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[Computer Guardian]

in his wishful thinking Ethan heard the nigger ask “Want to get plowed from the back?” and couldn’t say yes fast enough.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I made most of my life decisions in a gym locker room.

I stand by them.

 

[Merchmongler]

bro I can't believe Ralph was saved by an NFT

 

[Accidental Racism]

The first one was better because her head was chopped off.

 

[Meat Target]

This sounds pretty evil to me, but this person works as a journalist, so it makes sense why harming children is a "grey" area for them.

 

[IKOL]

 

[Blackhole]

This is my gosh darn webzone and I will bump this frickin thread every time I encounter a new pictograph of this spooky, scary skelemtin -- ok? ok ok.

keep sperging speds. i own you all.

This is shartenfreude in its purest form. I love it

 

[BirdBeeper]

"Believe me, GORL!! I would never put my hands on you in that way ok GORL!!! Your the one getting all wet for me GORL!!! So, GORL!!! get a life, and pick on someone else who's weak ok, GORL!!!! You understand GORL!!! YOU ARE A JOKE GORL!!! GORL, GORL. GORL, GORL!!!! It's Girl, not GORL!!! EAT FRENCH FRIES MUCH GORL!!!!"

"IT CALLED A SEX DOLL!! Safer for you and your health.!"

Can I buy your underwear? But only if you farted on it

People who shit themselves for a living really shouldn't bring politics into the mix.

Peetz found hiding and trembling in his wank cave.

Some gems from the FB thread I wanted to make sure made their way onto here

 

[UncleTusky]

I started following some dogfuckers on Twitter, and so it comes with the insinuation that I'm a dogfucker too.

Let me put it like this: If I was a dogfucker then the last thing I'd want is people either knowing or suspecting that at all. I'm secure in knowing I'm not, and clicking a fucking heart on a social media post doesn't change that

From a former DarkSydePhil mod in the shitting street thread.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I think God created us and saw we would end up doing shit like this and decided to abandon us like a retarded baby in a dumpster.

 

[Meat Target]

First the trannies, now the Jews. Will Just Kidding Rowling's reign of terror ever end?

Eeyore's Epstein Island Misadventures"

 

[NoReturn]

He can't just blindly sit on chairs, they may have dildos attached to the seats. Dastardly trannies

 

[BirdBeeper]

"Everybody scratches their ass then sniffs their fingers."

I'm reaching the point to where I'm both bored but also wondering if this will one day be on a Discovery ID crime show wherein the gimmick is extremely obese women kill their skinny boyfriends.

It's ok if you like women who openly shit themselves, eat their snot, don't brush their teeth.

 

[SCSI]

Vaccine enters the body via blood, which all goes through which organ?

The phallus?

 

[Tard Police]

Who gives a shit what some prostitute turned even bigger prostitute says?

>A literal whore with e-celeb status calling others ugly
nigger

I'm ugly but I'm not a thief or a prostitute.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I seriously worry about those alpacas.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Instead we have friggin Artax here purposely submitting itself to the Swamp of Sadness rather than be used as Labelle's prop.

 

[IKOL]

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

10 out of 10.

 

[Blackhole]

10 out of 10.

that's a copypasta retard.

That would be completely retarded. Which means he's probably going to do it.

 

[IKOL]

that's a copypasta retard.

... And?