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[Pat's Pointer Finger]

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Lolcows do not exist, stalker. That's just the invented label you apply to innocent people to self-justify your criminal harassment and clinical obsession.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Incidentally, translation of his first shitty LARP post in this thread for the Englishkiwis

The asylum is a perfectly normal thing and being dragged to the criminal loony bin by a SWAT unit could happen to anyone.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I do not know what is more disturbing...the obviously botched frankentwat or the people who would hypothetically be getting off on this.

Why is the .... why is the arsehole like seven inches in length?
Why does every picture have a different peice of mystery flesh protruding form the vagene?
But mostly- why the the arseole look like... the side of the sofa

 

[KiwiFuzz]

He was a giant, white tight end with glorious, long golden locks, much like a Viking, which was the style at the time for some of this giant white men.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Nothing says "I iz a man" better than standing 5'1", 105lbs with a 10" pecker, which may or may not be colored to match the race you happen to be.

Horse piss rots the brain as well as the body.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Gorillas are peaceful, relatively intelligent animals who have strong family bonds. Please don't slander them by comparing them to black people. They have done nothing to deserve this.

This is like a reverse Buffalo Bill— woman sews herself a furry mansuit two sizes too small.

Being an intellectual is about buying the right blazer to pose with holding a book.

 

[Meat Target]

Will you tell the truth now, about how much milk this fat cow has in his udders?
KF: "Oh, yes! Yes!"

Why was Corey even born with a nose? He cannot use it to breathe.

you're probably older than 18 so that's too old for him anyway

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I like role-playing as the opposite sex sometimes, must mean I'm a trans man.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

As Poglavnik, I Officially Endorse The Minions.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

At least with the 70s/80s goths you had futile existentialism to go along the mascara and terrible hairdos.

Nothing says "I'm here for the job interview" quite like grandma's sweater and combat boots.

It is the book during the course of which Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts and Upstate New York secede from the union forming a new nation (in which blacks are literally forced upon threat of death to behave by an organization called the Coalition of Responsible Negroes (CORN) ), the Confederacy is reestablished but with better race relations, “World War 3“ which according to Lind has been informally being fought between Christendom and Islam for decades comes to America in the form of a Black Muslim uprising in Boston, supported by a joint Sunni/Shia military coalition that sees Whites, hispanics and asians crucified if they do not convert to Islam and blacks sold into slavery if they do not do the same as well as the mass slaughter of liberal acedemics with swords while a Choir of Monks sing in Latin. There is also a great deal of spergery about Germans, Biological Warfare and modern Ideological trends

Source: I literally read all 282 pages of the book upon seeing it brought up in this thread (having previously heard of it).
Link to the full PDF of the book

Victoria.pdf

VICTORIA On April 30, 1995, William S. Lind, an American monarchist and Christian columnist published “Militant Musings: From Nightmare 1995 to My Utopian 2050”. The op-ed published in The Washington Post described a future breakup of the United States. Mr. Lind’s article has since been turned...

www.docdroid.net

This is begging for an Empress Theresa crossover fic.

 

[Meat Target]

As based as an emotionally unstable retard handling a firearm can be, I suppose.

 

[Virtual Boring]

“No, Speedy was the meth head.”

 

[Solid Snek]

I think you were sheltered. Children should NEVER be sexualized, but as for having ZERO urges?

Dude, by age 2 I was kissing girls.
By age 3 I was staring at big tits and telling my mom I liked a woman because she had big tits.
By age 5 I was eyeballing the hottest babysitters.
By age 8 I was wanting my hot babysitter to molest me with her big ass titties. (She would never have done it...much to my pervy disappointment.)
By age 11 I was hugging my hot teacher way too long.

Dude. I have never been molested, but as a kid I had this overwhelming urge to play with titties probably from the time I was born.

You must be a fag if you had ZERO interest in women as a young lad.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Did you get it all out yet, or do you still want us to console you?

Very funny that you came to the thread that makes fun of people who hate children and started openly hating a literal child

I cannot believe you actually gave a Game Boy to a 3 year old and just expected them to know how it works.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Redditors don’t really think things, they just repeat them.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

no offense, but her dad sounds like a retard and so do you.

 

[Meat Target]

Ralphamale tradition going all the way back to Henry VIII

 

[Big Nasty]

I miss when he created a profile with a name like Hitlermobile or something, pretended to be a cop and tried to threaten us.

that confirms my belief that the government is ran by a cabal of Gor cultist vampire werewolf bikers who live on welfare in the UK

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Just wait. This isn't even his final regulation! Tune in next week on Biden Ball Z.

 

[CobraPlissken]

He puts together these outfits like his greatest fear is someone thinking he’s not a faggot

Her shower article puts the flab in flabergasting

Go get some invisalign right now nigga yo tongue looks like it’s in jail