random_text.txt

[Haunted Gambler]

Can't wait for the part where they run out of zombie testicles and the troons inevitably murder each other for their horse piss pills.

 

[moocow]

Simple. Direct. But still a very important and often-relevant question not enough people are forced to answer.

Why are you so stupid?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

We’re racist pedophiles, or so I’ve been told, so that makes it illegal. We’re also very mean.

 

[Clotso Coof]

1) cannot follow basic rules of society such as not getting into violent or near-violent situations in otherwise peaceful places such as Gamestop or Hawaii.

 

[Pee Cola]

Imagine if incels put the same amount of effort into getting a girlfriend that they do writing all their autistic excuses

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The real question we need to ask is if there is a correlation between transgenderism and/or tranny-chasing and beliefs in the irrelevance of the forward assist.

If you get raped by a 4 year old in this situation you deserve it.

"Feeling helpful, accomplishing nothing."

Walking around in their mothers' underwear. Pissing themselves. Oogling the neighbor's kids. Taking too much or too litlle of their meds. Redditing. Eating their own shit like a dog.

Takes me back to a simpler time, a better time before cat-ladies and trannies ruined everything

 

[Blackhole]

"Then Jesus said unto them, "If you have a child out of wedlock, God desires you hide your income in the bank accounts of your current baby momma to avoid paying child support. You must not marry the second woman either"" - Ralph 4:15.

Then Jesus said “actually, if I had to guess it was probably you that sent me to earth to die for the sins of man.”

Nick Fuentes is a CIA gangster plant meant to delegitimize the modern alternative right via homosexuality, foolishness, and embezzlement, bribed by his Jewish masters to continue the charade.

RETARDS RISE UP

I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY GUNT

OFF
THE
I N T E R N E T

If lolcows were capable of "uprising" they'd have uprised out of their chairs already, instead of where they are, on their knees, sucking my dick.

 

[umami's milk]

No one wanted to buy bags full of ballsacks from unshowered transsexuals.

From Manhunt by Gretchen Felker-Martin.

 

[Solid Snek]

If that isn't visible:

I have a few theories on DuckTales
But most of it is gross.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If he typed that all with his dick, I'd say that's some serious skill.

 

[Table Country]

A. Fucking. Corn. Joke.

And this one which I would've quoted earlier if I wasn't retarded back when I first saw it.

“Remember he’s a kid?” Spencer is heard telling Anglin, sounding like a man eager to teach his latest conquest something about the child-like nature of the Jew.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

He wore the wrapping and totem of Chris-Chan that fateful day and the demon's or voodoo decided he was a fitting vessel.

 

[Blackhole]

Holy moly. I’m away from KF for 24 hours, turn on the computer, and a shitload of corn just comes tumbling out of the monitor like a granary.

 

[SCSI]

The 2020s just keep getting gayer. God bless autism.

The quadruple titty reveal foreshadowed the amount of milk that was to come.

So I have an ultimatum: Josh Moon and the Kiwi Farms got a herd of nigger cattle. WOOOO WE GOTT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE WE GOT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE. They got a big herd of nigger cattle yippie ki yay we're nigger cattle herders we got a herd of nigger cattle, they are the most docile fucking nigger cattle we got 'em so docile we got this awesome big fucking herd of nigger cattle and they shit and they sit there and they watch TV and they shit ITS THE BEST FUCKING HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE. We took away all their guns now they just shit and we watch them and were rich. We are so fucking rich. We have so much fucking money. We got this herd of nigger cattle WOOOOO. We're milking the fucking nigger cattle it's the best thing ever. So that's what the Kiwi Farms got and I got a hollerin' hog. So here is my ultimatum: you can live in hell with my nigger cattle OR you can put me in charge of the hollerin' hog talk show, the third talk show. OK? Have fun with your nigger cause I sure as hell ain't gonna fucking suck your jew nigger cock. Fuck yourself you think i'm gonna fucking enjoy nigger cattle after I had a fucking holelrin' hog are you fucking crazy? I got a fucking holelrin' hog of course I'm not gonna fuck, fuck with nigger cattle fuck yourself. You fucking think i... enjoy your FUCKING NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE GO GO GO GO YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE. You got a fucking herd of nigger WOOOO we got 'em so docile they just shit all day aint that so great?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Trains move in straight lines the same way everytime they go down the tracks, releasing endorphins in a typical autist's body.

Cars can go in too many different directions to predict. They are not orderly, so this upsets an autist.

I manage to keep my spaghetti firmly in my pockets and my urge to scream the N word at least 90% under control in public, thank you very much

It is usually considered rude at best and criminal at worst to eat your spouse, except in certain very specific contexts.

and since @Marshal Mannerheim is apparently off flogging himself and screaming "Mea culpa, mea culpa!" over and over

Burger King was right to apologize, the Spanish are one missed siesta from reintroducing Christianity to the heretic Moors.

 

[Glowie]

LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

I wear glasses, so I've literally paid to read this page.
I regret that.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Unless you're a total shut-in it's ridiculously easy to get allllll the free cats you want.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

>autistic liberation

What

Unironically what? What do autistic people need to be liberated from? Are the jerkops finally coming for sonifloyd or something?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

tbh a huge part of why I was unhappy at my last job was they only bought the cheap industrial tp that you need at least double the amount to clean your starfish