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[Blackhole]

... And?

and ur a faggot

 

[IKOL]

and ur a faggot

Please write this as my quote of choise on my grave that be adressed toward people keep living after me, thanks.

 

[Meat Target]

I am a free American, and I will jack off when I choose to, not when The Man™ tells me to.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

bit creamy too, tasty, maybe a bit of tangerine but tastes more like apples

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Technically it's not child pornography if the baby's penis isn't hard.

 

[Meat Target]

"Cut off my dick, or the rest of my body gets it!"

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

He went from Twitter tranny to Kiwi janny all thanks to one post! How inspirational

To be fair, The last time he listened to someone called Kevin he ended up cutting his dick off.

 

[SCSI]

Fire just makes furry cum stickier, sweetie....

Yeah yeah those pesky Chinese are mining asteroids and are going to invade us with their advanced flying saucers any moment now, but here is how space dilators are a good thing.

 

[Mr Bunny]

You laugh now. But Furry Astrology will replace the Catholic Church.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I hope we get more, but at the same time I hope that we don't.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Remember when Goatse was the most horrifying image on the internet? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Kiwi Farms : Autistic Faggots you can Trust.

 

[Meat Target]

buffalo headdress guy walks up to the white house

WOLOLOLO

our democracy (tm) has fallen

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I always stick up for myself. Like when I kicked that eighth grader in the crotch.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Do you think rooms lined with in-box Funko Pops have a good R-value?

They certainly have good R-tard value

 

[PhoBingas]

I hope Barb gets taken in by Aunt Harriet and tries to fuck Tom again.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I now have the horrible image of lola bunny getting gang raped by Alex Delarge and his friends in my head.

 

[Ebony Way]

Mild powerlevel, but I’m willing to bet my uncle buying hookers led to both my cousins becoming rapists.

Just so I'm clear, we've just spent 12 hours and ~250 posts ranging from "What is that green shit on her knee" to "That's a fake Rolex" to "Look at these posts her dad made a decade ago" to "Look at this fucking pixel on her fake ID" about some insignificant wannabe BritThot and the Farm's conclusion is, that she's too autistic to be allowed on the internet.

I came here to laugh to a fat troon. I didn't come to get here a existential crisis.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

@GargoyleGorl how dare you post something so intriguing and not source

Him trying to sell her her own burger is so weird that the story would make more sense if the author made it up and forgot that she's not actually both characters at the same time.

it was me
i am responsible for slavery

I assume the picture is of her, she doesn't look fat.

The first mars mission is gonna explore this, and when they get back one of the astronauts is gonna reveal that they were replaced by The Thing as they gnaw on some dudes face and grows legs from their head.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

@GargoyleGorl how dare you post something so intriguing and not source

Sowwy.

It's from an old one of Chantal's epic meltdowns where she was "defending" herself against charges of racism. The same one where she said this:

I'll run you over with my 5XL walker so fast, you won't know what hit you. I exercise when I have to, bitch.

(I was looking for one of her videos for unrelated reasons and was reminded of this. Thought it was worth posting.)

Original deleted, archived copy here.