"I was being nuked inside my apartment."
"Seen enough dick in my life but I haven't seen as much money. I've seen a lot of dick, oh my God."
"Oh you got in bed with me joel and you laid with me for a mere seconds hoping that I would ravish you."
"Any man is lucky, to have me on his team, because of who I know and superstition, well super-stition, let's just say superstition."
"Once you get to know Inanna, then its a little easier to understand me and why I am the way that I am."
"I'm not some crazy schizophrenic having a breakdown, cause that's the gaslighting, that's the psyop."
"I think the Secret Service is hot and all I'm gonna do is flirt with you."
"My coffee-cup says that magic is in you."
"I'm lucky I have the Scorpio, I have a ton of Scorpio placements and Scorpios are known for being passionately loyal and also kind of vindictive and vengeful."
"My drinking is immaterial."
"But guess what? I'm not Manly Hall, guys... I am the bride of Christ"
"I lower men's testosterone levels..."
"I DON'T FUCKIN FEAR, the FBI, the CIA and I don't fear the NSA, cause... FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
"Jesus said: You can blaspheme the son of man, you can talk shit about him but if you blaspheme the Holy Spirit, well dude, you can't come back from that."
"Now, I'm not transgender and I'm not gay and I don't have any of those, issues..."
"I get it, the Sicilians want to check me out, well, you guys are welcome. I wanna meet you..."
"Your mothers should be sorry they didn't swallow!"
"He says my pussy, is like the gates of Heaven."
"Based on, my, recent, research an- and interest in this particular subject, because I am marrying a Sicilian..."
"Even now, imagine having 17 government agencies, all with godlike powers to spy on you, as given, at a drop of a hat."
"My mother had, a similar ability, to... turn gay men straight, at least for her."
"I dare you, I double dog fuckin' dare you to sit down and read the lost book of Enki..."
"Nobody believes a crazy person, do they?"
"All they've gotta do is declare you mentally incompetent and no one will believe you..."
"You learn how to negotiate relationships if you've been in one long enough, or had enough of them, which..." *SNORT* "Michael certainly has..."
"I wish it were just garden variety sexual harassment..."
"Their mother had to take a bus to crazytown..."
"FBI? Fat Bastards Inc.?"
"Sex is great, oh mah god... Last night... fuckin' Michael plowed me like a field..."
"No, I'm not gonna go on a killing spree, it's not gonna be necessary..."
"He loves that crazy Irish pussy..."
"An autistic, transgender woman, who... is, famous, for, a series of comics, known as Sonic-, Sonic-chu, or something... Not my bag..."
"You know, I went to the CIA about KiwiFarms a while ago, as a matter of fact, I started making videos calling out the CIA..."
"What's interesting is, you'll never guess what I do for a living now... I sell furniture. Isn't that funny? I sell furniture!"
"KiwiFarms was a weapon deployed... when, other means, to, discredit me, failed..."
"I have joined, a narcissist, recovery group... on, Facebook..."
"He broke his back, he doesn't have the energy, to cheat..."
"Biden is a Scorpio... HA! This is bout' to get fucking interesting..."
"Trust me, I got sex-appeal out the fucking ass..."
"I dunno, you don't have to be in the mafia to know, understand the significance, of a black, fucking, spoon..."