random_text.txt

[LurkTrawl]

He's an NPC—even if he sat and read it, the words would flow right past the 16 kb memory chip he has in his head and leave no impression.

I have a cousin with down syndrome who looks less retarded than her.

 

[Something Awful]

For your consideration:

[2022-11-05 02:19:15 UTC] keffals: I put my life at risk. I became such a target of abuse it made me mentally ill. And the people who I thought would have my back do not give a shit.

[2022-11-05 02:20:19 UTC] keffals: I put my heart and soul and tears and pushed myself to my limits mentally and physically and my reward for that is watching as so-called "progressives" shit all over me

[2022-11-05 02:29:37 UTC] keffals: i'm glad i have this community because i'm so unfairly maligned. everyone wants to hate me. i don't do anything to deserve it.

[2022-11-05 02:23:09 UTC] keffals: I barely eat now. I barely sleep. Trying to even care about anything is a challenge. My friend said hi to me while I was doing laundry and I screamed because my startle response is fucked

[2022-11-05 02:53:46 UTC] keffals: I have zero personality disorders thank you because I told the psychologist to kill themselves when they suggested administering one

[2022-11-05 04:54:10 UTC] keffals: i want my old life back

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

[...]everyone would be buried under an avalanche of NIGGERS[...]

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

Is this your admin?

 

[Blackhole]

fuck you stardust you stupid bitch, having three tits makes me at least 50% better than cis femoids.

Dutch people are suspiciously tall...

Please stop giving ammo to these crazy people. The lizard people part. Not the Jewish people part.

"Taco Bell delivers now? Have you people gotten that lazy in the last six years since I left? You're already eating silicon meat with polystyrene orange cheese that becomes inedible if left on a piece of paper, and now you need it delivered to you?"

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

White people bad, buy my new book.

 

[speedweed]

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

If you ever have to announce that nobody currently in your group has raped a dog (because we totally kicked that dude out already), then I don't think you get to post anybody's L's ever again.

 

[LurkTrawl]

black weebs (bleebs?)

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Imagine the imaginary smell

"Estrogen's for closers!" screams the manager troon at the proletariat troon.

I'm not a faggot, just gay. You won't catch me sucking Putin's dick, and I don't drive a Harley.

At any rate, may the horse be with Tiffany Cross, all three.

You never know when you might need to tap out and scarf down a Hot Pocket

When your parents send you to asexual deprogramming therapists because they never catch you fapping, get back to me about persecution.

If anyone is genuinely disinterested in sex I can introduce them to all sorts of career opportunities.

 

[DrNow]

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Every line reads like a random.txt.

I propose; ‘naptime princess, too sleepy for bed’.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Support group on Monday is gonna be lit.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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Every line reads like a random.txt.

heads up, (hEDS/chronic fatigue + ADHD), which meand randomly very flaky

Genderqueer. Trans. Plural. decorated ace, in sexuality and in dogfights

a GF gf. 30 +/-2. Neurodiverse. Dyslexia means I might completely misread your posts sometimes, apologies in advance.

person with "Hot girl autism"

'non-functional programmer'. 'far left'.

object in mirror is smaller than they appear

 

[Snusmumriken]

This is worse than the Holocaust. At least Anne Frank never had her Myspace account suspended back then.

"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU SAID YOU WERE FOR FREE SPEECH! THIS IS THE DEATH OF COMEDY" screamed Ethan quivering in rage.

"Lol" replied Elon. "LMAO".

OY VEY I'M A DUAL CITIZEN OF ISRAEL AND THE US, HOW DARE THEY SUSPEND MY ACCOUNT I'M GONNA CALL MY LAWYER

Ummm, freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences sweaty....

 

[Local Fed]

I’ve been menstruating for more than 3 decades.

Obviously I'm sure everyone here knows how profitable slinging heroin can be, but did you know that if you do it on a playground you can not only increase your profits, but develop a long term customer base at the same time?

Most poison gases are heavier than air so the manlets will get gassed first.

That Yakub fuck really ruined it for the black man.

My suggestion is, get a bunch of men in drag to harass you. Then you feel motivated to get out of bed every day and make it everybody else's problem. Works for me, at least.

 

[Cats]

If you die on the Farms you die in real life.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Yous Alls Niggas Needs Ta Lighten da fuck up in this hizzle

This is worse than the Holocaust. At least Anne Frank never had her Myspace account suspended back then.

Here I sit, account suspended, tried to sneed but just offended.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Copium seller, I'm going into the comment section and I require your strongest copium.

The astroturf is real springy here. They even threw in some extra square footage to cover sexual assault.

 

[Haffhart]

I was expecting that page to be longer, for some reason.