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[Jack Awful]

On the process of writing that i realized how fucking damaged i am.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I would stand there flushing tampons until the school flooded.

 

[CatParty]

lobot was genderqueer and neuro divergent, his headset was actually there to stop his otherwise near constant masturbation

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I could see things like dungeon masters getting capped over bad dice rolls during D&D games in the back of crack houses.

You can take the thug out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the thug.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Who needs burrito places when you can pop over to your friendly neighbourhood transwomyn owned collective for burrito night?

ILL LIVE INNA WOODS WITH MY FIFTEEN BUTTBUDDIES AND GUNS AND YOU SHALL SEE.

 

[Hitman One]

Don't forget rape!

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Oh yeah stephanie lets see you make gravy lets see you make gravy chef gordon ramsey!!!

This was a quote from a King Cobra rant

 

[Wintersun]

after reading the Wikipedia page on uwu, the most common place people go is United States war crimes

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

You monster!! YOU KILLED BETTY!!

more men die of workplace accidents than women
so in the issue of fairness, we're going to hold a lottery to kill random women

 

[KiwiFuzz]

personal tunnel vision

 

[Autistic Joe]

View attachment 2841945
Again?
>googbye

"This is my googbye"

 

[Virtual Boring]

“I drink Bud Lights! I don’t smoke crack!”

 

[Blackhole]

I had anal sex with Melinda Leigh Scott in front of her husband who jerked off to being cuckolded. This statement is HONEST CONTENT.

"You might wanna consider your actions and your speech"
I have, you're a stupid bitch and I'm in the right. #owned

"you don't lose, you just don't win"
t. the dumbest person, possibly ever

"What do PC gamers actually want"

FOR YOU TO SHOW ME THE FUCKING GAMES

I hate everyone; why treat women any differently?

I love Australians so god damn much

"Have we mentioned lately that you can actually eat bugs?! WERE YOU LISTENING? I DON'T THINK YOU LISTENED BECUASE YOU STILL AREN'T EATING BUGS!"

 

[lolnah]

 

[Wintersun]

A girl dumped you one time you so now you're blaming the holocaust on thots?

 

[Autistic Joe]

"High" [functioning] relative to what? You're a depressed faggot that's never even touched a chick.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

I was raised to believe I am not retarded. And while my mom may have been wrong about a lot of things, I am sure she has to be right on this one at least.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Terrible idea. Calling them marital aids makes me feel bad about shoving a foot long bad dragon up my ass because I am not married. Stick to sex toys pls

 

[Opticana]

Dilation 3x/day isn’t always fun, but I’m reconnecting with Jewish liturgy about G-d’s creation of the human body (asher yatsar) and soul (elokai neshama), which I sing while dilating. It turns the painful dilation into an act of divine partnership and spiritual affirmation.

 

[SCSI]

Makes me wonder what an inverted duck cloaca would look like if ducks could troon out.