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[The Ultimate Ramotith]

'Private you have to move!'
'But my 4x dilating schedule is coming up sir!'

 

[Useful_Mistake]

If he doesn't get his shit together on this IMMEDIATELY
I am gonna throw some tendies on the floor.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Zelenskyy, you are arming cringe! You are going to lose country!

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I have wondered for many years why are Jewish people so heavy into scat? And how the hell did Germans get painted with this stereotype? I've recently come to the conclusion that this is a part of the propaganda that makes up Holocaustianity.

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[Return of the Freaker]

TRANSLATION: Free boipussy for the Chechens.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Seriously the idea that the Russian elite aren’t fucking kids because they are power tripping retards is just…magic.

 

[Blackhole]

Titus 1:16 maybe? "They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate."

But that chapter is explicitly about why the Jews are untrustworthy.

When I am made king by divine right I will hunt down every grocery line holding up nigger and execute them personally.

EA has killed the sports video game industry and raped the corpse.

"I love sound fidelity" says the audiophile as he buys more vinyl records, the recording medium with the dirtiest sound quality known to man.

HE CAN'T EVEN READ THE FUCKING ALPHABET HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE YOU CAN LEARN THAT IN A WEEK

Imagine how much easier their lives would be if they both just admitted they're two gay niggers who love the cock.

these niggas really have an Elizabeth Warren cigar store indian.

Get fucked by a sharp cactus all the way to hell you child sniffing piece of shit.

This isn't even fucking funny anymore. This is quite literally the most cringe fucking moment in our nation's history. Without a fucking doubt. This nigger needs to just fucking drop already and give up.

 

[Meat Target]

As an African, I support my Sino brethren benefiting from Slavic-Angleo stupidity.

If I had to live in NYC I would jump in front of a train too.

 

[The Crow]

But you have to understand women do not have a penis

 

[Tard Police]

Humans are on top of the food chain because we ask "why not?" instead of "why?"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Not to be a way, but horse dildos are like level 2 internet stuff.

 

[Law]

You phoneposting queers are hotlinking fucking 4chan shit over to the forum.

 

[Blackhole]

I got called a pro-Putin Nazi for suggesting that people need to wait for a week or so before coming to any conclusions.

I mean I do love Putin and I am a Nazi but that is entirely beside the point.

Oh yeah? Well I'm declaring YOURMOM CON 1 in this thread because the National Fatness Agency has found your mom's fatness is reaching critical levels! You know, because she's FAT!

Every hour is shitposting hour in this thread. And I love it.

It's funny how every happenings thread, regardless of topic, eventually works its way back to Waco, Ruby Ridge, and the fact that the ATF should be abolished.

BORN TO DIE
UKRAINE IS A FUCK
KILL EM ALL 2022
I am a shitpost man
410757864530 DEAD RUSSIANS

Whoever inserted "sacred democracy" into the NPC programming should be beaten about the head with a wrench.

We're here for you. Buckle the fuck up. Don't drink the flavorade. Mind your words on social media. Take a deep breath, get your favorite ice cream, close your eyes and enjoy. The world is in turmoil, your inner world doesn't need to follow.

I can’t believe Stephen King is posting his loli cache to own us.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: gas the weebs.

In other news, Vladimir Putin's Neopets Premium subscription has been canceled in a stunning display of support for the Ukraine from the virtual pet website.

I have no horrifying rate but I must scream

Only on KF would a user named Sarcastic Niggerman argue with a user named Niggaplease over the use of nuclear weapons against Russia. This is why I'm on this site.

I heard the ruskis will kill the pig - and eat ONLY the brain. Everything else is sent to Washington to be a politician. This is the cause of 98% of global warming btw.

John promised me sheep monsters covered in eyes. Where are my sheep monsters, John?

I'll mail you a dragon dildo, so that you can release some of that tension you're sublimating into venomous sarcasm, sweaty.

People always try to say politics has destroyed the farms, but in reality, it's destroyed the world.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You know what? Fuck this shit. We have Michelle Pfeiffer.

while you can theoretically live on just a steady diet of grain, alcohol and armoured diesel engines, people really want more

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

i like to collect photos of botched plastic surgeries and odd-looking people

My biggest problem with Funko Pops is how fucking shit they look.

 

[Hitman One]

He then fantasized about the various sex toys his ashes could be made into, and their usage.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Who's bussy is ready?

Yesss come get this balloon knot

 

[Return of the Freaker]

You don't have to wait for a nuclear catastrophe to get a girlfriend.

 

[Meat Target]

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"OK yes 90% of eastern europe has been rendered unihabitable and the super mutants are flooding the continet, but let me explain to you why that's a clear BUY signal..."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

haha man we do a lil' war crimes baby

this is a war crime right?

This seems like it'd be a war crime