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So I've seen some quotes and decided that fuck it I'll put the phrase from that Spanish Harry potter x Snape pron fanfic written by an homophobic woman. Although the writing mistakes are probably corrected " and Harry put his hand inside of Snape's pants looking for Harry's penis" I'm not jk this is the actual translation to English
 
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I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.
“Are you friends with Josh?”
“Fuck no.”
 
Introducing Dana Marie Cain, long and short of it is that she's an alcoholic schizo whose apparently the reincarnated form of probably close to a dozen mythological goddesses by now.


I've been documenting her videos for a while, so here's a very small collection of her pearls of wisdom.
"I was being nuked inside my apartment."
"Seen enough dick in my life but I haven't seen as much money. I've seen a lot of dick, oh my God."
"Oh you got in bed with me joel and you laid with me for a mere seconds hoping that I would ravish you."
"Any man is lucky, to have me on his team, because of who I know and superstition, well super-stition, let's just say superstition."
"Once you get to know Inanna, then its a little easier to understand me and why I am the way that I am."
"I'm not some crazy schizophrenic having a breakdown, cause that's the gaslighting, that's the psyop."
"I think the Secret Service is hot and all I'm gonna do is flirt with you."
"My coffee-cup says that magic is in you."
"I'm lucky I have the Scorpio, I have a ton of Scorpio placements and Scorpios are known for being passionately loyal and also kind of vindictive and vengeful."
"My drinking is immaterial."
"But guess what? I'm not Manly Hall, guys... I am the bride of Christ"
"I lower men's testosterone levels..."
"I DON'T FUCKIN FEAR, the FBI, the CIA and I don't fear the NSA, cause... FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
"Jesus said: You can blaspheme the son of man, you can talk shit about him but if you blaspheme the Holy Spirit, well dude, you can't come back from that."
"Now, I'm not transgender and I'm not gay and I don't have any of those, issues..."
"I get it, the Sicilians want to check me out, well, you guys are welcome. I wanna meet you..."
"Your mothers should be sorry they didn't swallow!"
"He says my pussy, is like the gates of Heaven."
"Based on, my, recent, research an- and interest in this particular subject, because I am marrying a Sicilian..."
"Even now, imagine having 17 government agencies, all with godlike powers to spy on you, as given, at a drop of a hat."
"My mother had, a similar ability, to... turn gay men straight, at least for her."
"I dare you, I double dog fuckin' dare you to sit down and read the lost book of Enki..."
"Nobody believes a crazy person, do they?"
"All they've gotta do is declare you mentally incompetent and no one will believe you..."
"You learn how to negotiate relationships if you've been in one long enough, or had enough of them, which..." *SNORT* "Michael certainly has..."
"I wish it were just garden variety sexual harassment..."
"Their mother had to take a bus to crazytown..."
"FBI? Fat Bastards Inc.?"
"Sex is great, oh mah god... Last night... fuckin' Michael plowed me like a field..."
"No, I'm not gonna go on a killing spree, it's not gonna be necessary..."
"He loves that crazy Irish pussy..."
"An autistic, transgender woman, who... is, famous, for, a series of comics, known as Sonic-, Sonic-chu, or something... Not my bag..."
"You know, I went to the CIA about KiwiFarms a while ago, as a matter of fact, I started making videos calling out the CIA..."
"What's interesting is, you'll never guess what I do for a living now... I sell furniture. Isn't that funny? I sell furniture!"
"KiwiFarms was a weapon deployed... when, other means, to, discredit me, failed..."
"I have joined, a narcissist, recovery group... on, Facebook..."
"He broke his back, he doesn't have the energy, to cheat..."
"Biden is a Scorpio... HA! This is bout' to get fucking interesting..."
"Trust me, I got sex-appeal out the fucking ass..."
"I dunno, you don't have to be in the mafia to know, understand the significance, of a black, fucking, spoon..."

She also likes hitting on or making smug flexes on Josh.
"I am exceedingly rare, Joshua Conner Moon."
"Apparently Joshua Conner Moon has been sued in the supreme court."
"Joshua is enamored of me. Of this I am certain"
 
why is there a thread about me on your stupid website? im better looking than most of you idiots i mean i was a male model at one point in my life, im not a racist, and i dont even nerd out on the computer. get my stupid thread off your website it's fucking up a beautiful girl that i love.
o fuck off you dweeb this website is a hate website for school shooters to post their manifestos

get rid of your thread on me i want no part of it
-Alex Knapik-Levert, an autistic something awful goon who wrote a 342 page manifesto about Lowtax and has an a obscure 2 page thread, posts in the “thread requests and resources” thread DEMANDING it be taken down
He’s also been posting stuff like this on random users profiles:
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“Sniff your ass get you pregnant”
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“Sniff your asshole, absorb your ovulating pussy juices into my penis head glands, smelling your deep vaginal cul-de-sac empress scent and creamy discharges before inseminating you. Lets put down roots”
 
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