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[Jonah Hill poster]

I'm now Gaius Julius Caesar and nobody can argue it. I chose Julius for my nomen because I like the drink Orange Julius.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Plus it's not even realistic, no Asian women have hips that shapely.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I have almost 1 tb of tiktok videos

 

[Stormer_1]

Free guy IS shit, unless you're a Redditor

I feel like horseboy x horse cock lover would get along.

Poe's Law is dead, long live our post-post-post-irony clownworld.

 

[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

“I am aware the green necrosis slime, the dehiscence, and the giant clitoral clot are normal”

From SRS thread, of course

 

[Stormer_1]

Nobody needs to hear your disgusting fucking eugenicist remarks. If he wants to grow a beard, while not having good facial hair genetics, that's his decision and you have no right to insult him for it

 

[KiwiFuzz]

There's a killer joke in here somewhere about Herschel Walker, trannies, and Vikings fans, but I'm too lazy to make it really work.

This M&M is a faggot.

How do you like that, Obama? I DID A GENDER REVEAL ON THE MOON!

♫ So I shot up his ass
And stole all his stash
And sold his stuff for cash
All in Minecraft ♫

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Women truly are the niggers of gender.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I literally think a 30-year-old fucking a 13-year-old ("consensually" with no STDs or babies, of course) is less harmful than chopping her tits off.

 

[EyeGuy]

"You wouldn't get it, because you're a bunch of child-fucking niggers".
- noted philosopher Diogenes, 2022.

Source:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB-fjs6xJOw

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I'm just glad I registered with a work email for this account instead of making the mistake of using a burner. Sure, I lost my job as a tenured college professor, a cushy consulting gig with the federal government, my op-ed column in a nationally syndicated newspaper, several seats on corporate boards, and all of my friends and family (even my retarded cousin with a lazy eye) when I was outed as a kiwi, but at least I still have this site, which is better than those gay things anyway.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

 

[A Grey Cat]

Ugh, again with Owl House...
I can't imagine how much cocks Dana sucked this time.

Why does it look like she has the twin towers on her dick? Christ, the tattoos are almost as bad as her fake dick.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

if I was a Jew in Weimar Germany, and I had to choose between nazis who hated me, and trannies who want to cut my son's dick off (More than just the foreskin) I'd have to give the nazis some thought

At least the white supremacists keep everything really clean

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If all we do is "go back", then we'll only end up back here.

At selfcest, incest babies named "Naruto", and journalists talking about how this is all A Good Thing, Actually.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Could you imagine playing a video game owned by a nigger?

>Nigger
>Chink-owned niggerlike fanbase
Match made in hell

Here we have Whatifalthist claiming that "hentai" and Chinese communism are spun of the same lack of soul.

 

[Stormer_1]

If a redditor shoved a comic in my face, I'd toss shit at his head.

You’re a nigger. How's that for being eugenicist?

 

[LurkTrawl]

He got lots of hate mail (which he published) because it smelled like perfume not real pussy.

 

[Shameimaru Aya]

 

[speedweed]

I've been able to clock troons solely from how they say things online without any other indicators or hints. No avatars, no usernames, no selfies, nothing. Just how they speak in text form.