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[KiwiFuzz]

Like, the banality of horniness.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

chat client, search bar, brains. profit.

 

[Flim Flam]

Jokes aside I can't fathom why any self-respecting man would buy something like that - specially when you look like something that came out of Humpy Dumpty fucking a box of Grits.

@GrinningCat This is such a beautifully accurate description of The Ralphamale that it brought tears (of laughter) to my eyes.

 

[DerKryptid]

Because Null threw a temper tantrum over some shit a while back

This should be the motto of kiwifarms

 

[Penis Drager]

there were indeed fairly solid rumors of bizarre behavior but this was mostly related to

1. His small penis; this is hard to deny and it is what it is.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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"-AND THE FEMBOY IN SOCKS IS SOLD FOR ONE-MILLION DOLLARS"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Lingering trauma from legends of the hidden temple

 

[GaryGrey]

When you can dox someone just because of their floors and windows, nobody is safe.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Fuck you. Ass is ass. Let a man have his fantasies.

The Lowtax thread is getting surprisingly thirsty after the Kyanka tranny hooker revelation — worth a watch for all-round lolcow behavior.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Yes far right facisism is full of examples of homosexuality and sexual degeneracy....hitlers own niece use to piss and shit in his face and she eventually killed herself...tho ill admit scatplay is a traditional german concept going back many years



Why did the conversation drift this direction?

 

[DerKryptid]

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How does this man keep being vindicated?

 

[IKOL]

"Not letting me jerk off to the thought of naked children is literally 1984." -Jacob S. Blaustein, 10/4/2021

 

[CatParty]

It's like a multilayered cake but with autism

 

[KiwiFuzz]

He's white so he gets TWO knees.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

 

[Humbert Humbert]

"And now, for my next trick, I the Great Troonini, will make my balls disappear!"

 

[Meat Target]

No matter who wins the war, Kiwifarms has already won. I eagerly await the chimpouts.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Probably should be in randomtext

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[Meat Target]

surely this is yet another sign of god’s displeasure with us for turning the frogs gay.

 

[Blackhole]

They're shouting "Death to Canada!" but they seem pretty friendly!