random_text.txt

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

200 tweets a day.

200. Tweets. A. Day.

 

[DerKryptid]

Is your "sister" a tulpa?

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

I a man not entitled to the sweat of his toes?

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

So far the "map community" has tried it and now the people who want a horse to give them a colonoscopy are giving it a shot as well

 

[Donutcapybara]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Imagine being a tennis ball, the neon green ones, and gang raping women in public. You know what I’m taking about. You do.

 

[Hitman One]

When researching trannies for myself through history

 

[Meat Target]

Thot status: Patrolling

Go. Suffocate. Yourself. With. Dildobat.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I hire escorts because they do things my girlfriend won't. (Namely, discuss Russell Greer at length.)

 

[Meat Target]

"hey girl you look like a whore, wanna join my hookers rights lobbyist organisation?"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

No, you can’t deconstruct my virginity! I spent ages building it, nooooo!!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This isn't autistic faggot illuminati.

Also, we don't do "my personal army" bits here. That's gay.

Everyone who pays money for Griffon Ramsey's likely very depressing tits needs that fact tattooed on their foreheads. And yes, I do mean everyone, all three of them.

"I just can't enjoy The Empire Strikes Back knowing that Disney's stock price is down this month"?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

If I threw a baby at you and it didn't explode, that doesn't make it your baby.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Good old B J Dunkelfuck strikes again.

You've destroyed more pussy than cervical cancer but you've never ripped open a pair of tights?

I don't think I've ever slept with a woman who wore tights. They're kind of a granny thing in my country, or at least my area.

"hurr durr it's supposed to be shit you just don't get it."

I don't mind him talking about his ass, I just don't want to see him twerk.

 

[Blackhole]

How do they even check your sexual orientation when you apply for gay scholarships? Do they inspect people's buttholes for traces of cum?

Two weeks to flatten the curve island

is there any form of life more insufferable, more sanctimonious and self-important, than the woke white woman?

God didn't make men and women equal, Colonel's Smith & Wesson and Sam Colt did.

How rude. We've only just met.

Could be many things besides a grift. Like "Holy fuck what do you mean you'll kill my family" or "We deleted these tweets for 'your' protection".

happy 10 million posts. very fun ride

 

[Aunt Carol]

The role of a welfare state is to help people who can't eat, not to help fat men buy Transformers toys.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I WILL NOT DRINK THE CORN SYRUP

I HATE THE ANTI CHRIST
I HATE THE ANTI CHRIST

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Dear lord how the fuck does anybody sit through this shit?

I watched it 4 times. The sheer absurdity of watching a gay nigger have a pretend conversation with a camera about being sexually attracted to characters from children's media for internet points is absolutely astonishing.

Social media shouldn't be used as a therapy session

"I want to a** r*pe you, and use your t**rs as l*be. What? I didn't fully write any of the yucky poopy nono words!"

What's the game, Kevin?

That damn video autoplayed before I knew what was happening

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Great, now we're being invaded by hordes of mud eating subhuman retards.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

I'm gay and retarded and my dick is small