kiwi Farms!

We could have been to Mars by now but instead we're funding dialators

HAHAHA THEY PURGED ALL THEIR FUCKING TIKTOKS LIVE BUT I WAS ARCHIVING NIGGA I WAS ARCHIVING

Your politics suck and you should kill yourself.

You will NEVER be a real Italian.

I hope people search my old posts like it's Reddit. They can see all the great posts I've made.

I feel super fucking bad about this, sorry Israel, you know everyone loves you

I wasn't making a false comparison I was trying to give you salmonella

You can be racist and still not like the practice of children being sacrificed to Moloch.

Dude is about one bad day from doing a gaming channel

Don’t forget about that time his girlfriend went to the hospital and he stayed with her in pediatric care.

Just own that gamer word

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

I actually like this one from the post you linked:

The thread had so many amazing quotes and I loved HK response to the dude after the whole ordeal. I have never seen a mod be so sincere and legitimate gave advice to leave the place like this before.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

'If my clit was actually a retractable prehensile penis i wouldnt have dysphoria"

This one is still my favorite

 

[saltinedream]

"mixing that with a weekend of traumatic muff diving was just too much for me" -Chantal Marie

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Context: caricature of Shadman Chris O'Neill drew on a receipt to embarrass him in front of a waitress.

Just thought it'd be funny to memorialize our favorite schizo pedophile in random text form.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

"The one thing most girls never ask their mother is what is it like having a dick in her pussy for the first time"
-Graeme Kelly

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Trying to cancel Peter Pan because of Tink getting mad at Wendy but nobody cares that Mr. Smee is in some kind of horrifying gay codependent relationship with Captain Hook.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Does anyone know where an up to date copy of random.txt can be found? The one at the front of this thread hasn’t been updated in years even though I’m sure new quotes have been added since then

 

[Ratboy Genius]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-fennah-failsafe42.64413/post-5826249

 

[Concho Pete]

"I don't think I'll get the same joy out of a woman that I would with a monkey." Nick Fuentes

 

[ClamHammer]

"You're ignorant!"
"No I'm relevant to the era.."

~Dayton Hypernova, king of the quip.

 

[thismanlies]

“That’s not how oopsie doodles work, stalker.”

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/page-365#post-11335180

 

[I am vomit]

"Yes I did do pedo actions. I did like cub. I don't do any of that anymore. I have been clean for a good 5 weeks. "

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cant-a-person-have-a-chance-to-change.117669/#post-11749988

edit: I realize now I am very late to this one but I'm fine with that I'm glad it's just up for being used in general.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

And [the police] told me to stop watching mlp

 

[Cantercoin]

A small update happened since then, the co-founder of the company who employs furry pedophiles is a jew.

It's a pattern at this point.

From the consoomers thread

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

"It wasn't suicide, it was KiwiFarms"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-great-twitter-meltdown-of-2021.93623/

 

[Sugriva]

"I want a white bitch with pointy ears who yodels and does not like jews" - Dr. Matthew Harris