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[KiwiFuzz]

@Catspajamas7 :

"I couldn’t sneed chat and I thought. Null banned me again cause I’m so chad but really I wasn’t logged in"

 

[Captain Chromosome]

You have toenails full of perfectly good cheese.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

reading you loud a clear, fuckposter.

Vaguely disappointed that www.homo.gay isn't a site.

Wait a fucking minute "consent accident" is actually a TERM OF ART?

 

[Meat Target]

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids journalist and shitposter alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets, and make threats in Minecraft."

 

[Positron]

It is the nature of Uranus to pull something in from the outside world

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Shame this dingdong thinks he is a lesbian…those are some grade A cock-sucking lips.

 

[Near]

The battlespace isn't Kiev. It's Twitter, Gab and Parker.

 

[Hitman One]

"For instance, before estrogen? Never even considered drinking piss, now I can't get enough of it!"

 

[Gar For Archer]

My surgeon said, and I quote, "some people just have two buttholes"

 

[NoReturn]

How the fuck is your country even more cucked than the UK? The Emus should eat you faggots.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

better to be based in hell, than to be cringe in heaven

Stop using Tinder and do the real man's way of getting a van and kidnapping potential wives. It may not be the legal or morally correct option, but you don't see this problem in Cuntafuckistan.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I still think about diaper cat, I wish I didn't have to.

I was thinking about making a snide comment here but now I'm genuinely worried the reason he might like urine is because he's not getting the right nutrients in his diet.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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The battlespace isn't Kiev. It's Twitter, Gab and Parker.

>mastodon
Did anyone call this cunt a nigger yet?

 

[ScooterL]

"IRC on phone is a suboptimal experience"

 

[LurkTrawl]

For the life of me, I don't know how anyone listens to it because he brings across the energy the average man brings to a prostate exam.

 

[Blackhole]

Banned from 109 websites. The Internet is so antisemitic.

"Barbie pouch" is genuinely one of the most sexist phrases I have ever heard. Not even the Manosphere says things that contemptuous.

I was planning on posting here, but I forgot how truly horrifying this thread is.

If he tortured cows would he be a moosadist?

thanks im gonna hang myself

 

[Saturnine]

i am racist
:3

 

[Meat Target]

Nigga if Diarrhea and Werewolves are your biggest problem, you need to move outta your hood filled with Draculas and quit mixing vodka with Indian food.

 

[Pee Cola]

look, I'm not saying it's appropriate in a normal environment, but if you get a gig at Ike Turner's Slappin' Bitches And Fries don't be fucking shocked when you get slapped

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Rage is the devil's cocaine.

The only thing I've actually gathered from the past few pages is that Richard Marx is apparently still alive.

Then men may as well just rape if even consensual sex is rape, very progressive.

So he  is a faggot then.

Saying hello to women is sexual harassment.

Looking at women is sexual harassment.

But don't worry about that lads, shoot your shot!