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[KiwiFuzz]

None of what was quoted here is normal.

Weaponising autism should be considered a war crime under the Geneva Conventions.

 

[The Un-Clit]

@AnOminous said:

people here can go all Siamese fighting fish at the drop of a hat

Quoted for truth rather then funnay, because it's the truest thing said here all month.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

He's Mr. Clean's AIDS-ridden evil twin, Mr. Contamination.

Matt did a cam show, where he cried for 15 minutes about how Zeb gave him some diseases from rimming him, and more sobbing about his fanbase. After crying and bitching he whacked off for his fans.

Man, being gay porn I had hoped it would be something fabulous like some gay-pornos getting coked up and murdering the owner of a studio so they can steal his number one underage star twink.

Overdosing on Heroin isn't the show?

Too many fat lolcows on this thread. My eyes are fucked

I saw one of those "Shit Porn Stars Say" vids where she talked about wanting to bang her mom. Besides that she seems nice though.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Just legalise it everywhere for Christ's sake and let's stop this madness.

Reefer madness was 100% right

Weed thread in A&N. Feels like I’m back in 2010 reading about whether it should be legalized or not. Quite fun and several copypasta-tier textwalls.

 

[DerKryptid]

Hi Mr. Ween Kebab, please put on your favorite vest, jump into the nearest dumpster and slam the boom button.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Those at it again…

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I mean there’s faking orgasm and then there’s faking you like fucking old, fat dudes who put you in a half-nelson

I learn the most fascinating things about foreign cultures from Kiwi Farms.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If they had removed the organs and filled the sleeping bag with salt and baking soda, it probably would have been a fairly decent mummification.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Willie Brown has a lot to answer for

The parents should sue and use the money to buy a new kid.

Good lord the demand for racism VASTLY exceeds the supply

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Disney won't ever release a women in prison movie.

Who even needs roofies when you can get some dumb whore to do ass to mouth with some feminist rhetoric?

Who wouldn't watch a heroin addict with bolt on tits and a dick?

Broke: Incest
Woke: Monstergirl Femdom

Back in the old days in my old hometown there used to be this video rental store right next to a parking lot by the railway tracks. About half the store inventory was regular videos and the other half was x-rated stuff. They used to sell old discontinued VHS tapes without covers at ultra-cheap prices. One of my friends found and bought a tape that was labelled HORSEFUCK. Shit was all in German and it wasn't even a real horse, it was all Special FX.

 

[Meat Target]

His head looks like it's molded entirely out of spam.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

I'm glad he's a heroin addict. It will keep his dick limp and out of kids, and he'll probably die choking on his own vomit or with a spike in his arm.

Ah so he's mixed with the swarthiest of all races. Americans.

I'm sure that's the end result of nonstop cum tributes to images of child actresses.

 

[Law]

happy gonorrheaween!!!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"We Need To Talk About How The Unabomber Was Right, And Why That's A Problem."

 

[Hitman One]

Whether this is a result of death by fat, suicide or execution by Earl and his bigot chud death squad while he squeals like the pig he is is yet to be seen.

 

[Meat Target]

"Have you ever heard of GamerGate?"
"Oh, fuck, @AnOminous..."
"You're about to enter a world of pain, son!"

 

[Woyzeck]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/faith-vickers-zoomer-girl-fai-fai.81194/post-10234413

"You will do anything to protect that child from harm, even posting to KF"

 

[MediocreMilt]

the rights of queer astronomers

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I would have Bunnies, Koalas and BobbieCats with naked tails.

 

[A Grey Cat]

People with non-fast food tier jobs would keep that shit on the down low because normies find it icky.