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[Meat Target]

Murder laws are just another way to discriminate against psychopaths and they have no place in our country today.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

@Meat Target you're the second person to quote that, lol.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

We're not eating him because he's rich, we're eating him because he's a rich asshole. We eat assholes.

Kinda gay but you do you

Don't eat asses, only kick asses.

 

[Sprate Header]

He has no limits and eats pizza on a diet, absolutely savage.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

giant statues of Donald Trumps massive penis

 

[Blackhole]

"Sorry buddy. We were doing a bit where Vito was going to fart on my dick and he accidently sat on it and now I need gender reassignment surgery."

BASEBALL DOESN'T DESERVE SUPPORT!

jconnor187 - GOD, I fucking love her pink sock!!

I am shocked that a man who is obsessed with anime and watches chinese men with anime avatars and voice changers pretend to be little girls turned out to be a pornsick sexual deviant. Who could have seen this coming?

Not the first Joshua Connor caught masturbating to little anime boys getting fucked, and certainly not the last either.

Lost my pussy in the Oklahoma City bombing

 

[Open Window Maniac]

White Sharia yesterday
White Sharia today
White Sharia forever

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"If there was a single intelligent thought in your head, it would have died from loneliness."

Is there a parent version of "battered woman syndrome?"

If that California Post Birth Abortion Law passes his Parents might have a viable option.

It's like everyone's gone full-retard today.

I will fucking kill you

It's almost like he's determined to become the creepy uncle the rest of the family has to protect their kids from.

There is an excess of groomers in children-focused fields for exactly the same reason you find an abundance of necrophiliacs in the funeral and medical industries.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

A real man doesn't need a synonym for his genitals to fight for him. He engages in penile pugilism himself.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The worst thing about kicking a guinea's ass is that 10 minutes later you want to do it again.

grandpa always barked at dogs, he was pretty strange in his older years and was pretty good at barking.

 

[Pee Cola]

It's truly accomplishment to be such a faggot that you even get demodded from an web forum that has CSS that resembles Tommy Tooters toilet bowl.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Autism has no fixed expiry date.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

What’s acceptable to put in your front yard then? I will say putting anything on your car besides an EZ-pass transponder makes you very gay that’s for sure.

giant statues of Donald Trumps massive penis

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You can look at the peak all day, I'm wondering what kind of weird ass wizard lost his at 43.

Chris Chan's home DIY SRS prosedure with kitchen knife delivered much better and aesthetic result, without any complications.

I've always found the idea of disappearing and restarting my life interesting but that's always been my biggest turn off. What if nobody cares and you're just lonely?

Did Dr Hardy work at Discount Tire back in his student days? Because that's some impressive PSI on his boob jobs.

$5 for some bing bing wahoo? Zamn.

I'm feeling a seizure coming just looking at this.

I'm a straight man and washing my arse doesn't make me feel gay.

Which is surprising really as I use one of those 18 inch high plastic fists to do it with.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Antisemitism is rising because most problems in society can be traced back to Jews.

 

[Meat Target]

Filing this one under "posts I can actually smell". Please no more.

bruh why does that walmart bag lady get to decide who says what on the internet

"Don't make me angry, child. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" (proceeds to turn into an even bigger flaming homosexual).

 

[SCSI]

One time I was refilling the bird feeder and I was really hungry so I just started munching on dried mealworms on the porch at like midnight like some kind of feral tarsier/bird/raptor cryptid thing.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

weaponize the mailman

 

[Pee Cola]

I am sure @StinkySnack would love to discuss Russ as a potential rapist and/or murderer for 59 years but it might get old at year 30 is all I am saying

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I'd agree with you, but then again dudes are like "yeah I helped out my bro by sucking his dick, but it wasn't gay because I didn't touch his balls AND IT WAS A ONE-TIME THING AND I WAS JUST HELPING HIM OUT BECAUSE HIS GF LEFT, so it was totally not gay"